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Postby Orichalcon » Mon Apr 12, 2010 9:18 pm

Imagine this:

You buy an EVA-01 model. Suddenly, the horn comes off! O NOEZ! However, you see something beneath the hole. Could it be an S.O.C. Spec figure? You pull off armor parts and O MAI GAWD IT'S A SCANTILY CLAD YUI

Repeat process with Naoko and Kyoko.
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Postby Sailor Star Dust » Mon Apr 12, 2010 9:45 pm

Rei 1 does not approve being called by the "old hag's" name. :rei_hissyfit:

But awesome idea is awesome.
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Postby SenorSquiid » Tue Apr 13, 2010 1:34 pm

Anno brand batteries with 5 minutes worth of charge.
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Postby losername » Tue Apr 13, 2010 2:10 pm

They should make more action figures of Fuyutsuki.
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Postby skikes » Tue Apr 27, 2010 1:48 pm

A good Eva fighting game for the ps3.

It would have every Eva from NGE and Rebuild with the option of choosing your pilot to some degree.
example: Eva-00 piloted by Rei would have standard stats, Piloted by Shinji would lower stats but higher chance of berserker and piloted by Kaworu would have higher stats but no chance of berserker.
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Postby Peewit » Tue Apr 27, 2010 5:47 pm

Entry plug dildo?
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Postby Hoshikawa-kun » Tue Apr 27, 2010 7:13 pm

Briefs with Eva units on them. Just like the Spiderman underwear I had when I was ten, except with Eva-01 on them.
I would replace all my underwear if that existed.

An Asuka doll that yells "I'LL KILL YOU", but not when you pull a string or press a button or something. No, she yells it at completely random intervals, to screw with your head.
And the battery casing is both concealed and unmarked. Opening it voids the warranty.
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Postby KaaVI » Wed Apr 28, 2010 6:13 am

View Original PostHoshikawa-kun wrote:Briefs with Eva units on them. Just like the Spiderman underwear I had when I was ten, except with Eva-01 on them.
I would replace all my underwear if that existed.

An Asuka doll that yells "I'LL KILL YOU", but not when you pull a string or press a button or something. No, she yells it at completely random intervals, to screw with your head.
And the battery casing is both concealed and unmarked. Opening it voids the warranty.

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Postby scarmullet » Wed Apr 28, 2010 12:11 pm

Eva condoms that make your penis look like an entry plug, or puts a female character on it like Misato, Ritsuko, Naoko, Asuka, Yoi and Rei.
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Postby THE Hal E. Burton 9000 » Wed Apr 28, 2010 12:34 pm

^you would think one of the licenses would have gone to one of those companies that make condoms in Japan by now
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Postby SenorSquiid » Wed Apr 28, 2010 1:35 pm

View Original PostHoshikawa-kun wrote:Briefs with Eva units on them. Just like the Spiderman underwear I had when I was ten, except with Eva-01 on them.
I would replace all my underwear if that existed.

An Asuka doll that yells "I'LL KILL YOU", but not when you pull a string or press a button or something. No, she yells it at completely random intervals, to screw with your head.
And the battery casing is both concealed and unmarked. Opening it voids the warranty.


It should also have motion sensors and cry when there's no one else in the room.
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Postby TehDonutKing » Thu Apr 29, 2010 9:37 pm

PenPen eroge.
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Postby Teague » Thu Apr 29, 2010 10:14 pm

View Original PostSenorSquiid wrote:It should also have motion sensors and cry when there's no one else in the room.


I'm sure quite a few members here wouldn't mind going to sleep to the sound of Asuka's muffled sobs
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Postby SenorSquiid » Thu Apr 29, 2010 10:51 pm

View Original PostTeague wrote:I'm sure quite a few members here wouldn't mind going to sleep to the sound of Asuka's muffled sobs


If you meant what that sounds like I'm not sure how I feel.[/i]
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Postby tomrule123 » Fri Apr 30, 2010 10:48 am

Evangelion Trading Card Games. You know how the rest goes...
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Postby WellManicuredMan » Fri Apr 30, 2010 1:40 pm

View Original Posttomrule123 wrote:Evangelion Trading Card Games. You know how the rest goes...


You know, there actually was an Evangelion TCG.
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Postby tomrule123 » Sat May 01, 2010 9:45 am

View Original PostWellManicuredMan wrote:You know, there actually was an Evangelion TCG.


:doh: :headdesk: God! WHAT'S NEXT, AN EVA SPOOF OF POKEMON?!
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Postby WellManicuredMan » Sat May 01, 2010 1:12 pm

View Original Posttomrule123 wrote::doh: :headdesk: God! WHAT'S NEXT, AN EVA SPOOF OF POKEMON?!


Lots of franchises get their own trading card games. If you're lucky, though, they don't become successful and overtake the franchise.

Can you imagine if an Eva TCG was actually that successful? I'd rather not even entertain such notions.
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Postby Hoshikawa-kun » Sat May 01, 2010 3:36 pm

View Original Posttomrule123 wrote:WHAT'S NEXT, AN EVA SPOOF OF POKEMON?!

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Postby Allemann » Sat May 01, 2010 4:12 pm

Gendo's spanish flies.
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