Caption Contest

[Kaminoyouni]

Rei: "You must be eighteen to enter this website." Okay. [click] "Welcome to 'German Sick Fetish Video.' If you are under eighteen, do not—" well, okay.
German: Du hast Scheiße gern.
Shinji: Dude! It's a lady getting pooed on!

Keel: Essen mein Scheiße.
Ritsuko: Alrighty, then!

Asuka: Whoa! Is it Ritsuko?
Shinji: Yeah, right.
Asuka: Hey! It is Ritsuko!

Keel: Essen ihr Scheiße!
Ritsuko: Okey-dokey!

Shinji: Click it off, dude! Click it off!

what the fuck people? why ritsuko?

[TheAyanamiOtaku]

ahahahahahhahahaha.....ha.

@ chee

Kaworu made his decree before anyone had them. o.o that's kinda disturbing....anyways yeah. but analyzing it any further would start to not make any more sense.

hmmm...NEW PICTURE!



Kensuke: Shinji!!
Shinji: ...
Kensuke: Shinji THERES SOMETHING BEHIND YOU!
Shinji:...
Kensuke: GET OUTTA THERE! ITS A MONSTER!
Monster: RAHHHHHHH!
Shinji:...
Monster: RAHHHHH-*trip* RAHHHHHHHHhhhhhh*splat*
Kensuke: Never mind! *goes back to play army*
Shinji:...

Shinji:...

Shinji: AHHH OH MY GOD IT'S A MONSTER! HELP ME KENSUKE HELP MEEE! AHHHHH! AAHHHHH! AHHHHH AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!! *runs away*
Kensuke: What the hell....

[chee]

Hmm...statuesque pose...hair blowing in the wind majestically...noble demeanor...


WHO ARE YOU AND WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH Shinji?

@TAO:

[slothen]

that picture always reminds me of how it was used in redeath. With John William's music in the background.

[TheAyanamiOtaku]

@ chee thanx yo i also live to please :twisted:

@ slothen LOL!

cmon people! keep it comin!

[Apathetic Piggy]

Rei: "You must be eighteen to enter this website." Okay. [click] "Welcome to 'German Sick Fetish Video.' If you are under eighteen, do not—" well, okay.
German: Du hast Scheiße gern.
Shinji: Dude! It's a lady getting pooed on!

Keel: Essen mein Scheiße.
Ritsuko: Alrighty, then!

Asuka: Whoa! Is it Ritsuko?
Shinji: Yeah, right.
Asuka: Hey! It is Ritsuko!

Keel: Essen ihr Scheiße!
Ritsuko: Okey-dokey!

Shinji: Click it off, dude! Click it off!

what the fuck people? why ritsuko?

She wanted to make Gendou jealous in some manner she thought would be kinky. Either that or she, like Misato, wanted to "dirty herself." One obviously more literally than the other...

[shinesman_cobalt]

Rei: "You must be eighteen to enter this website."

what the fuck people? why ritsuko?

She slept with Gendo! She obviously LIKES getting crapped on, atleast in a figurative sense.

[Sailor Star Dust]

@ Shinesman: WIN.

Little did anyone know that Shinjiko was really the product of a fucked up H-doujin where she(?) still has boy parts including her brand new girl part where it counts! :shock: Shinjiko: "Only YOU can prevent shitty H-doujin! Now excuse me while I REALLY scream like a girl!" Asuka, off-screen: "The goggles! They do NOTHING!!"


.....Wow, that was random. And sadly, I'm talking about an actual doujin, too. I think I had to go clean my eyes with acid after reading such a bizarre take on futanari (as if it wasn't already bizarre) that ended with the reverse being done to a male.

@ GNR picture: I want the acutal version too. Bwahahaha.

[chee]

Once again,
ZE GOGGLES DO NOTHING!

[Sailor Star Dust]

Aww.. But I always liked that pic. :( (Yea, I'm weird.)

*insert the silly Gendou & Fuyu dancing one*

[TheAyanamiOtaku]

Gendo: It's okay Fuyutsuki. We totally got this.
Fuyutsuki: Uhhh, I don't think I'm pretty comfortable with this...
Gendo: Don't be worried. You ready?
Fuyutsuki: Uhhh....umm
Gendo: NOW!
Fuyutsuki: AHHHHHH!

Fuyutsuki and Gendo are dropped from a bomber to go on their annual NERV　Fills The Sky Event, featuring Gendo Axl-Rose'ing (top and briefs/boxers) the drop.

Maya: *trips Ritsuko* OH NO! *grabs onto her as they fall outside* Muahahahaha...YOU ARE MINE!
Ritsuko: Where is your parachuting equipment?
Maya: ...What!?!

Shinji: Hmm.... Shinji gets a stupid idea...*starts to masturbate while facing down* AHHH OGA UGAHGHAG! ptooey! ahugh! blleeech! AHHHH! *notices Gendo's obnoxiously curly chest hair flying in his face* AGHHUGAHUYF GFAOEFHHG! GAUGHGHG! AHHGGGUYG GUGH! Cant....run....away!

Asuka: Wheeee!
Rei: -_- It's cold.

Kaji: *air guitars the James Bond Theme with Aoba*

Hyuga, reading a Manga: AHAHAHAHAHAHA...HAHAHAHAHA...ahahahah...hahahahahaAHAHAHAHAHAHA! hahahahahahahaHAHAHAHAHA! hahahaha- *accidentally lets go of manga* NOOOOOOOOOO!!!! MY LAST 1ST EDITION! NUUUUU!!!!!

Misato: ... Why did I come here again?

Gendo and Fuyutsuki fly past her

Gendo: babysitting!

Misato: !!! GAHHH! RITSUKOOOO!!!!

Ritsuko: Yesh?

Misato: DID YOU TELL GENDO- what the hell are you eating?! MAYA WHAT THE...OH MY GOD.

Ritsuko: Whaht?

Misato: I feel like i have to...have to...*vomits up*

Shinji: *gets hair out of the way* YES FINALLY I CAN-*get smacked by flying vomit* *opens mouth* AHHHHH! AAAAAAA! AA-*muffled* gahhaghhauauhguh...

Ritsuko: *picks at "food"* Hmm...is this broccoli?
Maya: No I only ate ramen for the past few days....
Ritsuko: Huh. Strange...O well.

[Sailor Star Dust]

.....That was kinda funny yet gross and downright wrong at the same time.

Don't you know you have to include SEELE taking part of the activities? After all, Tengu no Tsuzura works have SEELE vs NERV themed silliness. Such as Keel-tachi versus Asuka making Ramen. (I don't get it, myself.)

what the fuck people? why ritsuko?

Actually, it'd funny yet probably expected if Asuka was used instead.



I'm gonna use this one again just 'cause:

Touji (OS): His Gainax-bouncing boobs...It's almost hypnotic.
Kensuke (OS): Yes.
Kaworu (OS): ....................................................................................Does this make me straight or bi, after all?
Asuka (OS): Damn it! Shinji has a bigger rack than I do!
Shinji(ko??): :roll: You guys know I can hear you, right?

[Oodle]

Shinji: *Puff Pant* I don't think, This was what Kaji meant by "Growing Melons"?

[Indigo Arcangel]

DEAD OR ALIVE 4.... EVANGELION Edition

Quote from Gainax - "When we were approached by Team Ninja, we initially had to turn them down. We were unfortunately unable to use the anime Shinji - or any of the other Shinji's - due to storyline reasons. However, we found ourselves intrigued with the idea - so we made a compromise..."

I know, it sucks. :cry:

Just ask me if you don't get it.

[Apathetic Piggy]

Actually, it'd funny yet probably expected if Asuka was used instead.

Shinji: So that's how you passed through college...

[THE Hal E. Burton 9000]

Gendo: "You know I wish I knew how to quit you."
Kozo: *slaps Gendo* "Silly bitch!"

Sorry, I couldn't resist! :oops:

[slothen]

Gendou: Now now Professor, the rules are clear. It's your turn to be Yui this time.

[Sailor Star Dust]

Posted this on another Caption Contest thing of a forum I visit, so I thought why the heck not? (Somebody else actually posted the pic, not me!)




Asuka: "I may not look the type, but I enjoy cuddling."
Shinji: ".....Yay! "

[BobBQ]

Asuka: "So... as I die... UNLIMITED VENGEANCE WORKS!"

Shinji: "Knife... Guts... Not good..."

[chee]

Asuka Hold me, Shaun!

Shinji Er....it's "Shinji."

Asuka Hold me, Shinji!