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Postby Vegeta 20XX » Wed Oct 01, 2014 7:39 am

View Original PostPrincess Asuka wrote:This post belongs here:
So me and my crush got into a huge fight on skype all because I ask a little too much video chat or voice chat. He gets mad and blocks me on Facebook. I send him an apology pm at the forum I help admin at and he ignores that too. Love stinks! And most guys are all alike, fat, ugly, Mountain Dew swilling pigs!

I really am contemplating on whether or not to try online dating again.


Edit: Now he just blocked me on skype.


Bandwagoning time! 140 pounds, 5'9", Red Diamond sweet tea, and hopefully not entirely repulsive.

On the other note, how much time you ask of the aforementioned crush is an unknown variable as far as forum members are concerned - while his avoidance is seemingly excessive, you may legitimately be asking too much of him (again, depends on the variable). Basically, my not-yet-given response depends on the context and details of the fight.

On online dating...everyone I know who has done this came out of it entirely miserable (my father and former stepmother met this way, and both of my brother's online relationships fell through). Then again, I know very few people in general, so take what I say with a considerable quantity of high-quality iodized table salt.

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Postby Nuclear Lunchbox » Wed Oct 01, 2014 12:52 pm

As long as we're bandwagoning, I weigh 190, drink water, and have a sexy Gendo beard.

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Postby Sorrow » Wed Oct 01, 2014 1:15 pm

Well, your weight means nothing without the inclusion of your height. 190 pounds at 5' 11" would still be overweight, according to a BMI etcetera; likewise with 160 pounds and 5' 6" say. I'm just saying more context is required than your weight when trying to establish whether you are or overweight or not.

It's a little awful to come on and say "most guys are all alike, fat, ugly, Mountain Dew swilling pigs", regardless of what truth it may hold. Perhaps some need to eat some lipstick and drink some nail varnish.
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Postby Mr. Tines » Wed Oct 01, 2014 1:42 pm

Ladies can just look at my profile photo and form an orderly queue. :devil:
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Postby Reichu » Wed Oct 01, 2014 2:04 pm

View Original PostPrincess Asuka wrote:And most guys are all alike, fat, ugly, Mountain Dew swilling pigs!

Saying this is really no better than males making generalizations about what most/all chicks are like. It's just more sexism.

It's also not fair to pigs.

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Postby Kazuki_Fuse » Wed Oct 01, 2014 2:48 pm

At 5'11" and 128 lbs, am I the hungriest skeleton here?
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Postby Sorrow » Wed Oct 01, 2014 2:52 pm

Perhaps.
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Postby ZapX » Wed Oct 01, 2014 2:53 pm

Sounds like you guys are all putting in your resumes for Princess Asuka. Choose wisely, Princess.
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Postby Nuclear Lunchbox » Wed Oct 01, 2014 4:23 pm

View Original PostSorrow wrote:Well, your weight means nothing without the inclusion of your height.

Pfft, I've been classified as overweight for my entire life-- but I don't look it, feel it, or act it. 190 and 5'10", mates.
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Postby Sorrow » Wed Oct 01, 2014 5:13 pm

Is that a picture of you, or?

I was a bit confused by the inclusion—what it depicts seemed to come out of nowhere—but I do suppose that would make the most sense...

If so, I suppose "beefy" would be an apt description.
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Postby pwhodges » Wed Oct 01, 2014 5:16 pm

That was my height and weight when I had my heart attack.
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Postby Nuclear Lunchbox » Wed Oct 01, 2014 5:30 pm

View Original PostSorrow wrote:Is that a picture of you, or?

Yeah, that's me from over the summer. Hehe, "beefy".

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Postby TheFriskyIan » Wed Oct 01, 2014 6:15 pm

View Original PostZapX wrote:Sounds like you guys are all putting in your resumes for Princess Asuka. Choose wisely, Princess.

After having my heart ripped out by a coworker who barely acknowledged my existence even after I did what little I could to show I was interested in her, a girl who posts on an Evangelion forum seems like a God send. Whether it's 4 times or 400, if being rejected this much is life's way of telling me to deal with the cards I've been given I'm going to tell life to keep reshuffling the deck. Until I can scratch off "Relationship" on my list of things I haven't done yet, building a career, continuing an education, nothing else matters.
Please just call me Ian, "TheFrisky" is more of a title.

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Postby Sorrow » Wed Oct 01, 2014 6:24 pm

View Original PostTheFriskyIan wrote:there's this one girl from New Zealand I work with that says I have an 8/10 looks and a 10/10 personality. I felt on Cloud 9.
What's wrong with her? Walk with a limp, does she?
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Postby Princess Asuka » Wed Oct 01, 2014 8:51 pm

I'll admit I am pretty awesome. :blush: I don't know of that many girls that like evangelion. Now if only there were more male Sailor Moon fans.
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Postby ZapX » Wed Oct 01, 2014 9:37 pm

View Original PostPrincess Asuka wrote:I'll admit I am pretty awesome. :blush: I don't know of that many girls that like evangelion. Now if only there were more male Sailor Moon fans.

I guess SSD and I both lucked out then.
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Postby Princess Asuka » Wed Oct 01, 2014 9:43 pm

View Original PostZapX wrote:I guess SSD and I both lucked out then.

She converted you into a sailor moon fan. :tongue: Yet, for a mod on break, I see her posting at sailor moon forum I sometimes visit. ;)

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Postby ZapX » Wed Oct 01, 2014 10:02 pm

View Original PostPrincess Asuka wrote:Yet, for a mod on break, I see her posting at sailor moon forum I sometimes visit. ;)

Well, it's not like she's on break from the whole internet. She's just taking a break from her admin duties. We're having to look after a 92 year old with dementia, which is incredibly draining.
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Postby Eleven » Thu Oct 02, 2014 6:21 am

View Original PostNuclear Lunchbox wrote:Pfft, I've been classified as overweight for my entire life-- but I don't look it, feel it, or act it. 190 and 5'10", mates.
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Overweight? Really? I am too lazy right know to look up your height and weight in kilogram and centimeters, but the picture tells me, you're perfectly normal. (Well, your body shape looks perfectly normal. Rest is debatable. ^_^ )
I apologize for any grammar mistakes, as I am not a native speaker.

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Postby Monk Ed » Thu Oct 02, 2014 6:36 am

View Original PostPrincess Asuka wrote:Now if only there were more male Sailor Moon fans.

You must be joking. Sailor Moon even aired on Toonami of all things. I was shocked to learn in my adult life that it really was aimed at girls (I mean just look at those henshin sequences and the panty-shots, and clearly Tuxedo Mask represents the man we all wish we could be) but I continue to disbelieve that it isn't at least as wildly popular among males as females.
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