EVA Merchandise That Doesn't Exist But Should

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Postby Killer Bee » Sat Jun 19, 2010 8:26 pm

View Original PostSharaz Destler wrote:Um...yes, but I really wouldn't advise using a boxcutter as part of a cosplay. Unless, y'know, you WANT to go to jail or something. ;)


"No, I swear, this is the prog knife that Unit-02 uses when--" *disappears under a dozen security guards*
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Postby Fazmotron » Sat Jun 19, 2010 8:49 pm

[url]http://www.hlj.com/product/MOV36373[/url]
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Postby Clover » Sat Jun 19, 2010 10:56 pm

View Original PostFazmotron wrote:[url]http://www.hlj.com/product/MOV36373[/url]
Is this knife prone to breakage? I need to know if I can stab someone in the head with this without it shattering when I try to pull it out. For 50 dollars, I will settle for nothing less.
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Postby berto » Sun Jun 20, 2010 4:53 pm

Wow.
Some one should change the title to "Eva Merchandize that you Wish Existed and where to Find it."
Not who you think I am.
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Postby Allemann » Sun Jun 20, 2010 4:58 pm

A Gendo Jack-in-the-box.
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Postby Killer Bee » Sun Jun 20, 2010 10:20 pm

View Original Postberto wrote:Wow.
Some one should change the title to "Eva Merchandize that you Wish Existed and where to Find it."


I agree.

View Original PostAllemann wrote:A Gendo Jack-in-the-box.


I would sell my firstborn son for one of those.
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How much sillier can Eva merchandise get?

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Postby EdmundC » Fri Apr 01, 2011 3:59 pm

(Merged with existing thread)

* Box of Shinji tissues
* Action figure of Unit 02 with removable body parts underneath its armor. Says "I'll kill you, I'll kill you..." with each body part removed.
* Entry plug condoms
* Jar of orange marmalade with edible Rei clones floating inside
* Progression cutlery set
Last edited by EdmundC on Fri Apr 01, 2011 5:37 pm, edited 1 time in total.
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Re: How much sillier can Eva merchandise get?

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Postby toe mash » Fri Apr 01, 2011 4:31 pm

View Original PostEdmundC wrote:* Entry plug condoms

You people keep saying that but keep in mind that the buyers actually need to have a use for the item... And we're talking about hardcore NGE fanbase here...
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Postby EdmundC » Fri Apr 01, 2011 4:33 pm

Pretending that they have a sex life, maybe?
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Postby insomniac » Fri Apr 01, 2011 5:09 pm

-Dummy Plug Activation - Entry Rejected-
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Postby EdmundC » Fri Apr 01, 2011 5:38 pm

Guh, sorry I didn't catch the existing thread >_>
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Postby Shogo-Kun » Fri Apr 01, 2011 7:36 pm

NERV excersise gear!
NGE was a damned good anime
EoE was an anime masterpiece
And Rebuild is nothing short of epic
Long live the EVAs!!

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Postby SEELE-01 » Fri Apr 01, 2011 8:18 pm

View Original PostShogo-Kun wrote:NERV excersise gear!


Eva-themed swimsuits!
That read "Eva 01-test" on your butt!
Visit my Eva-figures Youtube channel!
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Postby Alastor » Fri Apr 01, 2011 8:47 pm

SH Figuarts of the cast.
The idea of having Gendo get his ass kicked by ALMOST EVERY SINGLE KAMEN RIDER (and ShinkenRed, Goku, and Luffy) is awesome.
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Postby SEELE-01 » Sun Apr 03, 2011 2:55 am

View Original Postinsomniac wrote:-Dummy Plug Activation - Entry Rejected-


LOL
I just imagined the "Eva" of that situation growling and twisting to reject the "Entry Plug"...
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