[CYOA] Ryoji Kaji's Fantabulous World of Suck
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B is too good to pass up.
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B) is the correct answer; the only possible answer.
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B) Kaji just doesn't know when to quit.
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B.
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B
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Only answer is B.
Shin Evangelion brought me back, five long years later.
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Dangit chee, don't abandon us!
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You know that she only gets murder-threateningly angry when she's either incredibly hot and bothered or professionally embarrassed, and dammit you do love to take risks. You decide to tease her a bit more, just to get a rise. After all, a little flirting never ended in lawsuits and ruined careers, right?
But your KajiSense, tuned to years upon years of burying your crippling fears and insecurities under the persona of the smoothest big-dicked bastard this side of the Pacific, tells you that this is a delicate situation. You need a real winner for this one. And you think you have it.
<Kaji> I will use a plane with GPS
There. That one never fails.
A few minutes later, the phone rings. It's her, you pick up and are immediately greeted with a sound you know very well, her gurgling nut-bust uluations that few men have had the privilege of witnessing in all its immortal sex appeal. Score.
"The broom closet. Floor 78. Half an hour." She hangs up.
Misato is a woman worth getting shot for, you think to yourself.
But wait! It took you 20 minutes just to think that. Time is of the essence! How will you get there in time!
A) The bus
B) The hyperloop
C) The eagles
But your KajiSense, tuned to years upon years of burying your crippling fears and insecurities under the persona of the smoothest big-dicked bastard this side of the Pacific, tells you that this is a delicate situation. You need a real winner for this one. And you think you have it.
<Kaji> I will use a plane with GPS
There. That one never fails.
A few minutes later, the phone rings. It's her, you pick up and are immediately greeted with a sound you know very well, her gurgling nut-bust uluations that few men have had the privilege of witnessing in all its immortal sex appeal. Score.
"The broom closet. Floor 78. Half an hour." She hangs up.
Misato is a woman worth getting shot for, you think to yourself.
But wait! It took you 20 minutes just to think that. Time is of the essence! How will you get there in time!
A) The bus
B) The hyperloop
C) The eagles
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Go with the eagles, you desperado.
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(C) The eagles are coming!
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If those are giant eagles you're good, but if they're the band they won't be much help. I'd go with the hyperloop. Run, Kaji, run!
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Eagles, mate.
Shin Evangelion brought me back, five long years later.
Apophenia. Noun. The tendency to perceive a connection or meaningful pattern between unrelated or random things.
They called me the Quentin Tarantino of hentai.
The difference between a blow-up doll and a dakimakura.
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Well, I'm not winning but...
Take the bus.
Take the bus.
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C) Kaji will soar on the wings of eagles.
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C.
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No man-made form of transportation can bring you to Pussy Heaven in such an unreasonable amount of time. But fortunately, you have a backup. You step over to your nightstand and open the top drawer. Buried underneath piles of gum wrappers, diaries stuffed with paranoid rants and half-baked conspiracy theories, empty cigarette cartons and broken crayons, lies the Burning Stone of Enchantment. The ember-colored orb glows in your hand as you hold it up to the ceiling.
"Hail to the black one! Arise in my time of need!!"
With a flash of lightning, a screaming glow seeps out into space-time around you. And then there's a huge eagle perched outside your window. You mount its neck and grab on to its thick coat of feathers.
"Styx! Onward to Nerv!"
Styx lets out a mighty screech and soon you are soaring at incredible speed above the city grid. But wait!! Who is that behind you!!
It's drones! You take out your spyglass. There's no mistaking that logo, they're SEELE assassin drones, sold to them for the highest bidder by Obama himself. They're gaining fast. No matter how powerful Styx's mighty wings are, they are no match for the cutting edge of turbine technology.
"Styx! Change on!"
A small lever rises from underneath Styx's feathers. You pull it. Styx then glows and transforms into a set of gigeresque machine parts. You are caught in a transformation sequence as they fit together over every inch of your body, the last of which is a fabulous decorative scarf. You are now Kajindaizer.
What is your strategy for defeating the drones?
A) Attack head on
B) divert them from the city center
C) Hack into one
"Hail to the black one! Arise in my time of need!!"
With a flash of lightning, a screaming glow seeps out into space-time around you. And then there's a huge eagle perched outside your window. You mount its neck and grab on to its thick coat of feathers.
"Styx! Onward to Nerv!"
Styx lets out a mighty screech and soon you are soaring at incredible speed above the city grid. But wait!! Who is that behind you!!
It's drones! You take out your spyglass. There's no mistaking that logo, they're SEELE assassin drones, sold to them for the highest bidder by Obama himself. They're gaining fast. No matter how powerful Styx's mighty wings are, they are no match for the cutting edge of turbine technology.
"Styx! Change on!"
A small lever rises from underneath Styx's feathers. You pull it. Styx then glows and transforms into a set of gigeresque machine parts. You are caught in a transformation sequence as they fit together over every inch of your body, the last of which is a fabulous decorative scarf. You are now Kajindaizer.
What is your strategy for defeating the drones?
A) Attack head on
B) divert them from the city center
C) Hack into one
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Re: [CYOA] Ryoji Kaji's Fantabulous World of Suck
Hack into one- C
Oh the Obama jokes...

Oh the Obama jokes...




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