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Postby pat457 » Mon Oct 27, 2008 5:17 pm

I'm gonna captioning my pic for a little bit:

EVANGELION 100.5: You Are (Not) Ultraman

STARRING:
Hideaki Anno as Himself
Shinji Ikari as Random Citizen #298686
Gendo Ikari as Evil Overlord
Asuka Langley-Soryu as (Random Citizen #2586) The Super-Duper Hyper Mega Heroine

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Postby Lucretius » Mon Oct 27, 2008 5:39 pm

Anno: Yeah, Sadamoto, dick 'em! He's gonna do it right there!

Shinji: Somebody, please help me! My Nissan is bleeding!

Sadamoto: Kyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!

He shuddered a bit, remembering the somewhat creepy level of detail Kaji had gone into, while rubbing a watermelon in a disturbingly sexual way.

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Postby pat457 » Tue Oct 28, 2008 5:50 am

Lucretius wrote:Anno: Yeah, Sadamoto, dick 'em! He's gonna do it right there!

Shinji: Somebody, please help me! My Nissan is bleeding!

Sadamoto: Kyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!


...Ouch. :eyepop:
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Postby mrpanda » Wed Oct 29, 2008 8:49 pm

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KYAHHHHHH MAYO !!!!
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Postby TheAyanamiOtaku » Wed Oct 29, 2008 11:51 pm

rock 'n roll

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Rei: I'm not your puppet.

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Postby CorporalChaos » Thu Oct 30, 2008 12:03 am

I'M AN ANGELL!
I'M AN ANGELLLLLL!
SUCK MY DICK!
I'M AN ANGELLLLL!
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Postby Hunter21 » Thu Oct 30, 2008 3:34 pm

Just give into your Darkside Ornette. Just give in and do what you always wanted to do with this thread. Now is the perfect time.
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Postby Lucretius » Thu Oct 30, 2008 4:21 pm

It's not dead yet; we just need some new pictures to caption. But I have no idea how to post 'em.

He shuddered a bit, remembering the somewhat creepy level of detail Kaji had gone into, while rubbing a watermelon in a disturbingly sexual way.

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Postby Action_Bastard » Thu Oct 30, 2008 4:45 pm

Must.....let....thread.....SURVIVE!!


Take your pick(s).....

#1

#2

#3

#4
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Postby NemZ » Thu Oct 30, 2008 5:07 pm

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Shinji: Strip faster, slaves!

Asuka (under breath): I liked him better without the spine...

Kaworu (under breath): I liked YOU better without the consciousness.

Asuka: Fuck you!

Kaworu: I will... if I'm ordered to.

Rei: Quiet, both of you, or I'll make you both just watch... without self-touching privileges.

Asuka/Kaworu: Yes, Mistress...
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Postby Themaninblack » Thu Oct 30, 2008 5:52 pm

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Asuka and Karowu: I thought you were a guy!
I won.

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Postby Lucretius » Thu Oct 30, 2008 6:06 pm

EMK: Haha, this will finally quash all those rumors about my sexuality! Kensuke, are you getting all this?

Kensuke: Yup. (thinking) You-tube fame, here I come!

Asuka: If I do this, will you let Shinji live? ;_;

EMK: Maybe. Oh, and be sure to cry and beg me to stop. :mwahaha:

He shuddered a bit, remembering the somewhat creepy level of detail Kaji had gone into, while rubbing a watermelon in a disturbingly sexual way.

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Postby Sailor Star Dust » Thu Oct 30, 2008 8:22 pm

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Asuka: BAKA! :asuka_geh: This was the first and last time we have a threesome! You're MINE only, understand?!

Shinji, offscreen: So--sorry! I just...needed to be sure I am straight. Or in my case, Asuka-sexual. :shinji_boohoo: *nervous fidget*

Kaworu: .......Shinji-kun, I still don't understand how participating in Lilin mating rituals with you and Second helped matters seeing as I'm really a girl....
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Postby mrpanda » Thu Oct 30, 2008 8:27 pm

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Kawrou: Quick lets get dressed before Misato gets home.

Asuka: Or worse if Shinji comes home, we'll never hear the fap of it, or rather he wont stop fapping.

Shinji: Fappedy Fap !

Asuka and Kawrou: TOO LATE !
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Postby Sailor Star Dust » Thu Oct 30, 2008 8:36 pm

Locked by request. At least this thread lived a long healthy life. ;)

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Also, we're ALL winners (or losers) in the end for posting in this madness. :asuka_thumbsup:
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