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Postby Monk Ed » Mon Dec 08, 2014 11:05 pm

View Original PostBagheera wrote:Not in 2014, she's not.

To me she is forever 29 going on 30 and a recovering pseudo-alcoholic who's given up the drink before she ever went too far.

By which I really mean I'll take any excuse I can to have her not be an alcohol-drinker :uhh:.

Really I was just inappropriately perturbed by the cheering on of a fictional character's drinking habit that is later revealed as an actual problem.

Happy birthday, Misato!
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Postby EvangelionGodMode » Tue Dec 09, 2014 1:04 am

O and since next year is 2015 watch out for those stray bullets Misato, they can be nasty and we wouldn't want our favorite MILF with no kids/guardian to get killed.
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Postby child of Lilith » Tue Dec 09, 2014 7:40 am

Happy birthday, Misato!
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Postby UrsusArctos » Tue Dec 09, 2014 8:15 am

Hahahaha, a happy birthday to Misato :kampai: :Kaji: and to Kotono Mitsuishi (who turns 47)! Tsuki ni kawatte, ganbatte!
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Postby The Cruel » Tue Dec 09, 2014 4:40 pm

Happy Birthday Misato. Cheers! :kampai:
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Postby Mr. Tines » Tue Dec 09, 2014 6:16 pm

Everyone remembers Asuka's birthday (which sets things in motion; nobody else seems to remember Ritsu's a couple of weeks earlier).
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Postby Chuckman » Tue Dec 09, 2014 8:08 pm

Rits doesn't need your birthday wishes, she's too busy hanging out at the end of the bar drinking Cutty Sark, smoking cigarettes to the filter and glaring at all the college girls, hoping if she gets numb enough from the booze she'll stop thinking about fingering them.
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Postby Guy Nacks » Tue Dec 09, 2014 8:22 pm

View Original PostChuckman wrote:she's too busy hanging out at the end of the bar drinking Cutty Sark, smoking cigarettes to the filter and glaring at all the college girls, hoping if she gets numb enough from the booze she'll stop thinking about fingering them.


Boom.


......wait, what? She's got Maya for that.
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Postby Chuckman » Tue Dec 09, 2014 8:25 pm

Ritsuko is too feral for one toy.
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Postby Bagheera » Tue Dec 09, 2014 8:39 pm

View Original PostMr. Tines wrote:Everyone remembers Asuka's birthday (which sets things in motion; nobody else seems to remember Ritsu's a couple of weeks earlier).


Mmmm, yes. What a shitty husbando you are.
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Postby TehDonutKing » Fri Jan 30, 2015 2:11 pm

Happy birthday, Luka!
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Postby Bagheera » Tue Mar 31, 2015 8:37 am

Seems we missed Rei's birthday. Sorry, kid. Hope it was happy!
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Postby Justacrazyguy » Tue Mar 31, 2015 9:16 am

View Original PostBagheera wrote:Seems we missed Rei's birthday.


Ah, crap.

Happy Birthday Rei!
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Postby pwhodges » Tue Mar 31, 2015 9:30 am

I think she sat in her room and was content that no one bothered her.

I hope you were happy that way, Rei!
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Postby TMBounty_Hunter » Tue Mar 31, 2015 9:38 am

You guys are leaking into another person's birthday

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Postby LukeMM95 » Tue Mar 31, 2015 9:57 am

Rei has a birthday? I thought clones were grown, not born.
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Postby Ornette » Tue Mar 31, 2015 1:18 pm

Rei has one on file/record at least. Her timeline would technically put her real "birthday" well after Yui's contact experiment.
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Postby driftking18594 » Tue Mar 31, 2015 4:49 pm

Happy birthday to best British girl!

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Postby IronEvangelion » Wed Apr 01, 2015 12:05 am

Happy Birthday, Rei! I'd send you a card but you'd just let it rot with the rest of your mail.

Happy Birthday, wreck-it Mari! I hope Wille stages an Eva demolition derby in honor of your birth!
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Postby The Cruel » Wed Apr 01, 2015 3:53 am

It's a bit late, but whatever.

To you Mari:

Happy Birthday and.......


CONGRATULATIONS!!!! :clap:

Asuka and you are my goddesses, my valkyries and forces of nature.

I hope you understand my hype.
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