Which EVA character would you fatten up?
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Which EVA character would you fatten up?
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So guys, if you noticed, the characters in EVA look skinny as rails. Not that I have anything wrong with it (hell, everytime I see Mari I get a boner), but some of these babies need some meat on their bones. So I ask you, my fellow geeks, which character would you "fatten up"?
I'll start first! My choice would be Gendo Ikari. Yes, I know he's already a grown man, but for some reason I've always though he'd be a bit more attractive if he gained a few pounds.
DISCUSS!!
So guys, if you noticed, the characters in EVA look skinny as rails. Not that I have anything wrong with it (hell, everytime I see Mari I get a boner), but some of these babies need some meat on their bones. So I ask you, my fellow geeks, which character would you "fatten up"?
I'll start first! My choice would be Gendo Ikari. Yes, I know he's already a grown man, but for some reason I've always though he'd be a bit more attractive if he gained a few pounds.
DISCUSS!!
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@Tines: Fat, BUT attractive dude!
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Setting apart Tines' humorism, this is a hard question since basically I would like to add a few kilos (in the right places) to basically almost every female characters (I've mentioned it sometimes in other threads), anyway if I could choice only a single one, probably I'd like to see a less ethereal Rei.
The male characters are mostly fine like this, maybe Shinji is a little skinny but it's not a big concern, he's mainly lacking muscles, rather than weight.
EDIT: I'm not sure if I'm understanding the question, are we talking about small "adjustments", or about turning someone into a "BBW/M"? Or are both options valid?
The male characters are mostly fine like this, maybe Shinji is a little skinny but it's not a big concern, he's mainly lacking muscles, rather than weight.
EDIT: I'm not sure if I'm understanding the question, are we talking about small "adjustments", or about turning someone into a "BBW/M"? Or are both options valid?
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Asuka, definitely.
Oh. And Tunniel.
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Not a single character is deadly thin, so not a single one.
Also, I do not find obese people to be attractive. I see obesity as a sign of poor hygiene.
Also, I do not find obese people to be attractive. I see obesity as a sign of poor hygiene.
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WEIGHT GAIN! B)
Not possible, Anime is contractually obligated to have fat characters appear ugly, or dance comedically.
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Or in Rainbow: Nisha Rokubō no Shichinin, be the mark of a pedophile.
That said, EVA-02 certainly put on a few kilotonnes between NGE and EoE, and isn't the relationship between the EVA and it's pilot supposed to be sympathetic?
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Rei. I like Asuka nice and petite, but Rei could use some delicious fat.
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and also
You've been watching too much anime -- it's almost always full of noodle people when they should look more like this
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Shinji only looks like that because of a QUALITY scene. Nowhere else is he that thin.
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I would give Misato and Asuka internal organs at least, though NME seems to do a slightly better job with this. In NGE it can be down-right scary sometimes. (It might have something to do with Asuka's inconsistent chest-to-navel ratio, though.)
NME!Rei seems to look just fine for a girl her weight and height.
NME!Rei seems to look just fine for a girl her weight and height.
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