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Postby Mundane » Mon Sep 04, 2006 1:12 am

You know, I'm fifteen, and she's fourteen. I'd call that hot without being subject to being called a dirty old man, but, it's kinda creepy.
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Postby AuthenticM » Mon Sep 04, 2006 1:56 am

Ornette wrote:more...

Holy fuck, the guy who's come up with this should be hanged. When you start using 'bondage' and 'evangelion' in the same sentence... something's definitely wrong with you.
In my case, I refuse to go easy on the ignorant, regardless of degree. Hitler was ignorant. Joshua C. Whatshisface is ignorant. To me, they're in the same category of ignorant and stupid people who should have been left in some isolated corner of the world where they couldn't bother anyone. --The Eva Monkey

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Postby Mr. Tines » Mon Sep 04, 2006 2:01 am

AuthenticM wrote:Holy fuck, the guy who's come up with this should be hanged.


Stay away from "that board", then.

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Postby zeaven » Mon Sep 04, 2006 2:08 am

I don't know. Evangelion is so popular because it satisfies both the silly and the serious, both the carnal and the cerebral. If you're in any of those moods, there's something in eva for you. You can geek out in any possible way to it.

Also, if you disregard her age, Asuka is totally hot. :D (I just love damaged goods.)

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Postby Hunter21 » Mon Sep 04, 2006 6:50 am

I just find it sickening. It also says something about your attitude towards women by actually doing something like that. And what it says isn’t good :?
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Postby Darius » Mon Sep 04, 2006 9:17 am

Actually...Yes. That is very sickening! I never imagined someone would destroy the beauty that is Asuka...Or say those things

But man, that is dumb

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Postby BobBQ » Mon Sep 04, 2006 10:03 am

It seems so... pointless.

Plus it makes me want to tell all my feminine friends that the fastest way to a man's heart is a .357 JHP through the sternum.

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Postby Timstuff » Mon Sep 04, 2006 11:08 am

That makes me want to puke.

Seriously, I love Asuka a whole bunch, and openly admit that she's unusually hot for a 14 year old. But that image makes me want to gouge out my eyeballs. (It probably doesn't help that I think bondage is gross to begin with)

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Postby the3rdchildren » Mon Sep 04, 2006 11:31 am

... I can never look at my figure the same way again.
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Postby Ornette » Mon Sep 04, 2006 1:41 pm

I suppose I should have put "CLICK AT YOUR OWN RISK" instead of an innocent looking "more", but no, I didn't take that picture. Maybe being at THAT BOARD and 4chan for so long has jaded me to that kind of stuff. But even when I started, it was more like "wow, that's gross" /scrolls down to next picture

And on a side note, if a person is into bondage, they allow themselves to be tied up.

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Postby Legend of the Past » Mon Sep 04, 2006 2:14 pm

Ornette wrote:And on a side note, if a person is into bondage, they allow themselves to be tied up.


Asuka's the type to tie people up, rather than get tied up.
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Postby AuthenticM » Mon Sep 04, 2006 2:17 pm

Ornette wrote:Maybe being at THAT BOARD and 4chan

What's that?
In my case, I refuse to go easy on the ignorant, regardless of degree. Hitler was ignorant. Joshua C. Whatshisface is ignorant. To me, they're in the same category of ignorant and stupid people who should have been left in some isolated corner of the world where they couldn't bother anyone. --The Eva Monkey

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Postby Mr. Tines » Mon Sep 04, 2006 2:40 pm

AuthenticM wrote:
Ornette wrote:Maybe being at THAT BOARD and 4chan

What's that?


"that board" is the anything-goes NGE image board whose domain name is word-filtered due to house policy here ("Posting Eva Hentai, or telling people where to find Eva Hentai is not allowed under any circumstances.")

4chan is well ... look it up on Wikipedia. It is somewhat legendary, and a source of brain damage.
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Postby Ornette » Mon Sep 04, 2006 3:39 pm

AuthenticM wrote:
Ornette wrote:Maybe being at THAT BOARD and 4chan

What's that?

If the internet has an asshole, it would be 4chan.

THAT BOARD is similar, but their shit is limited to only smelling a certain way.

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Postby BobBQ » Mon Sep 04, 2006 4:33 pm

Mr. Tines wrote:"that board" is the anything-goes NGE image board whose domain name is word-filtered due to house policy here ("Posting Eva Hentai, or telling people where to find Eva Hentai is not allowed under any circumstances.")

Isn't that the board whose name you keep posting, or is this a that board of which I have not yet heard?

Come to think of it, I probably don't want to know.

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Postby Kaworu Nagisa » Thu Sep 07, 2006 4:51 pm

I'm not sure this has been posted before (I looked first) but...

[url]http://kotaku.com/gaming/sega/sega-makes-hard-topheavy-toys-soft-199002.php[/url]

All I can say is...0 - 0
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Postby The Eva Monkey » Thu Sep 07, 2006 4:59 pm

Japan gets progressively less awesome in my view on a daily basis.

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Postby Mr. Tines » Thu Sep 07, 2006 5:10 pm

"Life-like texture ;_;", eh?
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Postby CorporalChaos » Thu Sep 07, 2006 5:53 pm

The Eva Monkey wrote:Japan gets progressively less awesome in my view on a daily basis.


Agreed.
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