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Postby Joseph the PRPD » Sat Aug 29, 2009 10:21 am

Thread previously titled: Cullenism - Religion Based on Twilight
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Oh God Why? :facepalm:

Basically Twilight die-hards are attempting religion.
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Postby Dartz » Sat Aug 29, 2009 10:23 am

This is a problem crying out for a final solution.
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Postby Fazmotron » Sat Aug 29, 2009 10:25 am

What the fuck is Twilight?
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Postby ath » Sat Aug 29, 2009 10:38 am

Their creed, say the Cullenists, includes a base set of beliefs that ‘Edward and the rest of the Twilight characters are real,’ that ‘[t]he Twilight series should be worshipped,’ and that ‘[i]f you are good in life, you will be bless[ed] with eternity with the Cullens.’

We know plenty of people that deep within themselves believe similar things about NGE, right?

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Postby Joseph the PRPD » Sat Aug 29, 2009 10:49 am

ath wrote:
Their creed, say the Cullenists, includes a base set of beliefs that ‘Edward and the rest of the Twilight characters are real,’ that ‘[t]he Twilight series should be worshipped,’ and that ‘[i]f you are good in life, you will be bless[ed] with eternity with the Cullens.’

We know plenty of people that deep within themselves believe similar things about NGE, right?


Someone attempted on establishing an NGE based religion in India.
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Postby Holy Diver » Sat Aug 29, 2009 10:50 am

Oh, dear god! I've now lost all faith in mankind.

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Postby master_lloyd » Sat Aug 29, 2009 12:15 pm

Why shouldn't there be a religion following the teachings of Peter Cullen?

He voices Optimus Prime and doesn't afraid of anything...
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Postby esselfortium » Sat Aug 29, 2009 12:28 pm

master_lloyd wrote:Why shouldn't there be a religion following the teachings of Peter Cullen?

He voices Optimus Prime and doesn't afraid of anything...

In all honesty that's what I thought this thread was going to be about. :(

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Postby NemZ » Sat Aug 29, 2009 1:25 pm

esselfortium wrote:In all honesty that's what I thought this thread was going to be about. :(


Ditto
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Postby THE Hal E. Burton 9000 » Sat Aug 29, 2009 1:36 pm

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Postby Joseph the PRPD » Sat Aug 29, 2009 1:57 pm

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Postby Defectron » Sat Aug 29, 2009 2:04 pm

Everytime I think people can't do anything dumber they find a way to surprise me. Even the otakukin arent this stupid.
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Postby schismatics » Sat Aug 29, 2009 4:34 pm

Holy Diver wrote:Oh, dear god! I've now lost all faith in mankind.

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This.

And thats why "The Most Popular Book Ever Written" was made. :w00t:

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Postby Sammaeloo » Sat Aug 29, 2009 8:21 pm

This makes me wonder what the limit of human stupidity is. Next thing you know there will be a group of dumbasses who manage to make their own countries and go to war over who is the coolest or hottest in their fandom obsessions.
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Postby Holy Diver » Sat Aug 29, 2009 8:26 pm

Sammaeloo wrote:This makes me wonder what the limit of human stupidity is. Next thing you know there will be a group of dumbasses who manage to make their own countries and go to war over who is the coolest or hottest in their fandom obsessions.


Hopefuly, through the magic of mutual assured destruction and eugenics, Twilight Uber-fans will cease to exist.
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Postby Sammaeloo » Sat Aug 29, 2009 8:30 pm

Holy Diver wrote:
Sammaeloo wrote:This makes me wonder what the limit of human stupidity is. Next thing you know there will be a group of dumbasses who manage to make their own countries and go to war over who is the coolest or hottest in their fandom obsessions.


Hopefuly, through the magic of mutual assured destruction and eugenics, Twilight Uber-fans will cease to exist.


Yes but then there will be another group of dumbasses to take their place. Hopefully genetic engineering will pick up and we will have a species gigantic of 300 foot wide-mouthed frogs to toss them in. The chances of of stupidness rising again will ensure that the Fanivore Frogs will be well fed.
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Postby MugwumpHasNoLiver » Sat Aug 29, 2009 9:07 pm

It is time for Zombie Hitler to arise and annihilate the believers of stupid.
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Postby FreakyFilmFan4ever » Sat Aug 29, 2009 9:22 pm

NNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!
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I mean, people can believe what they want just so long as they make a wise decision as to what that is, but taking religion from books that aren't even historically backed up in some degree just doesn't seem smart by anyone's definition.

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Postby Great Genius Shinji-Sama » Sat Aug 29, 2009 9:30 pm

:crazytwirl: :dunce: :psyduck: :scanners_head: :nopity:

Its a cult. Someone told me an ideal doesnt become a religion until like its been practiced for so many years and so many people follow it and or believe in it. :shakehead: But anyways, people do believe in vampirism , however this is just an emo teen soap opera mockery of the vampire mythos that makes BTVS look like the authentic bible of vampire lore. And therefore is made invalid by default. :deadhorse:
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Postby UrsusArctos » Sat Aug 29, 2009 9:31 pm

Fazmotron wrote:What the fuck is Twilight?


Be glad you don't know.

Joseph the PRPD wrote:Someone attempted on establishing an NGE based religion in India.


It used Evangelion-based logos and terminology but was an ordinary Evangelical Church, nothing more.

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