Which Eva/Angel you want to have sex with? (Rei/Kaworu excl)

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Which Eva/Angel you want to have sex with? (Rei/Kaworu excl)

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Postby Xard » Sat Nov 10, 2012 2:42 pm

Paraphilic interest in the odd lifeforms of Eva has always been crucial part of Eva fandom's interest in the series. What else could explain anthropomorphifications of Angels as moeblob girl toys and all H doujinshi featuring inter-Angel sexual relations and occasional tentacle rape or two directed at poor pilots?


EGF in particular has proud, distinguished history with loving Evas and Angels and expressions of this love have bubbled over in creative fan activities over years. Of course the representative case would be Reichu's legendary naked Eva figures that form core part of EGF's mythos.



So let's get to the point:


Which Fruit of Life munching critters strike your fancy?

Name 'em and explain 'em!


Personally:


- I think Zeruel is quite a irresitible hunk. I particularly want to feel his arms wrap around me. It gets me everytime.

- if Zeurel is a boss on the other hand Shamshel is a huge turn off as I seem to have natural aversion to giant purple dongs. So Shamshel is no go.
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Postby InstrumentalityOne » Sat Nov 10, 2012 2:48 pm

Across this silent city I run to you
and you swim to me

Your chest shines bright like the red sun
as I walked this red earth

And I ask myelf
Should I believe in myself
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Postby Xard » Sat Nov 10, 2012 2:54 pm

View Original PostInstrumentalityOne wrote:Across this silent city I run to you
and you swim to me

Your chest shines bright like the red sun
as I walked this red earth

And I ask myelf
Should I believe in myself


:sachi_blush:
y-y-you make me blush, IO-kun!

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Postby InstrumentalityOne » Sat Nov 10, 2012 2:58 pm

View Original PostXard wrote::sachi_blush:
y-y-you make me blush, IO-kun!


When I held you in my arms
Just for one moment, I could feel

The solitude then
Engulfing me in liquid flames

As if the gods cried, wept and cursed the heavens
You leave me back, all alone, with nothing to hold
on

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Postby Xard » Sat Nov 10, 2012 3:02 pm

View Original PostInstrumentalityOne wrote:When I held you in my arms
Just for one moment, I could feel

The solitude then
Engulfing me in liquid flames

As if the gods cried, wept and cursed the heavens
You leave me back, all alone, with nothing to hold
on


I appreciate your feelings but we can't. I already have a girlfriend and I'm sure she'll get really mad if I do something...

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Postby InstrumentalityOne » Sat Nov 10, 2012 3:06 pm

I thought of you as equal
No, as something far superior than me

Was it foolish that I thought that I could provide you with enough sincere feelings?
Are mine not equal in worth or was the one not sincere
you
Are you now?

But now I just feel like a little kid
Who does not find joy in his favorite toy

But it figures
after all
anymore
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Postby riffraff11235 » Sat Nov 10, 2012 3:07 pm

From the genius that brought you the thread "What does Rei's sweat taste like?" comes this next installment in EGF wackiness.

Gents, this thread has potential. It will go places...very weird places....
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Postby Hyper Shinchan » Sat Nov 10, 2012 3:09 pm

View Original PostXard wrote:
I appreciate your feelings but we can't. I already have a girlfriend and I'm sure she'll get really mad if I do something...

I hope you're serious with this relation, Shogoki-san hates people who tease her.
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So let’s make a wish.
“Please let me redo again.”
No matter how many times

From the book “All About Nagisa Kaworu: A Child of Evangelion”.

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Postby InstrumentalityOne » Sat Nov 10, 2012 3:10 pm

Days have passed on
I'd like to think that I moved on

These precious summer memories
Will always remind me
And I will always be reminded
By the never ending summer

As if the heavenly bodies
never wanted me to forget
Cherish these juvenile feelings
I harbor and eventually forget.

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Postby Xard » Sat Nov 10, 2012 3:15 pm

View Original Postriffraff11235 wrote:From the genius that brought you the thread "What does Rei's sweat taste like?" comes this next installment in EGF wackiness.


I'm pretty sure little girls you want to be thread is my calling card. Also, you've now posted into this topic. You're obligated to contribute now! Tell us your favourite!

It's the rimozon angel, isn't it?

View Original PostInstrumentalityOne wrote:I thought of you as equal
No, as something far superior than me

Was it foolish that I thought that I could provide you with enough sincere feelings?
Are mine not equal in worth or was the one not sincere
you
Are you now?

But now I just feel like a little kid
Who does not find joy in his favorite toy

But it figures
after all
anymore


:sachi_blush:
I'm sorry, but all these muzukashii words are hard to figure out with my S2 core. You're the child born with fruit of Knowledge, y'see. I'm not...


View Original PostHyper Shinchan wrote:I hope you're serious with this relation, Shogoki-san hates people who tease her.
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:sachi_blush:
W-w-w-what? Did Shogoki-san just consider cheating on me? ;__;

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Postby InstrumentalityOne » Sat Nov 10, 2012 3:25 pm

Sorry for bawwing over you so much, Sachiel.
Those poems were meant for you months ago, I have really moved on now.

Some men fancy might fancy plain Tetrahedron
But I want more out of Polyhedron

Eight faces
Eight triangles

As if 1 of you were 8 Tetrahedron on the surface
So much to learn so many fascinating mysteries
For you are my dearest Octahedron.

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Postby Hyper Shinchan » Sat Nov 10, 2012 3:26 pm

View Original PostXard wrote:I'm pretty sure little girls you want to be thread is my calling card. Also, you've now posted into this topic. You're obligated to contribute now! Tell us your favourite!

Now that I think about it, isn't this a duplicate of the "favourite angel" thread? Because obviously our favourite angel is the one we also want to have sex with.
So let’s make a wish.
“Please let me redo again.”
No matter how many times

From the book “All About Nagisa Kaworu: A Child of Evangelion”.

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Postby Xard » Sat Nov 10, 2012 3:27 pm

you're right Shinchan, merge might be warranted. Perhaps mods will lend us hand in that case

View Original PostInstrumentalityOne wrote:Sorry for bawwing over you so much, Sachiel.
Those poems were meant for you months ago, I have really moved on now.

Some men fancy might fancy plain Tetrahedron
But I want more out of Polyhedron

Eight faces
Eight triangles

As if 1 of you were 8 Tetrahedron on the surface
So much to learn so many fascinating mysteries
For you are my dearest Octahedron.


:sachi_blush:

I'm sure it's better this way

I'm also sure Ramiel-kun would love to drill you! I hope all goes well

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Postby Jayfive » Sat Nov 10, 2012 3:39 pm

Image

Because
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aeEX3Cn8NgU

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Postby riffraff11235 » Sat Nov 10, 2012 3:39 pm

View Original PostXard wrote:I'm pretty sure little girls you want to be thread is my calling card. Also, you've now posted into this topic. You're obligated to contribute now! Tell us your favourite!

It's the rimozon angel, isn't it?

Alright, I'm game. If I had to choose, it would probably have to be Ramiel, if made possible. But that nasty drill would have to remain stowed AT ALL TIMES. Second would be Israfel because twins. Third Zeruel's form after Rei is absorbed, for obvious reasons. Or does that not count?

Also, Rimozon Angel?
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Postby Xard » Sat Nov 10, 2012 3:42 pm

View Original PostJayfive wrote:Image

Because
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aeEX3Cn8NgU


View Original Postriffraff11235 wrote:Second would be Israfel because twins.


Excellent choices. all true men have twin fetish


View Original Postriffraff11235 wrote:Third Zeruel's form after Rei is absorbed, for obvious reasons. Or does that not count?


Sure does. I kind of covered her with Zeruel in general.

View Original Postriffraff11235 wrote:Also, Rimozon Angel?


ep 23 one. Looks like DNA and shit

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Postby InstrumentalityOne » Sat Nov 10, 2012 3:43 pm

View Original PostXard wrote:
I appreciate your feelings but we can't. I already have a girlfriend and I'm sure she'll get really mad if I do something...

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ORD7KAgi8h0&feature=related

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Postby Hyper Shinchan » Sat Nov 10, 2012 3:43 pm

View Original Postriffraff11235 wrote:But that nasty drill would have to remain stowed AT ALL TIMES.

You're being delusional. Anyway I'd go with Arael-chan, she'd solve all my psychic issues, or destroy my mind, either way she would radically change me.
So let’s make a wish.
“Please let me redo again.”
No matter how many times

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Postby riffraff11235 » Sat Nov 10, 2012 3:48 pm

View Original PostXard wrote:ep 23 one. Looks like DNA and shit

Ah, gotcha. It does also turn into Rei and caress Eva-01 lovingly at one point....
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Postby Reichu » Sat Nov 10, 2012 3:51 pm

Had I a core of my own to touch against the souls of the Almighty, and the giant size to withstand the passions that arise between behemoths, I would erotically couple with:

Yui-sama & Zeruel (threesome)
Kyoko-sama & Sachiel (threesome again)

View Original Postriffraff11235 wrote:Ah, gotcha. It does also turn into Rei and caress Eva-01 lovingly at one point....

How about, as an extension of the "no Kaworu and Rei" rule, you have to choose Angel lays in accordance with what they look like before they catch the Rei Virus.
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