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Postby THE Hal E. Burton 9000 » Sat Aug 29, 2009 9:35 pm

I have to say that this may be getting into "fad" territory with this ridiculousness

I mean at the peak of the Rubik's cube craze in the early '80's there were colleges like Yale offering courses on a TOY

also look at the disco craze in the late '70's when people like Rod Stewart and KISS made disco records
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Postby Joseph the PRPD » Sat Aug 29, 2009 9:40 pm

It's weird how so many fans[girls] of the series want to establish a religion so quickly.

Didn't it take the Star Trek and Star Wars fandoms years to want to make a religion?
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Postby Vegeta 20XX » Sun Aug 30, 2009 4:40 am

You guys are a little late - there was a thread at MFG about this a few months back.
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Postby Xard » Sun Aug 30, 2009 11:37 am

Joseph the PRPD wrote:Oh God Why? :facepalm:

Basically Twilight die-hards are attempting religion.


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Postby Sachi » Sun Aug 30, 2009 12:18 pm

WATTHEHELLADODODHEALLATHEWHATARETHEYTHINKINGOMGOGODOGODOGODOGODOGODASDHAWHWWRRRRRRRRRRRYYYY?!?!?!
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Postby Great Genius Shinji-Sama » Sun Aug 30, 2009 12:31 pm

:scanners_head: I couldn't understand a word you were just saying, Sach.
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Postby Teague » Sun Aug 30, 2009 8:50 pm

Don't worry. Soon enough, /b/ will take notice...then there's a 12% chance it will 'go away'...and an 82% chance it will blow up into something far more horrific/hilarious...
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Postby Sailor Star Dust » Sun Aug 30, 2009 9:05 pm

...Even without knowing much about this, all I can say is and I thought that religion based on Eva was bad. :facepalm:
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Postby Evangelion__x » Mon Aug 31, 2009 5:40 am

Hot.

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Postby Joseph the PRPD » Sun Nov 15, 2009 11:01 am

Oh God...
This is... This is truly insane!
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Postby Sachi » Sun Nov 15, 2009 11:38 am

Words. Cannot. Express... :headdesk:
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Postby Sammaeloo » Sun Nov 15, 2009 11:56 am

How stupid can people get? I wish I was there with 10 big komodo dragons on leashes when those psycho fans said suck my neck blood. They would smell the blood, I would let go of the leashes, and then I would watch as a crowd of people applaud as those stupid idots get torn to ribbons.
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Postby Axell » Sun Nov 15, 2009 2:48 pm

Lets all join together! We can infiltrate their camp and take them all out at once.

You'll get paid after we get back. Must bring your own weapons. Safety not guaranteed. I have only done this once before.

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Postby Defectron » Sun Nov 15, 2009 2:57 pm

Lets all join together! We can infiltrate their camp and take them all out at once.

You'll get paid after we get back. Must bring your own weapons. Safety not guaranteed. I have only done this once before.


Bring our own weapons eh? I think I know what I'll bring. Brik tells me that he makes tacos that make people shit briks. That sounds like a leathal weapon so I'll bring one of those briks. Then when we attack, that vampire wannabe will try to excape to the bathroom because he thinks there'll be a window there like in the shining, but that won't workl. As soon as he opens the door it'll be BAM! A face full of brik! Even Samuel L Jackson would be jealous of such a high level kill!
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Postby Sachi » Sun Nov 15, 2009 3:05 pm

I found the words I wanted! "I LOVE IDIOTS! :D"
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Postby Captain_Morgan » Sun Nov 15, 2009 3:32 pm

Eh, they wouldn't last a second against a Cthulhu cult. More sacrifices for the great priest, I suppose.

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Postby Themaninblack » Sun Nov 15, 2009 4:22 pm

Captain_Morgan wrote:Eh, they wouldn't last a second against a Cthulhu cult. More sacrifices for the great priest, I suppose.

Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn!


Actually this religion is no doubt a COVER for a cult of the Great Old Ones/Deep Ones. Their way of hiding it right under our nose.

Also, it is my belief Twilight is the Nercomcion. We just read/see a crappy vampire story out of a madness mantra our minds create to hide us from the hideous truth. In reality underneath there lies the horrible answers to life's greatest questions.
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Postby Joseph the PRPD » Sun Nov 15, 2009 5:35 pm

Themaninblack wrote:in reality underneath there lies the horrible answers to life's greatest questions.

One question I have is
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How many licks does it get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop?
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Postby Vegeta 20XX » Sun Nov 15, 2009 6:22 pm

Joseph the PRPD wrote:
Themaninblack wrote:in reality underneath there lies the horrible answers to life's greatest questions.


One question I have is
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How many licks does it get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop?


The answer is negative two and a half. The negative lick is extremely difficult to do, as the only person that was ever known to be able to negatively lick a Tootsie Pop was the Fourteenth Dalai Lama, and he could only do it a full two times. However, it IS possible, and if you can ever manage to perform negative two and a half licks, the Tootsie Roll center will be revealed, and all manner of good things will be bestowed on the world. Also, you can eat the Tootsie Roll in the center.

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Postby Holy Diver » Sun Nov 15, 2009 6:28 pm

Oh please. The Great Old Ones are so last century. The Outer Gods are where its at.

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