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Here's the whole thing. Original Japanese here. Translation by me.
In accordance with Ritsuko saying "Third Impact has begun" at the end of "2.0", the incident with the 10th Angel (Zeruel in NGE) is documented as the Third Impact.
So, deemed responsible for causing Third Impact, Nerv is dismantled by the government.
Misato and the other Nerv staff are confined, Eva-01 with Shinji and Rei absorbed is imprisoned in a tesseract and transported to the Moon. Then the story moves ahead 14 years. [Not positive on how 話 is used here.]
All original Nerv staff except Gendo and Fuyutsuki have started an organization called WILL-E.
Their public pretext is restoring the red ocean back to blue, but in actuality they exist to prevent Gendo (Nerv?) from carrying out Fourth Impact. To do this, Misato and WILL-E advance the operations plans of the flying battle ship Wunder using Eva-01 as a power source. [I think that's what it says?]
Asuka and Mari pilot their Evas to perform a heist of Eva-01, which is imprisoned on the Moon. En route, they encounter the 11th Angel, but Eva-01 destroys it. (The TV sneak peak opening 7 minutes.) Asuka and Mari's appearances haven't changed due to the curse of Eva.
With Eva-01 back on the surface, Shinji is salvaged by Misato, as in NGE. Shinji then learns about the post-3I world and goes into despair. After that Wunder begins to make use of Eva Unit-01's power, and the 12th Angel is destroyed.
Kaworu appears before the despairing Shinji, and tells him that the world can be remade/constructed if they use the two Spears and Eva-13.
Shinji joins Kaworu and Nerv instead of Will-e.
Shinji and Kaworu pilot the compound cockpit model Eva-13 and go to extract the Spear of Longinus and the Spear of Cassius that are impaling Lilith. But when they actually reach Central Dogma, both Spears were the Spear of Longinus. [buh?] Shinji pulls out the Spear(s) of Longinus so that Asuka won't meet a cruel fate again, but it was a trap by Keel and sets Fourth Impact in motion. As Fourth Impact is on the brink of happening, Kaworu stops it, and he blows up / ruptures. Because of the cockpit's compound arrangement, Kaworu bursts apart before Shinji's eyes.
Even after Fourth Impact is prevented, humanity is mostly extinct, and we proceed to "New/Sin Evangelion Theatrical Edition: ||".
DAMMIT BRAINMAN MORE SHIT TO TRANSLATE IT NEVER ENDS. NEVER MIND XARD IS DOING IT
In accordance with Ritsuko saying "Third Impact has begun" at the end of "2.0", the incident with the 10th Angel (Zeruel in NGE) is documented as the Third Impact.
So, deemed responsible for causing Third Impact, Nerv is dismantled by the government.
Misato and the other Nerv staff are confined, Eva-01 with Shinji and Rei absorbed is imprisoned in a tesseract and transported to the Moon. Then the story moves ahead 14 years. [Not positive on how 話 is used here.]
All original Nerv staff except Gendo and Fuyutsuki have started an organization called WILL-E.
Their public pretext is restoring the red ocean back to blue, but in actuality they exist to prevent Gendo (Nerv?) from carrying out Fourth Impact. To do this, Misato and WILL-E advance the operations plans of the flying battle ship Wunder using Eva-01 as a power source. [I think that's what it says?]
Asuka and Mari pilot their Evas to perform a heist of Eva-01, which is imprisoned on the Moon. En route, they encounter the 11th Angel, but Eva-01 destroys it. (The TV sneak peak opening 7 minutes.) Asuka and Mari's appearances haven't changed due to the curse of Eva.
With Eva-01 back on the surface, Shinji is salvaged by Misato, as in NGE. Shinji then learns about the post-3I world and goes into despair. After that Wunder begins to make use of Eva Unit-01's power, and the 12th Angel is destroyed.
Kaworu appears before the despairing Shinji, and tells him that the world can be remade/constructed if they use the two Spears and Eva-13.
Shinji joins Kaworu and Nerv instead of Will-e.
Shinji and Kaworu pilot the compound cockpit model Eva-13 and go to extract the Spear of Longinus and the Spear of Cassius that are impaling Lilith. But when they actually reach Central Dogma, both Spears were the Spear of Longinus. [buh?] Shinji pulls out the Spear(s) of Longinus so that Asuka won't meet a cruel fate again, but it was a trap by Keel and sets Fourth Impact in motion. As Fourth Impact is on the brink of happening, Kaworu stops it, and he blows up / ruptures. Because of the cockpit's compound arrangement, Kaworu bursts apart before Shinji's eyes.
Even after Fourth Impact is prevented, humanity is mostly extinct, and we proceed to "New/Sin Evangelion Theatrical Edition: ||".
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Praise His Noodly Appendage that Asuka survives! This might be worth watching after all!
Hasn't stopped me from watching EoE though.
Hasn't stopped me from watching EoE though.
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I just Shinji'd in my pants.
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"Behold the great Ikari Master Plan™."
Terminally down bad for Asuka x Mari since 2013.
I just Shinji'd in my pants.
ONIAgent150 - "All hail driftking. May his horndoggery never end."
Chuckman - "You could ski on those boobs. Boob skis, man."
Catamari - "I'm shipping Shinji with his left hand."
A man can dream...
Rei IV - "I declare driftking18594 to be the poster child of LAM or Asuka x Mari fanboyery (yes, I totally made the word up)."
Avatar: Sometimes Asuka likes to be on top
Alright I've come to terms with this. It sounds totally batshit insane and nothing like the Eva I fell in love with. Which is great. I'm happy with this. Do whatever you want to Asuka, cause this whole thing just looks like crazy fun.
As we have all been whispering to ourselves, "We still have the original."
As we have all been whispering to ourselves, "We still have the original."
Yeah, it's a wonderful world!
So anyway, looks like some guy on /a/ was faster than me - just did couple of fixes. FILM NAME FINALLY EXPLAINED, IT WAS THEMATICALLY MEANINGFUL AND DEEP LOLPUN. ALSO SAD TWIST UNTWISTED!?!?!?!?!?!
SASUGA ANNO-SAN
Gendo and Seele's final conversation
When Fuyutsuki turns off some sort of device, the monoliths disappear
The final monolith (keel) thanks Ikari
Shinji and Kaoru go down stairs to go unpierce Lilith, which had been pierced by two lances
Shinji and Kaoru take the two seat Eva down
When Kaworu sees the two lances, he gets lost in deep t hought
As a result Kaworu suggests leaving the lances alone
Shinji unpierces lilith believing that taking the lances (yari) out, he can get a redo (yarinaosu) for everything.
Suddenly, fourth impact
Kaoru, feeling regret for causing all of this, dies by explosion (not clear how/what intent)
Shinji cries like crazy
Eva Mark 13 falling down
Inside is a physically 14 year old eyepatch Asuka with the mind of 28 year old Asuka. Asuka pulls him through the desert and (incomplete sentence/context)
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Cowboy Bebop?
I couldn't take it.
Is Rei really pregnant? ><
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I couldn't take it.
Is Rei really pregnant? ><
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Wilt Chamberlain answers the infamous question.
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OH MY GOD I REALLY WISH THEY JUST WENT AND REMADE THE ORIGINAL SERIES NOW.
WHY, ANNO? WHY?
WHY, ANNO? WHY?
Utena figures out why the duelists are dueling but what the hell kind of answers does she get? "Because I want to find the power of miracles, I'm going to chop bitches with a sword so I can get a creepy aspie girlfriend who waters roses and shit. which will grant me the power of miracles. I KNOW THIS GODDAMNIT DON'T ASK HOW" -Azathoth
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The years 2015 to 2029 have not been good to him.
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"Behold the great Ikari Master Plan™."
Terminally down bad for Asuka x Mari since 2013.
I just Shinji'd in my pants.
ONIAgent150 - "All hail driftking. May his horndoggery never end."
Chuckman - "You could ski on those boobs. Boob skis, man."
Catamari - "I'm shipping Shinji with his left hand."
A man can dream...
Rei IV - "I declare driftking18594 to be the poster child of LAM or Asuka x Mari fanboyery (yes, I totally made the word up)."
Avatar: Sometimes Asuka likes to be on top
"Behold the great Ikari Master Plan™."
Terminally down bad for Asuka x Mari since 2013.
I just Shinji'd in my pants.
ONIAgent150 - "All hail driftking. May his horndoggery never end."
Chuckman - "You could ski on those boobs. Boob skis, man."
Catamari - "I'm shipping Shinji with his left hand."
A man can dream...
Rei IV - "I declare driftking18594 to be the poster child of LAM or Asuka x Mari fanboyery (yes, I totally made the word up)."
Avatar: Sometimes Asuka likes to be on top
hidoi, reichu-san
I'll see if i can (not) fail at it
In case it doesn't jump out at readers well enough
Asuka STRONG
edit: yes red is mod colour but c'mon! For Asuka's sake!
Last edited by Xard on Fri Nov 16, 2012 5:56 pm, edited 1 time in total.
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Certainly matches whatever "durability" vibe Shikinami was meant to have.
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"Behold the great Ikari Master Plan™."
Terminally down bad for Asuka x Mari since 2013.
I just Shinji'd in my pants.
ONIAgent150 - "All hail driftking. May his horndoggery never end."
Chuckman - "You could ski on those boobs. Boob skis, man."
Catamari - "I'm shipping Shinji with his left hand."
A man can dream...
Rei IV - "I declare driftking18594 to be the poster child of LAM or Asuka x Mari fanboyery (yes, I totally made the word up)."
Avatar: Sometimes Asuka likes to be on top
"Behold the great Ikari Master Plan™."
Terminally down bad for Asuka x Mari since 2013.
I just Shinji'd in my pants.
ONIAgent150 - "All hail driftking. May his horndoggery never end."
Chuckman - "You could ski on those boobs. Boob skis, man."
Catamari - "I'm shipping Shinji with his left hand."
A man can dream...
Rei IV - "I declare driftking18594 to be the poster child of LAM or Asuka x Mari fanboyery (yes, I totally made the word up)."
Avatar: Sometimes Asuka likes to be on top
Also eligible for the "Phallic objects of Evangelion" list, I guess. Can't bother to dig up link now.
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Xard: You don't mention Mark.06 in your translation, but it's in the original text.
And... uh, are they implying that Asuka is Eva-13?
This film is pretty fucking bizarre and mysterious so far. How many dangling plot threads can we accumulate here? And all this Eva-13 crap makes me wonder why Eva-06 was ever a big fucking deal.
And... uh, are they implying that Asuka is Eva-13?
This film is pretty fucking bizarre and mysterious so far. How many dangling plot threads can we accumulate here? And all this Eva-13 crap makes me wonder why Eva-06 was ever a big fucking deal.
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What 'cruel fate' has Asuka befallen? Does it mean Mari's finally got her horny little hands on her?
Is Rebuild the prequel, not the sequel?
What the hell is *that* guy?
Mind = undergoing repeated blowings.
Is Rebuild the prequel, not the sequel?
What the hell is *that* guy?
Mind = undergoing repeated blowings.
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