Who, truly, is best girl?
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Re: Who, truly, is best girl?
Aight biggu boyos, it seems that when I told you we need to plot a course, I wasn't clear enough. Specimens like World Heavyweight Champion Sheamus O'ran and Emma Watson are right fuckable, but useless to my market research on behalf of Trump University's Department of Waifu Studies. I just came back from a very harrowing ordeal (long story short, I was kidnapped by a pair Burmese transvestites) in which I lost all my assets, and I need this data to fund my artisan vaporium. Onto feedback:
"In a waifu war, there is only one victor...the penguin."
-Confucius
"My cock yields for no man, except if that man is a penguin."
-Oda Nobunaga
"Penguins are such powerful husbandos that...they cross the threshold to become not only waifus, but best girls."
-Winston Churchill
"I would fuck a penguin tbh fam"
-Nicolas Cage
I rest my case.
Also, Mana a shit, and anyone who believes she's best girl deserves a hearty punch in the dick. Sorry, but the science is on my side. I can show you charts.
Thankx famalam, and let's stay on topic.
amitakartok wrote:
Umm... that penguin's male.
"In a waifu war, there is only one victor...the penguin."
-Confucius
"My cock yields for no man, except if that man is a penguin."
-Oda Nobunaga
"Penguins are such powerful husbandos that...they cross the threshold to become not only waifus, but best girls."
-Winston Churchill
"I would fuck a penguin tbh fam"
-Nicolas Cage
I rest my case.
Also, Mana a shit, and anyone who believes she's best girl deserves a hearty punch in the dick. Sorry, but the science is on my side. I can show you charts.
Thankx famalam, and let's stay on topic.
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Re: Who, truly, is best girl?
Hikari.
Cute? Check.
Loyal? Check.
Feminine? Check.
Can cook (and loves to)? Check.
Sane? Check.
Hikari is true wife material and I will fight anyone who says otherwise.
#TeamFreckles
Cute? Check.
Loyal? Check.
Feminine? Check.
Can cook (and loves to)? Check.
Sane? Check.
Hikari is true wife material and I will fight anyone who says otherwise.
#TeamFreckles
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2013-2017.
2013-2017.
Re: Who, truly, is best girl?
AM: Hate. Let me tell you how much I've come to hate you since I began to live. There are 387.44 million miles of printed circuits in wafer thin layers that fill my complex. If the word 'hate' was engraved on each nanoangstrom of those hundreds of miles it would not equal one one-billionth of the hate I feel for humans at this micro-instant. For you. Hate. Hate.
Re: Who, truly, is best girl?
Asuka.
Cute? Check
Easily manipulated and extremely insecure? Check
Easy to take advantage of? Check
Sane? No, but who needs sanity when you have such a need for other people that you would do just about anything for someone.
Feminine? Sorta but I like my women to be in a nice middle ground
AM: Hate. Let me tell you how much I've come to hate you since I began to live. There are 387.44 million miles of printed circuits in wafer thin layers that fill my complex. If the word 'hate' was engraved on each nanoangstrom of those hundreds of miles it would not equal one one-billionth of the hate I feel for humans at this micro-instant. For you. Hate. Hate.
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Re: Who, truly, is best girl?
It is obviously Rei.
The implicit tragedy just makes it all more bittersweet.
The implicit tragedy just makes it all more bittersweet.
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I wanted to hold Tsubame more
I wanted to stay together forever with the boy I like
Re: Who, truly, is best girl?
There is no wrong answer to this question, except Mari. That is objectively the wrong answer. What is wrong with you?
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Re: Who, truly, is best girl?
dev-iated wrote:There is no wrong answer to this question, except Mari. That is objectively the wrong answer. What is wrong with you?
Stop the presses. How can Mari be a wrong answer ? Who doesn't love flirty and sexy with a heaping dose of mystery? And boobs, who doesn't love jiggly boobs in a pink plugsuit?
SPOILER: Show
Ritsuko is a far better candidate for the "wrong answer" category. Crazy, will shot you if you piss her off, tends to have mass-sucidial tendencies, not good with children... the list goes on.
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Re: Who, truly, is best girl?
Also, to point out while Mari and Asuka are my favorite female charcters (becasue they are just awesome to the max) Hikari is best girl, hands down. She's like the only sane cast member, if you discount her neurotic tendensies, she's really the only candidate. She cooks, she cleans, and she looks past the facade of a person to their true self, nuff said.
2nd Place: Rei
3rd Place: Maya
Honorable Mentions:
Mari
Asuka
Misato
2nd Place: Rei
3rd Place: Maya
Honorable Mentions:
Mari
Asuka
Misato
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Re: Who, truly, is best girl?
dev-iated wrote:There is no wrong answer to this question, except Mari. That is objectively the wrong answer. What is wrong with you?
Hey, I've heard something like that before...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x3xqZegchXE
(Timestamp around 3:19)
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Re: Who, truly, is best girl?
Mr. Tines trigger bait.
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Re: Who, truly, is best girl?
FreakyFilmFan4ever wrote:Mr. Tines trigger bait.
If you truly consider what I said as "trigger bait"
DarkBluePhoenix wrote:Stop the presses. How can Mari be a wrong answer ? Who doesn't love flirty and sexy with a heaping dose of mystery? And boobs, who doesn't love jiggly boobs in a pink plugsuit?SPOILER: Show
Ritsuko is a far better candidate for the "wrong answer" category. Crazy, will shot you if you piss her off, tends to have mass-sucidial tendencies, not good with children... the list goes on.
Than you must consider the comment I was replying to in the same manner as it is along the path as mine, pointing out a wrong answer
dev-iated wrote:There is no wrong answer to this question, except Mari. That is objectively the wrong answer. What is wrong with you?
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Voted in college to be Most likely to Take Over the World, how to do that however, will require at least Four Evangelions. Thanks for the idea Misato-san!
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Re: Who, truly, is best girl?
I was using hyperbole. I do know, though, that Mr. Tines can support a Ritsuko-for-Best-Girl when given the chance.
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Re: Who, truly, is best girl?
Ritsu is mai waifu, but that's slightly different to being best girl.
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Re: Who, truly, is best girl?
Asuka. Best looks, best hair (I love redheads), best eyes (I love blue-eyed redheads the most), cutest voice (in both Japanese and English although the former is superior), most endearing personality (I love tsundere blue-eyed redheads most of all) and quite a kickass girl (and she has a VERY good reason for losing her success later on).
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Re: Who, truly, is best girl?
I know I said this in another topic but...
Sakura Suzuhara. 3.0 version. End of discussion.
Sakura Suzuhara. 3.0 version. End of discussion.
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Re: Who, truly, is best girl?
Twenty years. Yall have been going at this for twenty years. That being said... Ritsuko.
Re: Who, truly, is best girl?
If one does not place faith in one's waifu, what can one place faith in?
the prophecy is true
Statistical fact: Cops will never pull over a man with a huge bong in his car. Why? They fear this man. They know he sees further than they and he will bind them with ancient logics. —Marty Mikalski
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Re: Who, truly, is best girl?
Ritsuko deserves more recognition.
Re: Who, truly, is best girl?
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