[CYOA] Ryoji Kaji's Fantabulous World of Suck
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[CYOA] Ryoji Kaji's Fantabulous World of Suck
You are Ryoji Kaji. You are in the prime of your life, in which case it would be tragic if you were to be shot. Your profession is "secret agent" and you are attempting to triple cross the JSDF, an underground mad science pyramid, and a death cult that owns all of the banks. This increases your chances of being shot significantly. You would go outside, but you have a feeling that being away from the safety of your shotgun-rigged, booby-trapped apartment may be conducive to being shot by somebody. What do you do?
A) Stay inside and harrass Misato via text
B) Fuck it, just go outside and maybe or maybe not get shot
C) Shoot yourself
A) Stay inside and harrass Misato via text
B) Fuck it, just go outside and maybe or maybe not get shot
C) Shoot yourself
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A) Stay inside and harass Misato via text (and invite her over).
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C) Ruin everything with a three-way tie
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Need a tiebreaker fam
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Let's start with a bit of A).
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uhhhh B. Being ballsy like that.
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...still need a tiebreaker
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c) because why not
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Kaji needs to leave the damn house for once, maybe meet a nice man, and stop blaming all his problems on his piece of shit drunk dad.
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Voting C
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B
"Let the right one in. Let the old dreams die. Let the wrong ones go. They cannot do, what you want them to do."- Morrissey, Let the Right One Slip In
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A) with a dose of D because cell phones have cameras for one and only one reason.
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Mugs! Nice to see you, in the sense that one can see another on a message board.
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You are unusually indecisive today. Normally, you hammer down just enough mouthwash in the morning to put on enough of a facade of bravado to make it past the shotgun traps and go to your job like a semi-functioning human being, and on days that you don't, you call in sick or just pretend that you're rolling in bitches because that's what your co-workers assume you do. (The price of this is that you apparently have a ponytail. You do not remember ever having one.) But today, somehow, you cannot seem to make up your mind. Should you continue your charade as normal? Are the cracks in your hastily constructed web of rationalizations beginning to show? Your intuition is screaming at you that today, of all days, you may finally face the end. "The bullets are finally coming for you and on each of them is written 'Ryoji "The Bone Zone" Kaji' in your future blood", your intuition tells you in the shape of your grandmother's face floating within your mind's eye. "Why didn't you come to my funeral Ryoji" it then complains as usual. You tune it out like normal. Maybe if you initiate contact with the outside world from the safety of your domestic buckshot fortress, you can ease yourself into your normal quasi-functional state. Or maybe if you beat the bullets at their own game and shoot yourself, they won't come for you. But then that's giving them what they want. So that leaves option 1. You whip out your phone and text Misato:
A minute passes and she replies:
What is your response?
A) conciliatory
B) flirty
C) don't say anything
sup babe you how about you and I savor the flavor of my bone zone
A minute passes and she replies:
oh my fucking god Kaji I swear to christ NOT TODAY OR I WILL TURN YOU INSIDE OUT ASSHOLE FIRST
What is your response?
A) conciliatory
B) flirty
C) don't say anything
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I was gonna say, who cares about the vote when Muggy's in the house?
As to the poll, I vote A+B. I can multitask, yo.
In response to her response, B of course. Let her vent.
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Yes, I know. You thought it would be something about Asuka. You're such idiots.
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People's deaths are to be mourned. The ability to save people should be celebrated. Life itself should be exalted. -- Volken Macmani, Tatakau Shisho: The Book of Bantorra
I hate myself. But maybe I can learn to love myself. Maybe it's okay for me to be here! That's right! I'm me, nothing more, nothing less! I'm me. I want to be me! I want to be here! And it's okay for me to be here! -- Shinji Ikari, Neon Genesis Evangelion
Yes, I know. You thought it would be something about Asuka. You're such idiots.
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B) Kaji is not discouraged by resistance. In fact, he sees it as a challenge! And what she said sounded like an invitation.
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