[CYOA]Puggie-Wuggie
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- UrsusArctos
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[CYOA]Puggie-Wuggie
Gaghiel the great aquatic Angel skulked silently beneath the waves, as the United Nations superfleet above him lurked, barely aware of his terrible presence.
Gaghiel had no reason to bother very much, did he? His sonar could pick up every single ship above, and his radar could detect Adam's embryo somewhere vaguely in the middle of the formation. The multitude of warships was disrupting his returns, but he'd be able to find the one with the embryo soon enough.
Sneaking underwater, invisible to both radar and sonar, was a Russian Project 705 submarine with a single pilot on board: the intrepid Mops 118, aka Dzhosyelin.
Dzho was a fat little pug that had had military training in a number of matters. As the pilot of the submarine, she watched as Gaghiel started off on a rampage, attacking warships from below and blowing them up. She could also see, via periscope, Eva-02 starting up and getting ready to fight the attacking Angel.
She had to figure out what to do next.
1. Keep watching the madness.
2. Butt in and assist Eva-02 in fighting the underwater monstrosity.
Gaghiel had no reason to bother very much, did he? His sonar could pick up every single ship above, and his radar could detect Adam's embryo somewhere vaguely in the middle of the formation. The multitude of warships was disrupting his returns, but he'd be able to find the one with the embryo soon enough.
Sneaking underwater, invisible to both radar and sonar, was a Russian Project 705 submarine with a single pilot on board: the intrepid Mops 118, aka Dzhosyelin.
Dzho was a fat little pug that had had military training in a number of matters. As the pilot of the submarine, she watched as Gaghiel started off on a rampage, attacking warships from below and blowing them up. She could also see, via periscope, Eva-02 starting up and getting ready to fight the attacking Angel.
She had to figure out what to do next.
1. Keep watching the madness.
2. Butt in and assist Eva-02 in fighting the underwater monstrosity.
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Not knowing that Monk is bi is like not knowing the Pope is Catholic - ZapX
You're either really bad at interpreting jokes or really good at pretending you are and I have no idea which.-Monk Ed
WAAAAAAAAGH!!!!!(<-link to lunacy)...Taste me, if you can bear it. (Warning: Language NSFW)
The main point of idiocy is for the smart to have their lulz. Without human idiocy, trolling would not exist, and that's uncool, since a large part of my entertainment consists of mocking the absurdity and dumbassery of the world, especially the Internet.-MaggotMaster
Not knowing that Monk is bi is like not knowing the Pope is Catholic - ZapX
You're either really bad at interpreting jokes or really good at pretending you are and I have no idea which.-Monk Ed
WAAAAAAAAGH!!!!!(<-link to lunacy)...Taste me, if you can bear it. (Warning: Language NSFW)
The main point of idiocy is for the smart to have their lulz. Without human idiocy, trolling would not exist, and that's uncool, since a large part of my entertainment consists of mocking the absurdity and dumbassery of the world, especially the Internet.-MaggotMaster
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No clue what this is.
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puggie wuggie?
eh, for the lulz i say butt in for great justice.
eh, for the lulz i say butt in for great justice.
Rest In Peace ~ 1978 - 2017
"I'd consider myself a realist, alright? but in philosophical terms I'm what's called a pessimist. It means I'm bad at parties." - Rust Cohle
"Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize that half of 'em are stupider than that." - George Carlin
"The internet: It's like a training camp for never amounting to anything." - Oglaf
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"I'd consider myself a realist, alright? but in philosophical terms I'm what's called a pessimist. It means I'm bad at parties." - Rust Cohle
"Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize that half of 'em are stupider than that." - George Carlin
"The internet: It's like a training camp for never amounting to anything." - Oglaf
"I think internet message boards and the like are dangerous." - Anno
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- UrsusArctos
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Part Two coming up. Watch this space.
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Dzho decided to move in and deal with the Angel menace. Slowly, skilfully, the ultra-intelligent extraterrestrial pug turned the three-thousand ton attack submarine in the direction of the combat, which had gone all the way to the deck of the aircraft carrier Over the Rainbow.
Dzho's sonar detected Eva-02 falling into the water and staying immobile, with the Angel rushing towards it. Several seconds later, the Angel bit into Eva-02. Dzho turned the submarine's lead-bismuth reactor on full power and headed towards the Angel at full speed, arming all weapons as she did. The surface warships would notice her submarine: but it wouldn't matter at the moment. They had an Angel to deal with.
Dzho had a set of options available to her in dealing with the attacking Angel:
1. Use the submarine's titanium bow to ram the Angel's face. POW!
2. Torpedo the Angel up its rear. That would make it release Eva-02...and hurt a lot, too!
3. Use the submarine's retractable mechanical arm to beat up the Angel. Biff! Baff!
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Dzho decided to move in and deal with the Angel menace. Slowly, skilfully, the ultra-intelligent extraterrestrial pug turned the three-thousand ton attack submarine in the direction of the combat, which had gone all the way to the deck of the aircraft carrier Over the Rainbow.
Dzho's sonar detected Eva-02 falling into the water and staying immobile, with the Angel rushing towards it. Several seconds later, the Angel bit into Eva-02. Dzho turned the submarine's lead-bismuth reactor on full power and headed towards the Angel at full speed, arming all weapons as she did. The surface warships would notice her submarine: but it wouldn't matter at the moment. They had an Angel to deal with.
Dzho had a set of options available to her in dealing with the attacking Angel:
1. Use the submarine's titanium bow to ram the Angel's face. POW!
2. Torpedo the Angel up its rear. That would make it release Eva-02...and hurt a lot, too!
3. Use the submarine's retractable mechanical arm to beat up the Angel. Biff! Baff!
Last edited by UrsusArctos on Sat Sep 19, 2009 9:04 pm, edited 1 time in total.
(Was Board Staff from Dec 31, 2007 - Oct 17, 2015 and Oct 20, 2020 - Aug 1, 2021)
Not knowing that Monk is bi is like not knowing the Pope is Catholic - ZapX
You're either really bad at interpreting jokes or really good at pretending you are and I have no idea which.-Monk Ed
WAAAAAAAAGH!!!!!(<-link to lunacy)...Taste me, if you can bear it. (Warning: Language NSFW)
The main point of idiocy is for the smart to have their lulz. Without human idiocy, trolling would not exist, and that's uncool, since a large part of my entertainment consists of mocking the absurdity and dumbassery of the world, especially the Internet.-MaggotMaster
Not knowing that Monk is bi is like not knowing the Pope is Catholic - ZapX
You're either really bad at interpreting jokes or really good at pretending you are and I have no idea which.-Monk Ed
WAAAAAAAAGH!!!!!(<-link to lunacy)...Taste me, if you can bear it. (Warning: Language NSFW)
The main point of idiocy is for the smart to have their lulz. Without human idiocy, trolling would not exist, and that's uncool, since a large part of my entertainment consists of mocking the absurdity and dumbassery of the world, especially the Internet.-MaggotMaster
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Make a Pen-Pen CYOA yourself, dude. This is about puggie-wuggie. (She'll see Pen^2 soon enough)
(Was Board Staff from Dec 31, 2007 - Oct 17, 2015 and Oct 20, 2020 - Aug 1, 2021)
Not knowing that Monk is bi is like not knowing the Pope is Catholic - ZapX
You're either really bad at interpreting jokes or really good at pretending you are and I have no idea which.-Monk Ed
WAAAAAAAAGH!!!!!(<-link to lunacy)...Taste me, if you can bear it. (Warning: Language NSFW)
The main point of idiocy is for the smart to have their lulz. Without human idiocy, trolling would not exist, and that's uncool, since a large part of my entertainment consists of mocking the absurdity and dumbassery of the world, especially the Internet.-MaggotMaster
Not knowing that Monk is bi is like not knowing the Pope is Catholic - ZapX
You're either really bad at interpreting jokes or really good at pretending you are and I have no idea which.-Monk Ed
WAAAAAAAAGH!!!!!(<-link to lunacy)...Taste me, if you can bear it. (Warning: Language NSFW)
The main point of idiocy is for the smart to have their lulz. Without human idiocy, trolling would not exist, and that's uncool, since a large part of my entertainment consists of mocking the absurdity and dumbassery of the world, especially the Internet.-MaggotMaster
3 is amusing.
Rest In Peace ~ 1978 - 2017
"I'd consider myself a realist, alright? but in philosophical terms I'm what's called a pessimist. It means I'm bad at parties." - Rust Cohle
"Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize that half of 'em are stupider than that." - George Carlin
"The internet: It's like a training camp for never amounting to anything." - Oglaf
"I think internet message boards and the like are dangerous." - Anno
"I'd consider myself a realist, alright? but in philosophical terms I'm what's called a pessimist. It means I'm bad at parties." - Rust Cohle
"Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize that half of 'em are stupider than that." - George Carlin
"The internet: It's like a training camp for never amounting to anything." - Oglaf
"I think internet message boards and the like are dangerous." - Anno
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Dzho's paws work the controls as she loads and fires a "bumbuster" torpedo. The torpedo charges at a good fifty knots, buries itself in the Angel's rear and blows up, causing a huge burst of gas to escape from the Angel's mouth, freeing Eva-02. Now that Eva-02 is free to fight, what does the pug do?
1. Torpedo Gaghiel in the mouth and blow up the core. That's the end of another Angel.
2. Make it eat a nuclear depth charge. Badaboooom!
3. Give Eva-02 an N2 torpedo to toss into the big fish's mouth. Less radioactive and less messy.
4. Run away and let the fight continue as it must.
1. Torpedo Gaghiel in the mouth and blow up the core. That's the end of another Angel.
2. Make it eat a nuclear depth charge. Badaboooom!
3. Give Eva-02 an N2 torpedo to toss into the big fish's mouth. Less radioactive and less messy.
4. Run away and let the fight continue as it must.
(Was Board Staff from Dec 31, 2007 - Oct 17, 2015 and Oct 20, 2020 - Aug 1, 2021)
Not knowing that Monk is bi is like not knowing the Pope is Catholic - ZapX
You're either really bad at interpreting jokes or really good at pretending you are and I have no idea which.-Monk Ed
WAAAAAAAAGH!!!!!(<-link to lunacy)...Taste me, if you can bear it. (Warning: Language NSFW)
The main point of idiocy is for the smart to have their lulz. Without human idiocy, trolling would not exist, and that's uncool, since a large part of my entertainment consists of mocking the absurdity and dumbassery of the world, especially the Internet.-MaggotMaster
Not knowing that Monk is bi is like not knowing the Pope is Catholic - ZapX
You're either really bad at interpreting jokes or really good at pretending you are and I have no idea which.-Monk Ed
WAAAAAAAAGH!!!!!(<-link to lunacy)...Taste me, if you can bear it. (Warning: Language NSFW)
The main point of idiocy is for the smart to have their lulz. Without human idiocy, trolling would not exist, and that's uncool, since a large part of my entertainment consists of mocking the absurdity and dumbassery of the world, especially the Internet.-MaggotMaster
3, because sharing is caring!
Rest In Peace ~ 1978 - 2017
"I'd consider myself a realist, alright? but in philosophical terms I'm what's called a pessimist. It means I'm bad at parties." - Rust Cohle
"Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize that half of 'em are stupider than that." - George Carlin
"The internet: It's like a training camp for never amounting to anything." - Oglaf
"I think internet message boards and the like are dangerous." - Anno
"I'd consider myself a realist, alright? but in philosophical terms I'm what's called a pessimist. It means I'm bad at parties." - Rust Cohle
"Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize that half of 'em are stupider than that." - George Carlin
"The internet: It's like a training camp for never amounting to anything." - Oglaf
"I think internet message boards and the like are dangerous." - Anno
- Joseph the PRPD
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- UrsusArctos
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Since there seem to be a few divergent opinions this time around, I think I'll wait a little longer.
(Was Board Staff from Dec 31, 2007 - Oct 17, 2015 and Oct 20, 2020 - Aug 1, 2021)
Not knowing that Monk is bi is like not knowing the Pope is Catholic - ZapX
You're either really bad at interpreting jokes or really good at pretending you are and I have no idea which.-Monk Ed
WAAAAAAAAGH!!!!!(<-link to lunacy)...Taste me, if you can bear it. (Warning: Language NSFW)
The main point of idiocy is for the smart to have their lulz. Without human idiocy, trolling would not exist, and that's uncool, since a large part of my entertainment consists of mocking the absurdity and dumbassery of the world, especially the Internet.-MaggotMaster
Not knowing that Monk is bi is like not knowing the Pope is Catholic - ZapX
You're either really bad at interpreting jokes or really good at pretending you are and I have no idea which.-Monk Ed
WAAAAAAAAGH!!!!!(<-link to lunacy)...Taste me, if you can bear it. (Warning: Language NSFW)
The main point of idiocy is for the smart to have their lulz. Without human idiocy, trolling would not exist, and that's uncool, since a large part of my entertainment consists of mocking the absurdity and dumbassery of the world, especially the Internet.-MaggotMaster
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