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Postby Mr. Tines » Sat Feb 08, 2014 5:46 am

View Original Postpwhodges wrote:it's really evil stuff!
Ban Dihydrogen Monoxide!
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Postby Alaska Slim » Sat Feb 08, 2014 4:55 pm

View Original PostChuckman wrote:Is it so hard to put flour, yeast, and water in bread?

I only put the ingredients in a salad bowl now, but I can't for the life of me make Tuna taste the same as theirs, and I don't even know where to get sweet onion sauce.

Also, spinach rots like really quickly, I barely get two sandwiches before I have to reach for a new bag.
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Postby Mr. Tines » Sat Feb 08, 2014 6:01 pm

View Original PostChuckman wrote:Is it so hard to put flour, yeast, and water in bread?
The trick is that with just those ingredients, bread goes stale in hours -- hence the French custom of early morning visits to the boulangerie.
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Postby UrsusArctos » Sat Feb 08, 2014 6:40 pm

Same rationale goes for unleavened flat bread, which takes a matter of seconds to be baked and is made immediately before a meal.

Of course, it's better to have a meal without preservatives than one with preservatives, but preservative-containing food is far better than rotten food or no food at all. The only thing we can do is to make sure that those preservatives are not toxic if consumed with food on a daily basis.
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Postby Nuclear Lunchbox » Sat Feb 08, 2014 8:19 pm

View Original PostMr. Tines wrote:Ban Dihydrogen Moxoxide!

Oh, I remember this. WIN.

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Postby Mr. Tines » Sun Feb 09, 2014 5:27 am

Wacko Jacko's estate goes up against the IRS -- the sort of fight where you want both parties to lose.
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Postby pwhodges » Sun Feb 09, 2014 8:12 am

As Britain continues to drown...

Live plot of water level at Folly Bridge, the bridge over the Isis (Thames) in central Oxford:

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Postby Stryker » Sun Feb 09, 2014 2:26 pm

View Original PostMr. Tines wrote:Wacko Jacko's estate goes up against the IRS -- the sort of fight where you want both parties to lose.


Henceforth a win in either case. :devil:

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Postby Nuclear Lunchbox » Sun Feb 09, 2014 6:21 pm

Give California some of your rain, Britain. We're shriveling up over here.

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Postby pwhodges » Sun Feb 09, 2014 6:45 pm

Incidentally, although the Somerset Levels have been in the news in the past few days, with visits from members of the government, there are currently only two "severe" (="risk to life") flood warnings from the Environment Agency still in place there; by contrast, there are now fourteen along the length of the River Thames, including some around Oxford (two people died in flood-waters in Oxford last month).
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Postby UrsusArctos » Sun Feb 09, 2014 8:29 pm

I suspect that those politicians would much rather be in a position where things didn't look so bad (Somerset) than be around a place in imminent danger of going under (Oxford). Not too surprised.



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Postby soul.assassin » Sun Feb 09, 2014 9:46 pm

http://arstechnica.com/gaming/2014/02/at-height-of-popularity-creator-pulls-flappy-bird-from-app-stores/

:facepalm: He couldn't take it anymore, as if he was the receiving end of Operation Linebacker.

In a country where the exchange rate (currently 1 US Dollar equals 21105.00 Vietnamese Dong) would mean he could be sitting on a pot of gold, the last thing he needs is some local crook jumping on him in the middle of the night, demanding that he fork over bundles of cash.

Also, he's fame-averse, and I guess some local officials -- seeing the success of Angry Bird previously -- possibly want the piece of the action.

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Postby Monk Ed » Mon Feb 10, 2014 12:16 am

$50,000 per day?

I can only hope and dream that the game my friend-from-college-who-now-works-for-a-game-company-in-California are making in our off-time reaches anywhere near that level of success.
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Postby Bomby von Bombsville » Mon Feb 10, 2014 4:02 pm

I think I have a new favorite coffee shop... if only it weren't 2000 miles away...

Dumb Starbucks opens in LA
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Postby soul.assassin » Mon Feb 10, 2014 8:06 pm

View Original PostMonk Ed wrote:$50,000 per day?

I can only hope and dream that the game my friend-from-college-who-now-works-for-a-game-company-in-California are making in our off-time reaches anywhere near that level of success.


I could dream, but then becoming famous could also be a mixed bag.

Indeed, big government wants a big slice of the pie.
http://www.forbes.com/sites/ericmack/2014/02/10/flappy-bird-creator-may-have-been-scared-by-legal-threats-after-all/?partner=yahootix

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Postby UrsusArctos » Sun Feb 16, 2014 9:58 am

Split out the big honking tanget. Back to funny stuff!
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Postby soul.assassin » Wed Feb 19, 2014 9:39 am

Chinese grunts too big to fit into old tanks:
http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/worldviews/wp/2014/02/18/chinese-soldiers-are-getting-too-big-for-their-tanks/

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Postby Chuckman » Wed Feb 19, 2014 10:47 am

View Original PostBomby von Bombsville wrote:I think I have a new favorite coffee shop... if only it weren't 2000 miles away...

Dumb Starbucks opens in LA


They're going to get sued back into the stone age. Starbucks has a legal obligation to aggressively defend their trademark, and in that sort of litigation the side with more money usually wins.

In their own faq they have confused copyright with trademark, which is a huge legal distinction.
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Postby UrsusArctos » Wed Feb 19, 2014 10:55 am

View Original Postsoul.assassin wrote:Chinese grunts too big to fit into old tanks:
http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/worldviews/wp/2014/02/18/chinese-soldiers-are-getting-too-big-for-their-tanks/


Old Soviet and Chinese ergonomics were designed to fit within a relatively narrow range of sizes, and a small crewman was actually beneficial to a small tank, because the armor to internal volume ratio (a heuristic for protection) was pretty high. Newer American vehicles are more accommodating of a range of body sizes. No surprise that this is happening.
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Postby Ornette » Wed Feb 19, 2014 10:58 am

View Original PostBomby von Bombsville wrote:I think I have a new favorite coffee shop... if only it weren't 2000 miles away...

Dumb Starbucks opens in LA

That's something similar to a burger joint near where my offices are. For a long time, it was a Burger King and they closed some time ago. These other people bought the place, took down the "Burger King" logo, and started serving burgers. The logo is removed, but you can very clearly see the outline of "Burger King" all over the store, outside of the building, and on the sign itself. The new place is called "South Side Burgers" but there's no signage, they've been doing plenty of business because people go there thinking it's a Burger King. People often complain about the place (because the food apparently sucks) thinking it's a Burger King: http://www.urbanspoon.com/r/23/270246/restaurant/South-Side/South-Side-Burgers-Pittsburgh


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