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You can still say what she's into if it's relevant, just don't get descriptive.
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It's relevant alright; saying it just makes me liable to get another Reichu-esque verbal chewout along the lines of "that's it?! GTFO, you're lame".
I'll say it anyway: the entirety of Hikari's inner thigh, from her nether regions all the way to the knee, is a major erogenous zone for her to the point that she gets her kicks off of being fondled or caressed there, even if her actual naughty bits aren't touched. Where Kensuke comes into this is that when a shifting crowd on the train abruptly shoves him into her (he followed her there to protest her confiscation of the porn mag, as it's not his and can get him in trouble if he can't return it), he loses his balance, reflexively raises his hand to grab onto something and accidentally reaches up her skirt and slaps her crotch with the back of his hand (not hard enough to hurt, mind you; I'm fully aware that girls have just as low a pain tolerance for that region as boys). The next day, he literally prostrates himself in apology and she gives back the porn mag on the condition that if she catches him bringing that stuff to school ever again, she's not giving it back this time.
Hikari is a bit reinterpreted in this idea. She's not a super-innocent girl who gets paralyzed by embarrassment whenever anything sexual comes up; rather, she's a normal girl with a healthy interest in sex and has sexual fantasies alright, but is simply not that horny to actively seek such things out. As such, she naturally looked through the porn mag at home before giving it back to Kensuke - and sometime after giving it back, she enlists him to satisfy her touchy-feely needs, even letting him jerk off while feeling her up. At first, that is; thanks to that porn mag, Hikari also gained an interest in trying oral sex but it takes her some time to work up the courage to ask him and even once she does, she only lets him go down on her if he's blindfolded.
But Kensuke isn't a glorified dildo either. After they do oral, he approaches her and goes "You know... since we've been fooling around quite a bit, would you consider going all the way? I mean, I'm a fugly and obnoxious guy no sane girl would ever look at and I have no idea why you picked me of all people to fool around with instead of, say, Toji, but this might be my only chance to ever get laid and I don't want to screw this up. Only if you're okay with it, of course. I mean, I've been doing everything you asked and will keep doing whatever you say, just let me do it with you just once, even if you'll never do it with me ever again."
I'll say it anyway: the entirety of Hikari's inner thigh, from her nether regions all the way to the knee, is a major erogenous zone for her to the point that she gets her kicks off of being fondled or caressed there, even if her actual naughty bits aren't touched. Where Kensuke comes into this is that when a shifting crowd on the train abruptly shoves him into her (he followed her there to protest her confiscation of the porn mag, as it's not his and can get him in trouble if he can't return it), he loses his balance, reflexively raises his hand to grab onto something and accidentally reaches up her skirt and slaps her crotch with the back of his hand (not hard enough to hurt, mind you; I'm fully aware that girls have just as low a pain tolerance for that region as boys). The next day, he literally prostrates himself in apology and she gives back the porn mag on the condition that if she catches him bringing that stuff to school ever again, she's not giving it back this time.
Hikari is a bit reinterpreted in this idea. She's not a super-innocent girl who gets paralyzed by embarrassment whenever anything sexual comes up; rather, she's a normal girl with a healthy interest in sex and has sexual fantasies alright, but is simply not that horny to actively seek such things out. As such, she naturally looked through the porn mag at home before giving it back to Kensuke - and sometime after giving it back, she enlists him to satisfy her touchy-feely needs, even letting him jerk off while feeling her up. At first, that is; thanks to that porn mag, Hikari also gained an interest in trying oral sex but it takes her some time to work up the courage to ask him and even once she does, she only lets him go down on her if he's blindfolded.
But Kensuke isn't a glorified dildo either. After they do oral, he approaches her and goes "You know... since we've been fooling around quite a bit, would you consider going all the way? I mean, I'm a fugly and obnoxious guy no sane girl would ever look at and I have no idea why you picked me of all people to fool around with instead of, say, Toji, but this might be my only chance to ever get laid and I don't want to screw this up. Only if you're okay with it, of course. I mean, I've been doing everything you asked and will keep doing whatever you say, just let me do it with you just once, even if you'll never do it with me ever again."
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Any interest in a Shinji/Sakura/Midori/Sumire foursome?
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I like the summary you gave, it sounds sexy.
I like the summary you gave, it sounds sexy.
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Yo James, if you can read this, you made another great lemon with that continuation of chapter 3 of Hand cannot Erase.
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ChaddyManPrime wrote:Yo James, if you can read this, you made another great lemon with that continuation of chapter 3 of Hand cannot Erase.
Thank you
I did feel I did a good job with both that one and the PlugSuit one as well. I've been going through a process of editing my fics in a lot more detail now, I always did a bit of editing but I got some good feedback one how I could improve my writing and I've started to apply it.
I'm currently working on the second AsuKawoShin one. I asked for a few prompts on my Tumblr for a setting and 'day at the beach' seemed to win out. So we'll see how that one goes.
Edit: On an amusing note, some friends of mine actually did a reading of the first AsuKawoShin one I did last week which was a fun time
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I like the summary you gave, it sounds sexy.
People in this thread don't seem to be interested in porn with actual plot.
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You should read James's stuff, it has plot, though, I can't tell if you're into Asushin or not. I can't think of anything you've written that involves them being together.
You should read James's stuff, it has plot, though, I can't tell if you're into Asushin or not. I can't think of anything you've written that involves them being together.
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I do if it's actual plot (vs., say, elaborate justification for a nonsensical setup).
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Shaal guvat vf, V npghnyyl jnagrq gb jevgr inavyyn Nfhfuva sbe dhvgr n juvyr abj. Vg'f whfg gung rirelguvat V pnzr hc jvgu, zl thg srryvat irgbrq ba gur tebhaqf bs "[v]anu, gung'q arire unccra[/v]". Inavyyn va guvf pbagrkg zrnavat ab traqreoraqvat naq/be shgnanev orvat vaibyirq.
Guvf jrrxraq gubhtu, V svanyyl pnzr hc jvgu fbzrguvat gung sryg evtug. Ba gur avtug orsber gurve fubj irefhf Vfensry, Nfhxn naq Fuvawv trg vagb na nethzrag orpnhfr Nfhxn vafvfgf gung Fuvawv vf n shpxhc naq thnenagrrq gb fperj hc gur puberbtencul gbzbeebj, gb juvpu Fuvawv anghenyyl trgf bssraqrq naq vafvfgf gung vg vfa'g fb. Nfhxn hygvzngryl trgf fb sverq hc gung fur znxrf n org: vs Fuvawv fperjf hc rira bapr, fur trgf gb pnyy uvz n shpxhc sberire - ohg vs ur qbrfa'g znxr rira bar zvfgnxr, ur trgf gb srry ure hc.
Guerr thrffrf nf gb juvpu bar unccraf naq gur svefg gjb qba'g pbhag.
Nfhxn anghenyyl fgnegf dhvrgyl sernxvat bhg orpnhfr gung bhgpbzr jnfa'g fhccbfrq gb unccra, rkcrpgvat nal qnl abj gb unir Fuvawv oernx qbja ure ebbz'f qbbe naq vafvfg ba ure shysvyyvat ure raq bs gur onetnva yvxr gur creireg ur vf... rkprcg Fuvawv ubarfgyl gubhtug fur jnf whfg xvqqvat naq dhvrgyl qebccrq gur znggre nsgre univat fuhg ure hc ol cebivat ure jebat. Ohg Nfhxn'f cevqr vf abg yrggvat ure oernx ure bja jbeq yvxr gung, fb fur tbrf vagb uvf ebbz bar riravat naq tvirf uvz n unaqshy bs oernfg naljnl. Guvat vf, Fuvawv unaqyrf ure fhecevfvatyl graqreyl naq Nfhxn vf na nofbyhgr fhpxre sbe gung, urapr jul fur xrrcf pbzvat onpx sbe zber naq rfpnyngrf guvatf shegure. Fur hygvzngryl qrpynerf gung fur qbrfa'g zvaq sbbyvat nebhaq jvgu uvz yvxr guvf ohg sebz abj ba, ur'f abg nyybjrq gb ybbx ng be snagnfvmr nobhg nal bgure tvey (juvpu vf cerggl zhpu gur zbfg bar pna rkcrpg sebz Nfhxn, ernyyl). Zvaq lbh, ng guvf cbvag, gurl fgvyy unira'g tbar nyy gur jnl - uryy, gurl unira'g rira tbar orlbaq ure tevaqvat ure cnagl-pynq nff ntnvafg uvf fubegf-pynq obare juvyr ur'f tbg uvf unaqf hc ure fuveg naq ba ure oernfgf.
[dhbgr="Onturren#835782"]V qb vs vg'f npghny cybg (if., fnl, rynobengr whfgvsvpngvba sbe n abafrafvpny frghc).[/dhbgr]
Svar gura. Jung V jnf guvaxvat vf gung Fnxhen frpergyl frkrf hc Fuvawv, cnegyl sbe sha (bs gur ehyr-oernxvat xvaq) naq cnegyl gb purre uvz hc (ur hfrf vg sbe rfpncvfz naq fur xabjf), hagvy Evgfhxb svaqf bhg nobhg vg naq haqrefgnaqnoyl purjf Fnxhen bhg sbe sengreavmvat jvgu gur cevfbare. Nf cre gur punva bs pbzznaq, Evgfhxb nyfb abgvsvrf Zvfngb, jub qryrtngrf gur znggre onpx gb Evgfhxb bapr fur cbvagf bhg gung Zvfngb vf rzbgvbanyyl ovnfrq va znggref pbapreavat Fuvawv. Nsgre qryvorengvat bire vg, Evgfhxb hygvzngryl gryyf Fnxhen gung jung fur qbrf bss-qhgl vf ure bja ohfvarff, ohg gur [v]vafgnag[/v] vg fgnegf nssrpgvat ure whqtzrag, gurer jvyy or pbafrdhraprf - nf Evgfhxb vf frpergyl tnzoyvat ba Fuvawv orpbzvat rzbgvbanyyl nggnpurq gb Fnxhen, gurersber jrnavat uvz bss uvf bofrffvba jvgu Erv, gurersber yrffravat uvf rzbgvbany nggnpuzrag gb Havg 01 naq cbgragvnyyl ryvzvangvat uvf Vzcnpg gevttre cbgragvny.
Gur bgure tveyf pbzr vagb gur cvpgher jura Zvqbev bireurnef Fnxhen naq Fuvawv tbvat ng vg naq gryyf Fhzver. Abj, Zvqbev nofbyhgryl [o]UNGRF[/o] Fuvawv naq jbhyq cersre Fnxhen abg univat nalguvat gb qb jvgu uvz, ohg Fhzver qbrfa'g funer gung fragvzrag naq wbxvatyl fhttrfgf gung znlor Zvqbev fubhyq unir frk jvgu Fuvawv gbb. Cerqvpgnoyl, Zvqbev unf n "qhqr, JGS?!" ernpgvba. Fnxhen vf rdhnyyl zbegvsvrq ng gur fhttrfgvba naq ershfrf gb yrg gung unccra, bayl eryragvat irel eryhpgnagyl jura Fhzver cbvagf bhg gung ubttvat Fuvawv sbe urefrys fzryyf bs rknpgyl gur xvaq bs rzbgvbany nggnpuzrag Evgfhxb jnearq ure abg gb unir. Zvqbev fgvyy ershfrf gb qb vg hagvy Fhzver erfbegf gb gur pynffvp gnpgvp bs vafvahngvat gung Zvqbev qbrfa'g unir gur thgf gb qb vg (sbe guvf vqrn, V'z cerfhzvat gung Zvqbev unf n ovg bs gfhaqrer va ure) naq Zvqbev tbrf "[v]fperj lbh, V'yy qb vg![/v]".
Fb Fuvawv riraghnyyl trgf n srj rkgen ivfvgbef - nf nfvqr sebz Fnxhen naq Zvqbev, Fhzver fubjf hc gbb. Fur pynvzf gung fur'f gurer gb znxr fher Zvqbev qbrfa'g tb oynpx jvqbj ba uvz ohg fgevcf nybatfvqr gur bgure tveyf, ercylvat gb Zvqbev'f dhrel bs jung fur'f qbvat gung, vs fur'f gurer, fur zvtug nf jryy wbva va ba gur sha, pbafvqrevat gung fur unqa'g tbggra ynvq fvapr gur ynfg gvzr gurl jrer va cbeg. Va nal pnfr, Zvqbev tbrf svefg naq tbrf ng vg fb uneq gung Fnxhen jneaf ure gb rnfr hc be fur'yy evc gur pbaqbz. Zvqbev orvat Zvqbev, gubhtu, fur gryyf Fnxhen gb fgbj vg naq xrrcf tbvat, rira fdhrrmvat ure bja oernfgf jvgu Fuvawv'f unaqf. Lbh frr, ebhtu frk jvgu fbzrbar fur ungrf vf npghnyyl gheavat Zvqbev ba yvxr penml, fbzrjung yvxr n encr snagnfl - naq vg qbrf yrnir ure fb qenvarq gung Fhzver unf gb culfvpnyyl cvpx ure bss Fuvawv gb znxr jnl sbe ure bja ghea. Fhzver vf gur bar jub oevatf Fuvawv gb uvf crnx naq qevaxf uvf frzra sebz uvf pbaqbz, qenjvat n ernpgvba bs erihyfvba sebz Zvqbev.
Fcrnxvat bs juvpu, cbea vf haqrefgnaqnoyl dhvgr ener nsgre gur raq bs gur jbeyq naq bs gur sbhe bs gurz, bayl Fuvawv naq Fhzver ner byq rabhtu gb unir frra nal gurzfryirf; urapr Zvqbev'f ernpgvba naq gur sbhe yngre tngurevat gbtrgure sbe na npghny sbhefbzr jurer Fhzver grnpurf gur bgure tveyf fbzr fghss jr pbafvqre orlbaq gur onfvpf ohg fgvyy gnxr sbe tenagrq, yvxr beny frk. Fvapr Zvqbev naq Fnxhen jrera'g rfcrpvnyyl frkhnyyl npgvir hagvy gurl fgnegrq frrvat Fuvawv (naq Fnxhen npghnyyl tnir uvz ure ivetvavgl, abg gung ur xarj), arvgure unir unq n fhophgnarbhf pbagenprcgvir vzcynag rdhvccrq (fhpu vzcynagf ner ninvynoyr gb JVYYR crefbaary, ohg ner abg fgnaqneq-vffhr qhr gb n trareny fubegntr bs erfbheprf naq zhfg or fcrpvsvpnyyl erdhvfvgvbarq), urapr jul gurl hfr pbaqbzf. Pbaqbzf ner fbzrjung bs n oynpx znexrg pbzzbqvgl ba gur Jhaqre naq pbzzbayl trg erhfrq nsgre n dhvpx evafr jvgu qvfvasrpgnag, urapr Fhzver'f fcbvyrerq npg nobir fb nf gb abg jnfgr n cresrpgyl hfnoyr bar. Fnxhen urefrys bayl znxrf hfr bs bar jurarire vg'f abg n fnsr qnl sbe ure naq znvagnvaf nofgvarapr juvyr ba ure crevbq.
Naljnl, jung'f rfcrpvnyyl vebavp nobhg Fnxhen trggvat jnearq gb abg qrirybc na rzbgvbany nggnpuzrag gb Fuvawv vf gung [o]fur nyernql qvq[/o] ohg xrrcf vg gb urefrys fb gung fur pna pbagvahr frrvat uvz. Gung'f nyfb jul fur yrgf gur bgure gjb unir frpbaqf juvyr fur pbagvahrf gb tvir Fuvawv na rne gb jrag uvf sehfgengvbaf gb naq n tveysevraq gb znxr ybir gb. Hasbeghangryl gubhtu, guvf qbrfa'g ynfg sberire: riraghnyyl, D!Erv pbzrf sbe Fuvawv naq tenof uvz ol sbepr jura ur nccrnef hajvyyvat gb tb ba uvf bja. Qhevat uvf gvzr ng arb-AREI, Fuvawv gbhpurf uvzfrys ng yrnfg bapr juvyr guvaxvat bs Fnxhen - naq haxabja gb rvgure bs gurz, whfg orsber Fuvawv jnf gnxra, Fnxhen znqr na reebe juvyr pnyphyngvat jura ure fnsr qnlf raq naq tbg xabpxrq hc ol uvz ohg qbrfa'g ernyvmr vg lrg qhr gb orvat bar bs gubfr jbzra jub qba'g trg zbeavat fvpxarff.
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Shaal guvat vf, V npghnyyl jnagrq gb jevgr inavyyn Nfhfuva sbe dhvgr n juvyr abj. Vg'f whfg gung rirelguvat V pnzr hc jvgu, zl thg srryvat irgbrq ba gur tebhaqf bs "[v]anu, gung'q arire unccra[/v]". Inavyyn va guvf pbagrkg zrnavat ab traqreoraqvat naq/be shgnanev orvat vaibyirq.
Guvf jrrxraq gubhtu, V svanyyl pnzr hc jvgu fbzrguvat gung sryg evtug. Ba gur avtug orsber gurve fubj irefhf Vfensry, Nfhxn naq Fuvawv trg vagb na nethzrag orpnhfr Nfhxn vafvfgf gung Fuvawv vf n shpxhc naq thnenagrrq gb fperj hc gur puberbtencul gbzbeebj, gb juvpu Fuvawv anghenyyl trgf bssraqrq naq vafvfgf gung vg vfa'g fb. Nfhxn hygvzngryl trgf fb sverq hc gung fur znxrf n org: vs Fuvawv fperjf hc rira bapr, fur trgf gb pnyy uvz n shpxhc sberire - ohg vs ur qbrfa'g znxr rira bar zvfgnxr, ur trgf gb srry ure hc.
Guerr thrffrf nf gb juvpu bar unccraf naq gur svefg gjb qba'g pbhag.
Nfhxn anghenyyl fgnegf dhvrgyl sernxvat bhg orpnhfr gung bhgpbzr jnfa'g fhccbfrq gb unccra, rkcrpgvat nal qnl abj gb unir Fuvawv oernx qbja ure ebbz'f qbbe naq vafvfg ba ure shysvyyvat ure raq bs gur onetnva yvxr gur creireg ur vf... rkprcg Fuvawv ubarfgyl gubhtug fur jnf whfg xvqqvat naq dhvrgyl qebccrq gur znggre nsgre univat fuhg ure hc ol cebivat ure jebat. Ohg Nfhxn'f cevqr vf abg yrggvat ure oernx ure bja jbeq yvxr gung, fb fur tbrf vagb uvf ebbz bar riravat naq tvirf uvz n unaqshy bs oernfg naljnl. Guvat vf, Fuvawv unaqyrf ure fhecevfvatyl graqreyl naq Nfhxn vf na nofbyhgr fhpxre sbe gung, urapr jul fur xrrcf pbzvat onpx sbe zber naq rfpnyngrf guvatf shegure. Fur hygvzngryl qrpynerf gung fur qbrfa'g zvaq sbbyvat nebhaq jvgu uvz yvxr guvf ohg sebz abj ba, ur'f abg nyybjrq gb ybbx ng be snagnfvmr nobhg nal bgure tvey (juvpu vf cerggl zhpu gur zbfg bar pna rkcrpg sebz Nfhxn, ernyyl). Zvaq lbh, ng guvf cbvag, gurl fgvyy unira'g tbar nyy gur jnl - uryy, gurl unira'g rira tbar orlbaq ure tevaqvat ure cnagl-pynq nff ntnvafg uvf fubegf-pynq obare juvyr ur'f tbg uvf unaqf hc ure fuveg naq ba ure oernfgf.
[dhbgr="Onturren#835782"]V qb vs vg'f npghny cybg (if., fnl, rynobengr whfgvsvpngvba sbe n abafrafvpny frghc).[/dhbgr]
Svar gura. Jung V jnf guvaxvat vf gung Fnxhen frpergyl frkrf hc Fuvawv, cnegyl sbe sha (bs gur ehyr-oernxvat xvaq) naq cnegyl gb purre uvz hc (ur hfrf vg sbe rfpncvfz naq fur xabjf), hagvy Evgfhxb svaqf bhg nobhg vg naq haqrefgnaqnoyl purjf Fnxhen bhg sbe sengreavmvat jvgu gur cevfbare. Nf cre gur punva bs pbzznaq, Evgfhxb nyfb abgvsvrf Zvfngb, jub qryrtngrf gur znggre onpx gb Evgfhxb bapr fur cbvagf bhg gung Zvfngb vf rzbgvbanyyl ovnfrq va znggref pbapreavat Fuvawv. Nsgre qryvorengvat bire vg, Evgfhxb hygvzngryl gryyf Fnxhen gung jung fur qbrf bss-qhgl vf ure bja ohfvarff, ohg gur [v]vafgnag[/v] vg fgnegf nssrpgvat ure whqtzrag, gurer jvyy or pbafrdhraprf - nf Evgfhxb vf frpergyl tnzoyvat ba Fuvawv orpbzvat rzbgvbanyyl nggnpurq gb Fnxhen, gurersber jrnavat uvz bss uvf bofrffvba jvgu Erv, gurersber yrffravat uvf rzbgvbany nggnpuzrag gb Havg 01 naq cbgragvnyyl ryvzvangvat uvf Vzcnpg gevttre cbgragvny.
Gur bgure tveyf pbzr vagb gur cvpgher jura Zvqbev bireurnef Fnxhen naq Fuvawv tbvat ng vg naq gryyf Fhzver. Abj, Zvqbev nofbyhgryl [o]UNGRF[/o] Fuvawv naq jbhyq cersre Fnxhen abg univat nalguvat gb qb jvgu uvz, ohg Fhzver qbrfa'g funer gung fragvzrag naq wbxvatyl fhttrfgf gung znlor Zvqbev fubhyq unir frk jvgu Fuvawv gbb. Cerqvpgnoyl, Zvqbev unf n "qhqr, JGS?!" ernpgvba. Fnxhen vf rdhnyyl zbegvsvrq ng gur fhttrfgvba naq ershfrf gb yrg gung unccra, bayl eryragvat irel eryhpgnagyl jura Fhzver cbvagf bhg gung ubttvat Fuvawv sbe urefrys fzryyf bs rknpgyl gur xvaq bs rzbgvbany nggnpuzrag Evgfhxb jnearq ure abg gb unir. Zvqbev fgvyy ershfrf gb qb vg hagvy Fhzver erfbegf gb gur pynffvp gnpgvp bs vafvahngvat gung Zvqbev qbrfa'g unir gur thgf gb qb vg (sbe guvf vqrn, V'z cerfhzvat gung Zvqbev unf n ovg bs gfhaqrer va ure) naq Zvqbev tbrf "[v]fperj lbh, V'yy qb vg![/v]".
Fb Fuvawv riraghnyyl trgf n srj rkgen ivfvgbef - nf nfvqr sebz Fnxhen naq Zvqbev, Fhzver fubjf hc gbb. Fur pynvzf gung fur'f gurer gb znxr fher Zvqbev qbrfa'g tb oynpx jvqbj ba uvz ohg fgevcf nybatfvqr gur bgure tveyf, ercylvat gb Zvqbev'f dhrel bs jung fur'f qbvat gung, vs fur'f gurer, fur zvtug nf jryy wbva va ba gur sha, pbafvqrevat gung fur unqa'g tbggra ynvq fvapr gur ynfg gvzr gurl jrer va cbeg. Va nal pnfr, Zvqbev tbrf svefg naq tbrf ng vg fb uneq gung Fnxhen jneaf ure gb rnfr hc be fur'yy evc gur pbaqbz. Zvqbev orvat Zvqbev, gubhtu, fur gryyf Fnxhen gb fgbj vg naq xrrcf tbvat, rira fdhrrmvat ure bja oernfgf jvgu Fuvawv'f unaqf. Lbh frr, ebhtu frk jvgu fbzrbar fur ungrf vf npghnyyl gheavat Zvqbev ba yvxr penml, fbzrjung yvxr n encr snagnfl - naq vg qbrf yrnir ure fb qenvarq gung Fhzver unf gb culfvpnyyl cvpx ure bss Fuvawv gb znxr jnl sbe ure bja ghea. Fhzver vf gur bar jub oevatf Fuvawv gb uvf crnx naq qevaxf uvf frzra sebz uvf pbaqbz, qenjvat n ernpgvba bs erihyfvba sebz Zvqbev.
Fcrnxvat bs juvpu, cbea vf haqrefgnaqnoyl dhvgr ener nsgre gur raq bs gur jbeyq naq bs gur sbhe bs gurz, bayl Fuvawv naq Fhzver ner byq rabhtu gb unir frra nal gurzfryirf; urapr Zvqbev'f ernpgvba naq gur sbhe yngre tngurevat gbtrgure sbe na npghny sbhefbzr jurer Fhzver grnpurf gur bgure tveyf fbzr fghss jr pbafvqre orlbaq gur onfvpf ohg fgvyy gnxr sbe tenagrq, yvxr beny frk. Fvapr Zvqbev naq Fnxhen jrera'g rfcrpvnyyl frkhnyyl npgvir hagvy gurl fgnegrq frrvat Fuvawv (naq Fnxhen npghnyyl tnir uvz ure ivetvavgl, abg gung ur xarj), arvgure unir unq n fhophgnarbhf pbagenprcgvir vzcynag rdhvccrq (fhpu vzcynagf ner ninvynoyr gb JVYYR crefbaary, ohg ner abg fgnaqneq-vffhr qhr gb n trareny fubegntr bs erfbheprf naq zhfg or fcrpvsvpnyyl erdhvfvgvbarq), urapr jul gurl hfr pbaqbzf. Pbaqbzf ner fbzrjung bs n oynpx znexrg pbzzbqvgl ba gur Jhaqre naq pbzzbayl trg erhfrq nsgre n dhvpx evafr jvgu qvfvasrpgnag, urapr Fhzver'f fcbvyrerq npg nobir fb nf gb abg jnfgr n cresrpgyl hfnoyr bar. Fnxhen urefrys bayl znxrf hfr bs bar jurarire vg'f abg n fnsr qnl sbe ure naq znvagnvaf nofgvarapr juvyr ba ure crevbq.
Naljnl, jung'f rfcrpvnyyl vebavp nobhg Fnxhen trggvat jnearq gb abg qrirybc na rzbgvbany nggnpuzrag gb Fuvawv vf gung [o]fur nyernql qvq[/o] ohg xrrcf vg gb urefrys fb gung fur pna pbagvahr frrvat uvz. Gung'f nyfb jul fur yrgf gur bgure gjb unir frpbaqf juvyr fur pbagvahrf gb tvir Fuvawv na rne gb jrag uvf sehfgengvbaf gb naq n tveysevraq gb znxr ybir gb. Hasbeghangryl gubhtu, guvf qbrfa'g ynfg sberire: riraghnyyl, D!Erv pbzrf sbe Fuvawv naq tenof uvz ol sbepr jura ur nccrnef hajvyyvat gb tb ba uvf bja. Qhevat uvf gvzr ng arb-AREI, Fuvawv gbhpurf uvzfrys ng yrnfg bapr juvyr guvaxvat bs Fnxhen - naq haxabja gb rvgure bs gurz, whfg orsber Fuvawv jnf gnxra, Fnxhen znqr na reebe juvyr pnyphyngvat jura ure fnsr qnlf raq naq tbg xabpxrq hc ol uvz ohg qbrfa'g ernyvmr vg lrg qhr gb orvat bar bs gubfr jbzra jub qba'g trg zbeavat fvpxarff.
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Re: Lemon Discussion Thread [try to keep it SFW~ish]
FYI for other users viewing this thread. While I could not find a board rule forbidding the share of PM correspondence with another user without that user's specific permission, I'm going to assume there is such a rule and will not quote my correspondence with the staff verbatim. Here are the facts:
- I was being too descriptive above, hence the board warning.
- Two people getting at it isn't verboten, depicting them actually doing it like I did above is.
- Per staff ruling, putting questionable content in spoiler tags will not be considered enough in the future. Mine was left that way as an example of what isn't acceptable, so don't use it as a precedent.
- The staff is fully aware that this is stifling the thread's topic of discussion, but see no alternative due to the nature of the topic itself.
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Re: Lemon Discussion Thread [try to keep it SFW~ish]
It really isn't that difficult, just keep it simple and avoid getting descriptive. "Asuka loses a rash bet with Shinji and things escalate from there" is really all you needed to say in the first case, for example.
Things in spoilers still show up in search results which is why that isn't sufficient.
Things in spoilers still show up in search results which is why that isn't sufficient.
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Re: Lemon Discussion Thread [try to keep it SFW~ish]
I'm guessing you want to avoid problems with advertisers?
I seem to recall that TV Tropes had similar problems about... two, three years back, when NSFW content on various subpages got indexed by Google and all ads got pulled from the site, forcing the staff to institute a massive purge in order to resume being able to pay for the servers. A helluva lot of content was lost, most of it permanently.
I seem to recall that TV Tropes had similar problems about... two, three years back, when NSFW content on various subpages got indexed by Google and all ads got pulled from the site, forcing the staff to institute a massive purge in order to resume being able to pay for the servers. A helluva lot of content was lost, most of it permanently.
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Re: Lemon Discussion Thread [try to keep it SFW~ish]
We don't have ads, but we do care how the site shows up in searches, yes.
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"I think internet message boards and the like are dangerous." - Anno
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Re: Lemon Discussion Thread [try to keep it SFW~ish]
^There's also the matter of attracting certain types of crowds. Considering that Eva is a show targeted at young teens, we want to build an all-ages community that accommodates them (ie, SFW, teen-friendly). We don't want to attract people who just come here for lemons, hentai, etc, and only stay for that.
That said, there are still ways in which you and other Evageeks can share your love for lemons, and free of restrictions. The IRC community, particularly the role-playing channel, used to get involved in squicky shenanigans all the time (kekeke), and once you're on the IRC it's really easy to create separate or private channels. I'd recommend giving it a try at least.
That said, there are still ways in which you and other Evageeks can share your love for lemons, and free of restrictions. The IRC community, particularly the role-playing channel, used to get involved in squicky shenanigans all the time (kekeke), and once you're on the IRC it's really easy to create separate or private channels. I'd recommend giving it a try at least.
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Re: Lemon Discussion Thread [try to keep it SFW~ish]
That makes sense, having a topic like this is always sketchy for any forum. Even when I helped run a GTAFansite we were careful with the types of threads we did/didn't allow.
For what it's worth I was the user who was reluctant to post in here, but to be honest that's more of a 'me' thing. I kinda get nervous about posting any of my work on here regardless. :P
For what it's worth I was the user who was reluctant to post in here, but to be honest that's more of a 'me' thing. I kinda get nervous about posting any of my work on here regardless. :P
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Re: Lemon Discussion Thread [try to keep it SFW~ish]
Anyway, what I wrote above for the Asushin idea would take place entirely between Israfel and Sandalphon. And when they're in the onsen after Sandalphon, as soon as Misato leaves, Asuka goes over to Shinji's side and they fool around in the water. They still don't go all the way; he merely gets more closely acquainted with them boobz.
Hope that's sufficiently un-descriptive...
Hope that's sufficiently un-descriptive...
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Re: Lemon Discussion Thread [try to keep it SFW~ish]
Hope that's sufficiently un-descriptive...
That seems like a good place for it to happen. You should go ahead and write it. I'd be interested in reading it.
On another note, finally finished that second AsuKawoShin fic.
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Re: Lemon Discussion Thread [try to keep it SFW~ish]
Like I always said, vanilla for the win. Who needs N+1 porn movie imitations when you can have something that makes you go "aww, those two are so lucky to have each other", eh?
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Re: Lemon Discussion Thread [try to keep it SFW~ish]
^
That's like the whole point of romance in general.
Oh, I wanted to point everyone to the direction of You are (not) Loved, it can be found on FF.net, it is lemon, yet it is not sour.
That's like the whole point of romance in general.
Oh, I wanted to point everyone to the direction of You are (not) Loved, it can be found on FF.net, it is lemon, yet it is not sour.
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