If you could work at NERV...

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Postby Sammaeloo » Tue Jun 23, 2009 2:19 am

If you could work at NERV and you could have any job other than being an Eva pilot, what jobs would you want?

As for me I would like to be the one that helps design equipment for the Evas or someone who works in the in the main control room so I could pretty much a front row seat to what battle is going outside while working on a computer.
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Postby Combs » Tue Jun 23, 2009 2:22 am

I'd like to be the guy that does eva hygiene matenance, like flossing. It'd be an honour to scrub Yui-sama's massive incisors.
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Postby The Lincolnshire Poacher » Tue Jun 23, 2009 2:26 am

My serious answer would probably be Kaji's triple agent routine.
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Postby Fast Tony DeNiro » Tue Jun 23, 2009 2:38 am

I'd have either Misato or Fuyutski's job. Being the chief tactical officer would be awesome for obvious reasons. And being the vice-commander would be cool because I'd be in the know about everything.

And I could stand in buckets of water when the power goes out.

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Postby Kinji » Tue Jun 23, 2009 2:48 am

I'd be the woman who gets burned (literally) in EoE.

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Postby Cypher » Tue Jun 23, 2009 2:58 am

I'd probably like to be head of security or something along those lines. Then in EoE I could go rambo on those JSSDF bitches!

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Postby Legendary » Tue Jun 23, 2009 3:13 am

I'd like to be anyone who can go on vacation to Tahiti for the Christmas/New Year couple of weeks and manages to avoid being horribly killed during EoE. The rest of you are doomed. Happy holidays!

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Postby i_Love_Asuka » Tue Jun 23, 2009 10:27 am

i would like the job of Kozo Fuyutsuki!
being the "nerves of steel" military commander of NERV (or similar, i thought that best describes his job) has to be awesome!

and i never forget his famous line:
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"Why do these two always have to embarass us..."

so cool...
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Postby Holy Diver » Tue Jun 23, 2009 11:46 am

Jet pilot (are they affiliated with Nerv, JSSDF, or even the JASDF?).

Or, I would choose something in NERV's public relations sector. It would be fun to lie to the masses about where their tax money is going.
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Postby Omegagouki » Tue Jun 23, 2009 11:49 am

I'd be one of the MiBs. It'd be awesome to look so menacing~
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Postby Synapsid » Tue Jun 23, 2009 12:43 pm

I always thought Ritsuko’s job looked very interesting, I certainly wouldn’t mind taking it...even if I’m totally and completely unqualified for it :tongue:
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Postby Otakon 08 Ikari » Tue Jun 23, 2009 1:09 pm

Back up Pilot, God knows they need em.
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Postby schismatics » Tue Jun 23, 2009 7:45 pm

Janitor......somebody needs to keep NERV clean!!! :w00t:

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Postby chee » Tue Jun 23, 2009 7:50 pm

I would press the big red button and see what happens.

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Postby Eva Yojimbo » Tue Jun 23, 2009 7:51 pm

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Postby Joseph the PRPD » Tue Jun 23, 2009 7:56 pm

I would be the guy who quit after seeing the Sachiel fight.

Reason: Seeing a massive monster would make one shit bricks.
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Postby child of Lilith » Tue Jun 23, 2009 8:30 pm

I’d be anyone with a high enough clearance level to go anywhere in NERV so when the goddamn JSDF show up I wouldn’t get trapped in some corner.

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Postby Joseph the PRPD » Tue Jun 23, 2009 8:32 pm

child of Lilith wrote:I’d be anyone with a high enough clearance level to go anywhere in NERV so when the goddamn JSDF show up I wouldn’t get trapped in some corner.


Wouldn't save you from being turned into TANG.
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Postby IrkenEvangelion » Tue Jun 23, 2009 8:46 pm

Something involving maintenance. Maybe Eva Repair. Or possibly city cleanup. Someone has to pick up giant bullet casings.
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Postby Sammaeloo » Tue Jun 23, 2009 8:56 pm

^That must suck after being evacuated to to a shelter after a bad day at work, you come find your car squashed under a giant bullet casing. Then you wonder if your insurance covers this.

Speaking of cleaning up, after Ramiel was beaten and they were dismantling him, what did they do with all those pieces afterward? Also with Shamshel, when they were done studying the corpse what did they do with it?
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