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Postby Sharaz Destler » Fri Jun 26, 2009 8:18 pm

Mr. Tines wrote:
Action_Bastard wrote:Floppy discs??? What is this, 1996 or something.
Looking at the other consumer electronics... yes.


An organization like NERV would do well to rely on lower-tech means of storage, something like the new Battlestar Galactica's reliance on a steady stream of computer print-outs...makes everything much more difficult to hack into!
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Postby Megashadow13 » Fri Jun 26, 2009 9:54 pm

Sharaz Destler wrote:
Mr. Tines wrote:
Action_Bastard wrote:Floppy discs??? What is this, 1996 or something.
Looking at the other consumer electronics... yes.


An organization like NERV would do well to rely on lower-tech means of storage, something like the new Battlestar Galactica's reliance on a steady stream of computer print-outs...makes everything much more difficult to hack into!


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Postby BEsERk EVA01 » Sat Jun 27, 2009 9:39 am

Oooh, I'd like to fly one of those massive jet transports they use to fly those Evas round the world! It'll be a awesome trip provided I do manage to take-off and land that giant beast.

I'm assuming the Evas do have to excrete faeces once in a while so I'll be Nerv's shit-man, cleaning up the Evas' mess. It can't be much worse than the toilet cleaner!

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Postby CtHuLhU » Thu Jul 02, 2009 12:15 pm

I'd be building up one more MAGI server, why not.
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Postby Agentomega » Thu Jul 02, 2009 12:31 pm

I think I'd like to work on the Magi system and the Human/Eva interface... Ya see, I'm a Computer Science/Cognitive Science major for the AI aspect of it, and if one can understand though processes, in theory one could also create such an interaction between a mind and a machine. They have it simplistically, yes, but on such a grand scale where one could move an Eva unit... could be tricky lol.
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Postby Marduk » Thu Jul 02, 2009 2:25 pm

I'd be the guy in charge of firing all the missiles and cannons, frantically pounding on a big red button in front of me while shouting "MISAIRU HASSHAAAAAA!!!!" :pwnd:
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Postby Nuclear Lunchbox » Tue Jun 25, 2013 3:24 pm

I'd love to work with raising and lowering the city of Tokyo-3. Either that or designing new tech for the Evangelion units themselves.

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Postby Lavinius » Tue Jun 25, 2013 3:44 pm

A Lord of the Instrumentality in the Noble Order of Seele. Though that's Seele, not Nerv, though Nerv is (or would be) simply the puppet and visible extention of Seele if not for Gendo's trickery.
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Postby NemZ » Tue Jun 25, 2013 4:29 pm

I'd be the guy putting nerv logos on everything, maybe putting together fancy powerpoints for department meetings. So pretty much what I do now, with a worse boss and under threat of being smooshed by an angel at any given moment.
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Postby Catamari » Tue Jun 25, 2013 4:38 pm

I'm not sure. Perhaps a bridge bunny. I'd get to be with Ibuki ( :love: ). Although, that doesn't sound all that fun. I would much rather design the Eva-Units. ...but there's no Ibuki in the engineering department. Decisions, decisions.
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Postby bobbyfischer's ghost » Tue Jun 25, 2013 4:41 pm

@NemZ You have to spread the brand somehow. :lol:

As for myself, I would love to be the head of the PR department attempting to keep the unwashed masses under control.
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Postby riffraff11235 » Tue Jun 25, 2013 4:46 pm

I would like to work on maintenance of the MAGI system, and maybe writing new software for it as well. Though the thing's probably so smart it can write its own software at this point....
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Postby Catamari » Tue Jun 25, 2013 4:47 pm

View Original Postbobbyfischer's ghost wrote:@NemZ You have to spread the brand somehow. :lol:

HIS BRAND!

View Original Postbobbyfischer's ghost wrote:As for myself, I would love to be the head of the PR department attempting to keep the unwashed masses under control, plus I would love to take part in a massive cover up.


I think that would be a fascinating (and really fucking difficult) job. I mean, you can only tell the people that the giant robots destroying in the city are doing cleanup work or that the Angels are the swamp gas refracting the light off of Venus so many times before they think something's up.
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Postby bobbyfischer's ghost » Tue Jun 25, 2013 4:51 pm

You have sell your BS pretty well, but it is possible. the will believe what I tell them to believe :lol:
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Postby Catamari » Tue Jun 25, 2013 4:57 pm

View Original Postbobbyfischer's ghost wrote:You have sell your BS pretty well, but it is possible. the will believe what I tell them to believe :lol:

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Postby Nuclear Lunchbox » Tue Jun 25, 2013 5:19 pm

View Original Postriffraff11235 wrote:Though the thing's probably so smart it can write its own software at this point....

True, although sometimes we humans can come up with something so stupid that it's brilliant.

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Postby MAGI_01 » Wed Jun 26, 2013 3:18 am

Seeing that my major is Electrical Engineering (Although I don't know why my school refers to it as this, as it is actually Electronics Engineering.) I would probably work with the MAGI system on the hardware side of things.
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Postby Sgt. Griff » Wed Jun 26, 2013 3:52 am

I would slack off all day, like every other employee save the bridge bunnies and engineers.
I'm writing music or studying law. It's all very unclear at this point.

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Postby Paranoid » Wed Jun 26, 2013 5:53 am

View Original PostCatamari wrote:I'm not sure. Perhaps a bridge bunny.

I've done work similar to a bridge bunny before. It's tedious as fuck.

Myself, ideally I'd want to work under Ritsuko and investigate angelic matter, further develop the magi, etc.
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Postby Gendo'sPapa » Thu Jun 27, 2013 4:45 am

I'd like to be one of the guys who works on the Evas while they're submerged in LCL. Mostly because I'd love to basically scuba dive all day & get paid for it. I'd try not to think about how I'm swimming through the menstrual blood of all mighty God but hey, most likely that information would be above my pay grade!


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