[SPOILERS AS FUCK] 2ch Q synopsis prep. for anal devastation

Discussion of the new series of Evangelion movies ( "Evangelion Shin Gekijōban", meaning "Evangelion: New Theatrical Edition"). The final instalment is scheduled to debut in Japan on March 8, 2021.

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Postby Choo1701 » Fri Nov 16, 2012 4:34 pm

View Original PostHatsumi92 wrote:I wonder if this is a result of NERV being abandoned. Now they can't really get real replacements.

Curious.


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Postby Xard » Fri Nov 16, 2012 4:35 pm

View Original Postesselfortium wrote:Also, extending thanks to Xard and Reichu for translating this insanity.


Thanks, thanks. It's actually fun to do something with my moonrune abilities other than stalk Japanese Macross discussions for a while. :)

View Original Postesselfortium wrote:... it looks so sad and humiliated.


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Postby Jayfive » Fri Nov 16, 2012 4:36 pm

ZOMG TEH EVUL Rei GETS EVA UNIT 9.

And a schmexy black plugsuit. Im not sure if shit could get any more real.

Unit 2: 'I used to be pretty. Look at me now, I'm an old hag.'
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Postby FluffyBunny » Fri Nov 16, 2012 4:36 pm

View Original Postesselfortium wrote:Be sure to strap your floatable life jacket on tight, Eva-02!

... it looks so sad and humiliated.

it's as if Eva-02 was on Titanic or something. :D

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Postby driftking18594 » Fri Nov 16, 2012 4:37 pm

Well, at least Eva-02's right arm isn't cleft in two.

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Postby Hatsumi92 » Fri Nov 16, 2012 4:38 pm

View Original PostJayfive wrote:NO.

We have ONE LINE. Which is almost certainly being taken out of context.

Sequel theory makes even less sense now. We have present and future. We dont need an alternate universe.

Though i sincerely hope all the 14 year timeskip isnt a Ep 26-esque 'possible future'.


If this Eva Curse where you stay 14 years old/young forever if you're the pilot is true, and time isn't linear, then I'm pretty sure you can bullshit your way into time looping around so many times that it has differentiated from what it was in NGE.

Think of NGE as timeline 1 and think of Rebuild as timeline 14,506. Though again, this is just bullshitting not what I actually believe, though there's totally a way to make a sequel theory possible.

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Postby driftking18594 » Fri Nov 16, 2012 4:39 pm

View Original PostHatsumi92 wrote:Think of NGE as timeline 1 and think of Rebuild as timeline 14,506.


Oh man...if Rei was suffering what Yuki Nagato was suffering in Endless 8...no wonder she turned to the dark side. :lol:

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Postby Grub » Fri Nov 16, 2012 4:39 pm

The way anno's doing it, you could probably tackle the same themes as in a sequel, but without it actually being a sequel.

Might be he's doing it this way to break convention.
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Postby Ramiel² » Fri Nov 16, 2012 4:39 pm

Suddenly that red beach picture with Asuka Shinji and Kaworu isnt with Kaworu but with Kure-rei instead.
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Postby AR-99 » Fri Nov 16, 2012 4:40 pm

"Tentative name" Rei Ayanami?

Never seen this many people in a subforum at once. :jiggy:
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Postby Reichu » Fri Nov 16, 2012 4:40 pm

View Original PostXard wrote:uhh, thanks - but I haven't even noticed any long synopsis. Were was it posted?

Here.

Since this thread is flying by at the speed of sound, I'll post what I've done so far. (If I were cool, I'd be fast at this, but, alas, I'm not cool.)

In accordance with Ritsuko saying "Third Impact has begun" at the end of "2.0", the incident with the 10th Angel (Zeruel in NGE) is documented as the Third Impact.

So, deemed responsible for causing Third Impact, Nerv is dismantled by the government. Misato and the other Nerv staff are confined, and Eva-01 with Shinji and Rei absorbed is imprisoned in a tesseract and transported to the Moon. Then the story moves ahead 14 years. [Not positive on how 話 is used here.]

All original Nerv staff except Gendo and Fuyutsuki have started an organization called WILL-E. Their public pretext is restoring the red ocean back to blue, but in actuality they exist to prevent Gendo (Nerv?) from carrying out Fourth Impact. To do this, Misato and WILL-E advance the operational plans of the flying battle ship Wunder to use Eva-01 as a power source. [Not sure about underlined parts.]

Asuka and Mari pilot their Evas to perform a heist of Eva-01, which is imprisoned on the Moon. En route, they encounter the 11th Angel, but Eva-01 destroys it. (The TV sneak peak opening 7 minutes.) Asuka and Mari's appearances haven't changed due to the curse of Eva.


Final two paragraphs to come. :wipes sweat from brow:
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Postby robersora » Fri Nov 16, 2012 4:40 pm

EVA-02... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
SO FUNNY!

Damn... Since everybody is ignoring me... I'm going to write this again.
What happened to Kaiji? And could it be... that Mari is Kaiji's and Misato's daughter?
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Postby dhazard » Fri Nov 16, 2012 4:41 pm

Tah Fack...

SPOILER: Show
Tentative name: Rei Ayanami
No wonder in 2.0 preview of 3.0 we had Reis. Hopefully the real, if we can say that, is alive - the whole ordeal was to get her back anyway
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Postby Clover » Fri Nov 16, 2012 4:41 pm

View Original PostRamiel² wrote:Suddenly that red beach picture with Asuka Shinji and Kaworu isnt with Kaworu but with Kure-rei instead.

Ony two sets of footprints in the picture. Rei confirmed dead.

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Postby Jayfive » Fri Nov 16, 2012 4:41 pm

View Original Postrobersora wrote:What happened to Kaiji? And could it be... that Mari is Kaiji's and Misato's daughter?


Havent seen anything reliable on who Mari is at all so far.

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Postby FluffyBunny » Fri Nov 16, 2012 4:42 pm

Re Kuro-Rei
I don't like the shape of the plugsuit, but the dark color works rather well for her. I wish for a more simple design. (Perhaps a similar design to Rei's original with only dark colors.)

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Postby ancapevageek » Fri Nov 16, 2012 4:42 pm

How can Gendo be Shinji from EOTV if eva pilots are forever 14?
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Postby Lagann » Fri Nov 16, 2012 4:43 pm

Man I was really hoping NME would keep as far away from Anima as possible.
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Postby Mr. Tines » Fri Nov 16, 2012 4:43 pm

View Original Postancapevageek wrote:How can Gendo be Shinji from EOTV if eva pilots are forever 14?
SCIENCE!!
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Postby ancapevageek » Fri Nov 16, 2012 4:45 pm

View Original PostMr. Tines wrote:SCIENCE!!



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