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Postby Kyle » Wed Jan 09, 2008 11:37 pm

Asuka-"So mana...is Shinji still sooo...wild in bed?"
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Postby TheAyanamiOtaku » Sat Jan 12, 2008 1:02 am

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Asuka: Shinji! THAT IS GROSS, THOSE ARE MY CLOTHES, AND MY COOKIES! WHAT ARE YOU- (looks at laptop) STOP READING MY YAOI MANGA, YOU PERV! I THOUGHT YOU WERE BETTER THAN THIS!
Maya: I'm not Shinji...
Asuka: :oops:
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Postby Indigo Arcangel » Sat Jan 12, 2008 4:15 am

ROFLMAO :lol: :D
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Postby UrsusArctos » Sat Jan 12, 2008 10:07 pm

Since Maya is a lesbian, she should be reading Yuri manga instead.

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Postby BobBQ » Sat Jan 12, 2008 11:21 pm

Figure 117: Maya spent the entire officer's open-air potluck picnic hogging the sniper rifle and plasma grenade spawns.

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Postby UrsusArctos » Sun Jan 13, 2008 12:09 am

BobBQ wrote:Figure 117: Maya spent the entire officer's open-air potluck picnic hogging the pistol and fuel rod gun spawns.


Fixed? FRGs are available in the PC version, which is what Maya should be using. And they're real screwy things. ;)

For those who don't get it- that's a Halo reference he's making. Sniper rifles and plasma grenades are fan favorites.

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Postby TheAyanamiOtaku » Sun Jan 13, 2008 1:01 am

but but but Asuka doesn't read Yuri...OR DOES SHE O.o
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Postby brainDamage » Sun Jan 13, 2008 6:59 pm

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how do I eat chip?
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Postby Sachi » Sun Jan 13, 2008 11:44 pm

Maya: Let's see, copy and paste Ritsuko's head riiight there! I got it, my very own naked picture of Ristuko. I'm going to put this right next to my bed to look at it every night. :D
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Postby Zuggy » Mon Jan 14, 2008 12:59 pm

Rei: "Thank you for leaving Fujiko for me, Lupin!"

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Postby Sachi » Mon Jan 14, 2008 7:18 pm

The reason Rei become Giant and Naked.
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Postby UrsusArctos » Mon Jan 14, 2008 8:05 pm

Lupin and Rei? What a combo! Maybe next time we should pair up Go Mifune (aka Speed Racer) with Rei. And who thinks Rei would look a whole lot prettier if her mouth wasn't so wide open?

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Postby Sailor Star Dust » Mon Jan 14, 2008 9:07 pm

@ Rei wedding pic: I'm pretty that's just San'i dressing up like Lupin. See here: http://evageeks.org/FGP/Ayanami_Raising_Project

Oh, and brainDamage's one was funny. (To reply: "I dunno, lol.")
Actually, I thought Maya was Shinji myself when I first saw some Eva pictures online! ^^;

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Postby NAveryW » Mon Jan 14, 2008 9:28 pm

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Maya: I'll tаke a potato chip... AND EAT IT!!!
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Postby Kyle » Mon Jan 14, 2008 10:06 pm

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LOL I love death note!

Why is maya wearing Misato's cutoff jeans?!
And are those razor blades laying next to her left leg?

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Postby Jay911 » Mon Jan 14, 2008 10:12 pm

Kyle wrote:And are those razor blades laying next to her left leg?


Er, floppy discs? Hopefully they're not ancient enough that I'm the only one who recalls them. ;)
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Postby NAveryW » Mon Jan 14, 2008 10:32 pm

I had assumed they were oddly flat cassette tapes.
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Postby Kyle » Mon Jan 14, 2008 10:33 pm

Jay911 wrote:
Kyle wrote:And are those razor blades laying next to her left leg?


Er, floppy discs? Hopefully they're not ancient enough that I'm the only one who recalls them. ;)


Thats what I thought but then I remembered that evas timeline is waaay
beyond the floppy era.

Beside's, razor blades are more fun to work with for a caption.
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Postby Ornette » Mon Jan 14, 2008 10:34 pm

Jay911 wrote:
Kyle wrote:And are those razor blades laying next to her left leg?


Er, floppy discs? Hopefully they're not ancient enough that I'm the only one who recalls them. ;)

They look like 3.5 inch floppies, which were still commonly used in 1995.


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