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Postby Lucretius » Sun Nov 08, 2009 1:33 am

I support Shinji X Sachiel 100%. It's the only pairing I've written a lemon for.

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Postby Sammaeloo » Sun Nov 08, 2009 1:38 am

Lucretius wrote:I support Shinji X Sachiel 100%. It's the only pairing I've written a lemon for.


I wonder how'd that work.

*Sachiel tries to make out with Shinji, but ends up smearing him into the pavement with it's face mask*
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Postby Defectron » Sun Nov 08, 2009 1:39 am

I wonder how'd that work.


Sachiel already showed Shinji tough love when he penetrated unit 01's eye with his manly phallus
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Postby Sachi » Sun Nov 08, 2009 1:46 am

Defectron wrote:
I wonder how'd that work.


Sachiel already showed Shinji tough love when he penetrated unit 01's eye with his manly phallus

Talk about a skullf*ck.
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Postby Synapsid » Sun Nov 08, 2009 2:10 am

backseatjesus wrote:Pen-Pen was just surprised that Shinji had a vagina.
Weren't you telling me to stay away from that angle?
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That could work though:what if Shin's a "reversetrap" like in some of the K/S doujins and Pen^2 was the only one to know the secret. Or were you suggesting some sort of hermaphrodism, then I guess Pen^2 could still be the only one to understand.


Defectron wrote:Well this is still more likely then my land before time tangent that penpen is the wandering jew who also used to be chomper from land before time.
:sweatdrop: Err, what?

Anyway hows about that Shinji/penpen fanfiction?
Uh uh, you know that I've said Shinji/anything isn't a plausible natural state, besides we all know who lead that relation ;)
Defectron wrote:Sachiel already showed Shinji tough love when he penetrated unit 01's eye with his manly phallus
...That could be (I did say that Shinji gets his eye put out in a lot of doujin), and he did leave a rainbow after hugging/exploding on Shin-chan.
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Postby BrikHaus » Sun Nov 08, 2009 9:40 am

I can't believe that NAveryW didn't come up with this thread.
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Postby Sailor Star Dust » Sun Nov 08, 2009 12:36 pm

Luc can be just as twisted or evenmoreso than Naw-kun. :lol:

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Postby Teague » Sun Nov 08, 2009 7:11 pm

This thread is good and you should feel good.
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Postby Vegeta 20XX » Sun Nov 08, 2009 7:31 pm

Teague wrote:This thread is good and you should feel good.


Don't I remember this from somewhere?

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Thankfully I found the Zoidberg one - there were MUCH worse ones out there...and no, I'm not saying that the thread is bad - but still, I had this as an avatar once.
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Postby Mongoosedog » Sun Nov 08, 2009 7:36 pm

i suddenly got a horrible mental image of the entire eva cast suckling a giant Pen-Pen
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Postby child of Lilith » Sun Nov 08, 2009 7:45 pm

Ugh, I could have done without that particular mental image.

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Postby Orphan Of Darkness » Sun Nov 08, 2009 9:45 pm

Hey PenPen got a happy ending of sorts, he got to go home with Hikari and await 3I with her home cooked meals and affection. So its not all bad!
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Postby Joseph the PRPD » Sun Nov 08, 2009 10:28 pm

Screw Shinji! Pen-Pen should be the protagonist!
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Postby esselfortium » Sun Nov 08, 2009 10:39 pm

Joseph the PRPD wrote:Screw Shinji! Pen-Pen should be the protagonist!

Huh? He is.

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Postby THE Hal E. Burton 9000 » Sun Nov 08, 2009 11:58 pm

BrikHaus wrote:I can't believe that NAveryW didn't come up with this thread.
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Postby NAveryW » Mon Nov 09, 2009 1:09 am

I came up with it a long time ago. I just assumed it was obvious enough that it didn't require mentioning.
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Postby Axell » Mon Nov 09, 2009 1:57 am

Perhaps it always existed

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Postby NemZ » Mon Nov 09, 2009 12:14 pm

Defectron wrote:land before time


I'm just curious... has anyone ever found this ongoing 'joke' funny?

Also, this thread is amazing. :thumbsup:
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Postby Synapsid » Mon Nov 09, 2009 1:28 pm

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I think it's time that somebody put forth the theory that Pen^2 and Kaworu are the same being. It sounds bizarre to suggest that the Penguin was the angel of freewill all along, and only assumed a human form just before his exit from the world of flesh, but we all know that Anno does bizarre. Furthermore this would tie numerous plot holes, the existence of an angel in the form of a intelligent, cultured animal would fit into the seeming paradox of an angel with freewill, as does it explain why Pen^2 took an intrest in Shinji from the very start, and how Kaworu was so intimately knowledgeable about Shinji and NERV (he most certainly had access to his unassuming owner's material).
More importantly it also explains the intense bond between the two, TabbyPen cast off his avian form upon "leaving" T3 and returns to Shinji in the form of a eerily beautiful young man Shinji being a naive boy of course is unable to make the connection but is left with a powerful sense of belonging and deja vu around TabbPen who showers the more feminine boy with affection and soon gains his total love and admiration. In a telling moment TabbyPen also brings his previous bath encounters with Shinji to culmination sharing an intimate moment while naked, a metaphorical representation of Shinji letting the one time penguin past his ATF and accepting him unconditionally(Unlike previous times that ended with Shinji to covering up). Of course things can't have a happy end and TabbyPen's true nature leads to tragedy, and leaves an indelible stain in Shinji's conscience. :shinji_boohoo:

The Manga relation is even more conflicted as Pen2 seems to show an element of instability not scene in the anime: Tabbypen gradually shows signs of mental illness as Shinji rejects him(a small but telling early scene where Tabby ruthlessly murders his cat archnemesis is a small but telling bit of foreshadowing) and oscillates back and forth between penguin and bishonen mode. Despite an attraction to beauty Tabbypen’s sickly emotional growth and jealous obsession repel Shinji, the path reaches its end after Pen^2 tries to physically comfort the sleeping puppy only to have Shinji shriek at him and go into a homophobic tirade before walking out on him, Penpen never appears before Shinji again and soon enough Tabris reveals his true nature and forces Shinji to kill him, the puppy then admits that he did care for him and won’t ever be able to forget him or having to kill him, Penpen finally receives his acknowledgement in a twisted way.

If any one doubts this idea they just need to look at the artwork that was going to be relapsed for the Striping Instrumentality game that clearly shows the two are one and the same.
Image The duality intended with Tabbris' design is all but apparent here.
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Postby Sammaeloo » Mon Nov 09, 2009 2:11 pm

Notice where Kaworu's hand is......
Seize the day.....by the throat....
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