[SPOILERS AS FUCK] 2ch Q synopsis prep. for anal devastation

Discussion of the new series of Evangelion movies ( "Evangelion Shin Gekijōban", meaning "Evangelion: New Theatrical Edition").
The third installment debuted in Japan on November 17, 2012.

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Postby Grub » Fri Nov 16, 2012 1:23 pm

You guys are saying timeskip. Do you mean.. forwards? That'd be a mindscrew. Shinji in his late 20's!?
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Postby Seele00TextOnly » Fri Nov 16, 2012 1:25 pm

If it's accurate then like... the outrage is more in the vein of giving way to laughter at this point.

'lol seriously that's your new version of your story you insipid fool Anno' is about what I'd have to say there.

Also in the poster that includes title of the next movie, the symbol at the end of the title in moonrunes is
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which is the musical annotation for conclusion. If one includes the colon preceding the double bars, it's the symbol for go back and repeat once then conclude. So very appropriate use there I think, either way.
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Postby arkiel » Fri Nov 16, 2012 1:26 pm

View Original Postesselfortium wrote:If this isn't a troll post (which it probably is), I would like to be the first to formally congratulate Anno and his colleagues on taking upwards of three years to write a completely unsurprising movie based on dumb ideas that fans had already predicted almost immediately after 2.0's screening.


Dude, given the amount of speculation, probability was not on Anno's side.

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Postby PolarisX » Fri Nov 16, 2012 1:27 pm

I really wish I had more self control and didn't read this.

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Postby Lonecow12 » Fri Nov 16, 2012 1:29 pm

View Original PostPolarisX wrote:I really wish I had more self control and didn't read this.


I hear that. Damn. Damn. Damn.

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Postby Seele00TextOnly » Fri Nov 16, 2012 1:34 pm

Asuka confirmed as The Simpsons's Frank Grimes of the Rebuild universe.

Credibility kaput.
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Postby esselfortium » Fri Nov 16, 2012 1:37 pm

View Original PostSeele00TextOnly wrote:Asuka confirmed as The Simpsons's Frank Grimes of the Rebuild universe.

Credibility kaput.

I know Lucretius at least had made that exact comparison a couple years ago. Given the direction 2.0 went in, it's not at all surprising if it really continued in the same pitiful way.

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Postby Hyper Shinchan » Fri Nov 16, 2012 1:38 pm

Ritsuko's new design:
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So let’s make a wish.
“Please let me redo again.”
No matter how many times

From the book “All About Nagisa Kaworu: A Child of Evangelion”.

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Postby Grub » Fri Nov 16, 2012 1:39 pm

View Original PostSeele00TextOnly wrote:Asuka confirmed as The Simpsons's Frank Grimes of the Rebuild universe.

Credibility kaput.


You mean, goes nuts because of how insane everything is, and gets killed because she can't possibly be allowed to exist in a crazy universe?
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Postby Xard » Fri Nov 16, 2012 1:40 pm

I'd like again to stretch things are pretty damn tentative at this pont (in terms of validity). There's so much confusion on 2ch too.

There's one guy going all:
ヒント:ループ 14年後=シンジの年齢


Hint: loop 14 = Shinji's age

and then one guy is going on about the thing being confusing because film being set 14 years in future but depiction is from the past and that confuses audiences. Yeah the post is as confused as this synopsis.

Then there's another guy noting some sort of grand: 14 years motif between Impacts.

And of course then there's this guy:

お前らww
ウソバレに釣られて楽しいか?
自分で見てきて確認しにいきゃいいじゃねーかwww


oh you guys LOL
What's so fun about getting caught by fake spoilers?
What's wrong with just going to see and confirm these things on your own LOL


On the other hand some people are already namedropping seiyuu for Touji's imouto - but this might all be very clever multi-member orchestrated trollfest.


Thank God Ornette is actually on location :lol:

I think I should try searching private blog comments/reviews on film, they'll be free from 2ch shit flinging and trolling at least
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Postby driftking18594 » Fri Nov 16, 2012 1:40 pm

I'm hoping that they're trolling.
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After what Ritsuko said in 2.0, Asuka CAN'T be an Angel.

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Postby Seele00TextOnly » Fri Nov 16, 2012 1:40 pm

Ritsuko's hair lobbed off = whyyyyy.jpg
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Postby Xard » Fri Nov 16, 2012 1:42 pm

View Original PostSeele00TextOnly wrote:Ritsuko's hair lobbed off = whyyyyy.jpg


At least now she looks dyke enough for Maya's chances to feel marginally better!
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Postby Darkwing » Fri Nov 16, 2012 1:43 pm

I'll wait until I get a couple of detailed synopsis from multiple sources before passing judgment. Even a little detail left out can affect you perception of everything. I remember the first synopsis I read for 2.0 they didn't realize Asuka was alive.

So in the original Rei is an angel, and dies, then comes back different. In Rebuild Asuka nearly dies, comes back as an angel, then dies. Interesting.

Course as EOE and Kawrou showed, in Eva dead doesn't mean we'll never see them again.
I'm not sure what I feel about Eva anymore, but I'm pretty sure I don't actually enjoy the series anymore.

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Postby arkiel » Fri Nov 16, 2012 1:44 pm

View Original PostSeele00TextOnly wrote:Ritsuko's hair lobbed off = whyyyyy.jpg


Doesn't that mean she's a mother now?

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Postby Darkwing » Fri Nov 16, 2012 1:47 pm

If Toji's sister has a VA, that just means she has lines. Nothing more nothing less.
I'm not sure what I feel about Eva anymore, but I'm pretty sure I don't actually enjoy the series anymore.

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Postby Rj123541 » Fri Nov 16, 2012 1:50 pm

Where did you all find this stuff?
logic.
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Postby driftking18594 » Fri Nov 16, 2012 1:51 pm

View Original PostRj123541 wrote:Where did you all find this stuff?


2channel.

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Postby Kuronekodou » Fri Nov 16, 2012 1:51 pm

Touji's sister D:

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Postby Seele00TextOnly » Fri Nov 16, 2012 1:54 pm

If Toji's sister is supposed to be pilot age (she looks it, anyway) then why 14 years? she was clearly 5 or 6 in the last movie

14 years would make her older than the pictures.
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