Which Eva/Angel you want to have sex with? (Rei/Kaworu excl)

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Postby A.T. Fish » Mon Jan 14, 2013 10:20 am

Or "fucking headache!" for that matter.
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Postby Nuclear Lunchbox » Mon Jan 14, 2013 10:30 am


...What.
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Postby Practice » Mon Jan 14, 2013 3:35 pm

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Postby Mr. Tines » Mon Jan 14, 2013 5:47 pm

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Postby Practice » Mon Jan 14, 2013 5:57 pm

View Original PostMr. Tines wrote:First and last images are failed hotlinks. See http://wiki.evageeks.org/EvaGeeks_Forum_Rules_and_Guidelines#Images for guidance


fml. Fixed, thanks.
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Postby Lance of LoL » Mon Jan 14, 2013 6:04 pm

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This post, this post right here made my day.

And for the hell of it, gonna say Sahaquiel. Who doesn't love a girl with big hands? XD
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Postby Lavinius » Mon Jan 14, 2013 7:43 pm

Lilim.
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Postby Lance of LoL » Mon Jan 14, 2013 8:14 pm

I wanna call you out for cheating, but I kinda wish I'd thought of it...
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Postby A.T. Fish » Mon Jan 14, 2013 8:37 pm

Lavinius wrote:Lilim.


You do realize this includes your entire family, right?
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Postby Lavinius » Mon Jan 14, 2013 8:45 pm

View Original PostA.T. Fish wrote:You do realize this includes your entire family, right?


Who said I would engage in a sexual practice with every single tiny shred of the object? That's not how I understand sexual intercourse to be defined.
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Postby TehDonutKing » Mon Jan 14, 2013 9:04 pm

To truly have sex with Lilin, you would have a mass orgy involving all life on Earth and oh god i just turned myself on.
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Postby Lavinius » Mon Jan 14, 2013 9:11 pm

View Original PostTehDonutKing wrote:To truly have sex with Lilin, you would have a mass orgy involving all life on Earth and oh god i just turned myself on.


Or a moeblob of orange juice.
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Postby Redtophat » Mon Jan 14, 2013 9:48 pm

View Original PostTehDonutKing wrote:To truly have sex with Lilin, you would have a mass orgy involving all life on Earth and oh god i just turned myself on.
The greatest Gangbang in history, it would put Nero to shame.
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Postby Nuclear Lunchbox » Mon Jan 14, 2013 9:49 pm

Goddammit, now I'm thinking about it too. Why. Just.. why.
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Postby Gob Hobblin » Fri Jan 18, 2013 9:36 pm

View Original PostNuclear Lunchbox wrote:Goddammit, now I'm thinking about it too. Why. Just.. why.


My God, the tang gets everywhere!
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Postby Rei IV » Fri Jan 18, 2013 10:51 pm

Armisael because tentacle sex looks like fun.

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Postby Redtophat » Sat Jan 19, 2013 1:12 pm

View Original PostRei IV wrote:Armisael because tentacle sex looks like fun.

:hahaha:

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This is too perfect.
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Postby Gob Hobblin » Sat Jan 19, 2013 1:44 pm

View Original PostJune wrote:Image
This is too perfect.


I was thinking the same thing....

......gosh, she just keeps staring, doesn't she?......
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Postby Catamari » Sat Jan 19, 2013 1:50 pm

View Original PostGob Hobblin wrote:I was thinking the same thing....

......gosh, she just keeps staring, doesn't she?......


I had to.
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Postby Rei IV » Sat Jan 19, 2013 1:51 pm

LOLz at the previous comments. Remember, we're not suppose to mention anything pertaining (or even hinting) to the girl in my avatar.

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BTW, what's the name of the angel whose appearance (almost) resembles a penis? It looks like an interesting candidate.

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