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Oh God Why?
Basically Twilight die-hards are attempting religion.
The "lol Twilight/Insane Twilight Fans" Thread
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The "lol Twilight/Insane Twilight Fans" Thread
Thread previously titled: Cullenism - Religion Based on Twilight
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Oh God Why?
Basically Twilight die-hards are attempting religion.
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Oh God Why?
Basically Twilight die-hards are attempting religion.
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What the fuck is Twilight?
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Their creed, say the Cullenists, includes a base set of beliefs that ‘Edward and the rest of the Twilight characters are real,’ that ‘[t]he Twilight series should be worshipped,’ and that ‘[i]f you are good in life, you will be bless[ed] with eternity with the Cullens.’
We know plenty of people that deep within themselves believe similar things about NGE, right?
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ath wrote:Their creed, say the Cullenists, includes a base set of beliefs that ‘Edward and the rest of the Twilight characters are real,’ that ‘[t]he Twilight series should be worshipped,’ and that ‘[i]f you are good in life, you will be bless[ed] with eternity with the Cullens.’
We know plenty of people that deep within themselves believe similar things about NGE, right?
Someone attempted on establishing an NGE based religion in India.
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Re: Cullenism
Why shouldn't there be a religion following the teachings of Peter Cullen?
He voices Optimus Prime and doesn't afraid of anything...
He voices Optimus Prime and doesn't afraid of anything...
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Re: Cullenism
master_lloyd wrote:Why shouldn't there be a religion following the teachings of Peter Cullen?
He voices Optimus Prime and doesn't afraid of anything...
In all honesty that's what I thought this thread was going to be about. :(
Re: Cullenism
esselfortium wrote:In all honesty that's what I thought this thread was going to be about. :(
Ditto
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This makes me wonder what the limit of human stupidity is. Next thing you know there will be a group of dumbasses who manage to make their own countries and go to war over who is the coolest or hottest in their fandom obsessions.
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Sammaeloo wrote:This makes me wonder what the limit of human stupidity is. Next thing you know there will be a group of dumbasses who manage to make their own countries and go to war over who is the coolest or hottest in their fandom obsessions.
Hopefuly, through the magic of mutual assured destruction and eugenics, Twilight Uber-fans will cease to exist.
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Holy Diver wrote:Sammaeloo wrote:This makes me wonder what the limit of human stupidity is. Next thing you know there will be a group of dumbasses who manage to make their own countries and go to war over who is the coolest or hottest in their fandom obsessions.
Hopefuly, through the magic of mutual assured destruction and eugenics, Twilight Uber-fans will cease to exist.
Yes but then there will be another group of dumbasses to take their place. Hopefully genetic engineering will pick up and we will have a species gigantic of 300 foot wide-mouthed frogs to toss them in. The chances of of stupidness rising again will ensure that the Fanivore Frogs will be well fed.
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I hate mcdonalds because their mascot is a creepy spooky clown who looks like he smells funny. Seriously every time I see ronald I think he's secretly some sort of rapist who turns people into hamburgers. Also their food sucks. -Defectron
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Fazmotron wrote:What the fuck is Twilight?
Be glad you don't know.
Joseph the PRPD wrote:Someone attempted on establishing an NGE based religion in India.
It used Evangelion-based logos and terminology but was an ordinary Evangelical Church, nothing more.
Dartz wrote:This is a problem crying out for a final solution.
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