Nah, more like Ephebophilia.

Originally posted on: 18-Jan-2006, 04:08 GMT

On virginity: You know, Reichu, I could always dress up as your favorite giant killer cyborg and come to visit you...

On human tampons: What's a "kegel"?

On Catholic schoolgirls: Mmmmm, Catholic schoolgirls... *droolage*

On The Sims: Those skins would have been a lot better if they'd looked anything like the actual characters.

On the Keel/Hikari pic: They're both fully clothed and not touching each other. How the hell is that even remotely indicative of pedophilia?

Rei's not even in it. She's roaming around in Terminal Dogma buck-naked while it's happening

And I'm following her around taking pictures

Originally posted on: 18-Jan-2006, 12:56 GMT

[img]http://www.evageeks.org/ANF-Archive/images/../images/P6PJD3GOVDR3IIEPSSMP5QOVT-killin ur d00dz.JPG[/img]

Behold the miracle of MSpaint.

Originally posted on: 18-Jan-2006, 13:21 GMT

Fuzzy Chickens wrote:On virginity: You know, Reichu, I could always dress up as your favorite giant killer cyborg and come to visit you...

You may never know why I'm laughing so hard...

On human tampons: What's a "kegel"?

It's an exercise that women do to strengthen the pelvic floor muscles. It supposedly has various beneficial effects. :naughty

And I'm following her around taking pictures

You truly are the biggest, most unashamed perv, aren't you? I used to think I was bad.:p

Originally posted on: 18-Jan-2006, 13:25 GMT

You may never know why I'm laughing so hard...

I'd bet on the "snowball's chance in hell" scenario. Am I close?

Originally posted on: 18-Jan-2006, 13:31 GMT

Fuzzy Chickens wrote:On virginity: You know, Reichu, I could always dress up as your favorite giant killer cyborg and come to visit you...

(1) My aesthetic fascination is centered around restoring the Evas to their native state. Ergo, no cyborgs.

(2) I would only be sexually attracted to an Adam-type person if I were one myself. As it stands, they are just "sexy" in that "I don't want to do them" sort of way.

(3) I look nothing like Rei.

(4) I wonder what Biscuit finds so funny.

On human tampons: What's a "kegel"?

They're those things that helped squeeze you out of Mommy. (Provided you weren't sliced out.) A.k.a. "pelvic floor muscles". Women can actually weight train them, too. I'm not kidding. [EDIT: Feh, that other guy beat me to it.]

On the Keel/Hikari pic: They're both fully clothed and not touching each other. How the hell is that even remotely indicative of pedophilia?

First off, it's Fuyutsuki. Keel is a stocky cyborg. Second, there is a thing in this world called "nuance".

And I'm following her around taking pictures

You wouldn't have much time to enjoy them. Gendo would shoot you upon sight.

Originally posted on: 18-Jan-2006, 13:51 GMT

Fuzzy Chickens wrote:I'd bet on the "snowball's chance in hell" scenario. Am I close?

If it were quite that simple, I wouldn't have said "You may never know". Let's just say that it's a joke between me, you, Reichu, and my psychiatrist.

PS: Snowballs in Hell have a much better chance than you do of ever being within a 100-meter radius of Reichu, much less anything else. This is not intended as an insult.

(4) I wonder what Biscuit finds so funny.

Fuzzy Chickens, myself, and life in general.

They're those things that helped squeeze you out of Mommy. (Provided you weren't sliced out.) A.k.a. "pelvic floor muscles". Women can actually weight train them, too. I'm not kidding. [EDIT: Feh, that other guy beat me to it.]

Sheesh, I'm "that other guy" now?

Originally posted on: 18-Jan-2006, 14:02 GMT

Dammit, my second recent name fck-up on this forum. And this time, the last 60% of the names weren't even the same. I REALLY need to stop doing my friend's Adderall.

For the record, I did indeed enter this world via c-section.

Gendo wouldn't shoot me. He'd be too busy moving zig for great justice.

Originally posted on: 18-Jan-2006, 14:08 GMT

And just for added stupidness...

[img]http://www.evageeks.org/ANF-Archive/images/R69E1LMASF4UM1KS0QHQ6JACG-shot gun.JPG[/img]

Originally posted on: 18-Jan-2006, 14:10 GMT

Fuzzy Chickens wrote:Dammit, my second recent name fck-up on this forum. And this time, the last 60% of the names weren't even the same. I REALLY need to stop doing my friend's Adderall.

So it's because of jerks like you that I can only get a one-month supply at a time? YARGHHH.

For the record, I did indeed enter this world via c-section.

Aww, that's too bad. Kegels are a wonderful thing.

Gendo wouldn't shoot me. He'd be too busy moving zig for great justice.

Too busy fondling Rei's innards, you mean.

@pics: lol The Fuzzy One has proven his worth in some capacity. :saves:
EDIT: Actually, if I included them along with the other examples of captioned idiocy over here, would you care?

Originally posted on: 18-Jan-2006, 14:36 GMT

As long as credit is given where credit is due, you can do whatever you want with those pics.

Originally posted on: 18-Jan-2006, 15:01 GMT

Here's some more.

[img]http://www.evageeks.org/ANF-Archive/images/../images/GOOF4L2PBQNDB0I294P55A2UQ-shot spike.JPG[/img]

[img]http://www.evageeks.org/ANF-Archive/images/../images/PFREHNVPQG8F9A88O74G5IRS9-killin ur d00dz 2.JPG[/img]

Originally posted on: 18-Jan-2006, 18:30 GMT

And just for the maximum possible amount of wrongness...

[img]http://www.evageeks.org/ANF-Archive/images/../images/M4PKUDCA0SPJKCM6G4GVSFOK6-shot spunk.JPG[/img]

Originally posted on: 18-Jan-2006, 18:31 GMT

Those are quite good, Fuzzy, although I think your last two contributions would work even better if they were expanded a bit:
"Asuka, Asuka, tell me! How do I shot we-"
"Oh, nevermind."

And, of course, A CHALLENGER APPEARS


Originally posted on: 18-Jan-2006, 19:42 GMT

^ Wahhhhh I don't get it!

Originally posted on: 19-Jan-2006, 08:43 GMT

Reichu wrote:^ Wahhhhh I don't get it!

Nerv HQ is a pyramid. You normally find "mummies" in a pyramid. The word "mummy" is also phonetically similar to "Mommy". There is a "mommy" in Eva-02, and Adam is Kaworu's "mommy". Lilith is everyone's "mommy", in a way. It's kinda funny in a 4Chan sort of way.

As for the "how do I shot web?" macro, and Dr. Nick's suggestion for the new caption, surely you must get that one?

Originally posted on: 19-Jan-2006, 08:50 GMT

Not Eva-related, but oh so very cool:

[img]http://www.evageeks.org/ANF-Archive/images/../images/Q8ONLL3B1V5V541VE4BVQGIMH-red alert 2 ownage.JPG[/img]

That's ME, bitches.

Originally posted on: 18-Jan-2006, 22:58 GMT

Soluzar wrote:Nerv HQ is a pyramid. You normally find "mummies" in a pyramid. The word "mummy" is also phonetically similar to "Mommy". There is a "mommy" in Eva-02, and Adam is Kaworu's "mommy". Lilith is everyone's "mommy", in a way. It's kinda funny in a 4Chan sort of way.

4Chan is funny in a st00pid sort of way. But now that you point that out, the captioned image is very consistent with Dr. Nick's inherent genius.

As for the "how do I shot web?" macro, and Dr. Nick's suggestion for the new caption, surely you must get that one?

Yes yes yes. I think it's a good change.

Only one comment on the red herring! I thought you of all people would comment, Soluzar. ;;p That one IS partially your fault...

Originally posted on: 18-Jan-2006, 23:04 GMT

Reichu wrote:Only one comment on the red herring! I thought you of all people would comment, Soluzar. ;;p That one IS partially your fault...

Yarr. The reason I didn't comment was I just figured that I know it's my fault, you know it's my fault. I just figured it would be one of those unspoken understanding kinda things.

I do <3 it though. Come to think of it, there's got to be some way to work the combination of "Soviet Russia" and "red herring" into an even more grotesque pun...

"Remember kids, in Soviet Tokyo-3, the red Evangelion pilots YOU!"

There's also got to be the basis for a macro in this

Shinji: "How do I shot pallet gun?"

Angel: "I dunno, LOL."

That's all I've got.

Originally posted on: 19-Jan-2006, 00:30 GMT