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Postby IrkenEvangelion » Tue Jun 23, 2009 9:00 pm

Lol! Well it's like in Rebuild when all the cars fall into the big hole in the city, was that gonna be payed for?
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Postby Evangelionfreak » Tue Jun 23, 2009 9:02 pm

I wanna be the person who gets to play gendos theme song
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Postby child of Lilith » Tue Jun 23, 2009 9:02 pm

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child of Lilith wrote:I’d be anyone with a high enough clearance level to go anywhere in NERV so when the goddamn JSDF show up I wouldn’t get trapped in some corner.


Wouldn't save you from being turned into TANG.


No it wouldn’t… but I couldn’t avoid being tanged no mater what I did so given a choice I’d rather be alive somewhere safe in NERV when I get tanged then shot full of holes and perhaps burned to a crisp.

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Postby Rommel » Tue Jun 23, 2009 10:17 pm

Could I just work for the JSSDF instead? At least then I'd have a frigging gun.

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Postby Fast Tony DeNiro » Tue Jun 23, 2009 10:39 pm

Sammaeloo wrote:Speaking of cleaning up, after Ramiel was beaten and they were dismantling him, what did they do with all those pieces afterward? Also with Shamshel, when they were done studying the corpse what did they do with it?


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Postby Action_Bastard » Tue Jun 23, 2009 11:10 pm

Well, since I am a Geography Major and am going into the field of GIS, I'd have a job of geospacial analysis. That is, when Fuyutsuki says that the maps need to be redrawn, I'm the person to work on that, as well as any other analysis needed, such as affected areas of T3, population densities of T3, frequency of Angel attacks on T3, etc, etc.



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Postby Combs » Wed Jun 24, 2009 2:44 am

Sammaeloo wrote:Speaking of cleaning up, after Ramiel was beaten and they were dismantling him, what did they do with all those pieces afterward? Also with Shamshel, when they were done studying the corpse what did they do with it?


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Now that the topic of Eva hygiene comes up, one must wonder about this stuff. Do they need to trim their fingernails? Cut their Hair? Shave 'em? cause thats a job for me.
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Postby Fast Tony DeNiro » Wed Jun 24, 2009 3:00 am

I'd bet the Evas stink to high heaven. It's like if you've ever broken a bone and had to wear a cast, all the sweat and disgusting builds up and when the cast comes off your arm or whatever smells like dying.

Those Evas are encased in thick armor, and being "human" they probably sweat, and we know they're constantly covered in blood.

So they probably need a good sponge bath every now and then. I know I'm not volunteering for that.

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Postby LiLi » Wed Jun 24, 2009 4:33 am

If Magi were a quantum computing-based machine, then I guess I could be one of Ritsuko's underlings...? Otherwise... one of the theoretical calculations people who get a single minuscule office for a whole bunch of them and a pencil and paper sheets as the apex of modern technology... And while the world gets tanged, I'd be fixing a wrong (-) sign in one of the formulas, only to realize, too late, that it means I'm about to get TANGIF- :kaos_?:
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Postby Zaque » Thu Jun 25, 2009 12:28 am

^ no, crossbows won't save you either. :P

Personally, I'd like to work with the various things related to the metaphysical biology that's in the series, although probably staying away from the dummy plug system unless absolutely needed. as for job specifics, I'd hope to be the one the team analyzing shamshel's core sample, the one back in the day helping with Rei's "birth", which would also mean one of those people freaking out when Yui disappeared. setting up the A10 connection system, attempting to salvage Shinji when he disappeared as well, help keeping the evas in check, writing the users manual on the destrudo button, working with lilith, coding the ATF/AATF detection system, taking naps in terminal dogma, etc. etc.
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Postby LeoXiao » Thu Jun 25, 2009 11:12 pm

Rommel wrote:Could I just work for the JSSDF instead? At least then I'd have a frigging gun.


The NERV guys have guns, they're just not trained to use them properly.

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Postby Sammaeloo » Thu Jun 25, 2009 11:22 pm

Maybe someone here could become a weapons and combat trainer. They'll say,"What would we need that for, we have the most advanced and powerful defenses in the world." Then when the JSSDF attacks, "Maybe we should have gone to that defense class..."
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Postby Sharaz Destler » Fri Jun 26, 2009 10:16 am

RE: Fast Tony deNiro

I'm of the opinion that Shamshel tastes like shark-meat, even though I don't know what shark-meat tastes like, having never tried it before. It must taste vaguely sharky, I suppose...

On-topic, I'd love to be the NERV therapist. Gotta keep those Children in working order somehow.
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Postby Merridian » Fri Jun 26, 2009 4:34 pm

Supplier. An agency that huge would need astronomical amounts of paper, staples, coffee, clipboards, ballpoint pens, floppy discs, toner, bullets, water coolers, Section-2 suits & glasses & shoes, goofy little keyboard things that plug into the MAGI, floor wax, wrenches, all that stuff. And that’s not even getting into what the Evas themselves need for supplies (armor, replacement knives, etc.), but that would probably be handled by someone else.

It’s hard to say whether the supplier company be working directly for NERV there, or if it'd just be a civilian contractor. Maybe they work it out like the Marduk Institute. If my company was the one supplying the guardians of existence, I doubt NERV would take the risk of letting us be independent.

If that doesn’t count, then I'd guess one of the bridge crew would work. I just want to stare at holoprojections and scream technobabble.
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Postby Action_Bastard » Fri Jun 26, 2009 4:59 pm

Floppy discs??? What is this, 1996 or something. Its set in 2015 from cripes sakes. A flash drive would suffice, and 64GB special Nerv ones at that.
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Postby Sammaeloo » Fri Jun 26, 2009 5:07 pm

Sharaz Destler wrote:
On-topic, I'd love to be the NERV therapist. Gotta keep those Children in working order somehow.


A therapy session with Asuka or Shinji would transpire as such-[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-dp2-vF9F-M[/url]
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Postby Mr. Tines » Fri Jun 26, 2009 5:40 pm

Action_Bastard wrote:Floppy discs??? What is this, 1996 or something.
Looking at the other consumer electronics... yes.
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Postby Megashadow13 » Fri Jun 26, 2009 6:11 pm

Mr. Tines wrote:
Action_Bastard wrote:Floppy discs??? What is this, 1996 or something.
Looking at the other consumer electronics... yes.


after what mr tines said... eva was made in the 90s before 1995...

nuff said...


and if i were on NERV... considering im working on a BA in Computer Science... and got some weapon training... i think i would be one of the bridge bunnies lol that way i could duke it out with the JSSDF (or how it is correctly spelled watever..) and take some bastards down before TANG time!! >: D hahaha
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Postby Action_Bastard » Fri Jun 26, 2009 6:22 pm

Some people just don't understand sarcasm. Doesn't translate well when written. Oh well.
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Postby Megashadow13 » Fri Jun 26, 2009 6:32 pm

Action_Bastard wrote:Some people just don't understand sarcasm. Doesn't translate well when written. Oh well.


i got it, there was no flaming/whatever in session... on my part at least XD lol
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