If the Angels were real, what would be your reaction?
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Kill myself. I don't wanna turn into tang in a few months.
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"I knew it! NGE is real! Now, how can I sneak into NERV and get myself an Evangelion?"Ha, as if. I'd probably be dead before I got the chance to say that.
All the NGE fans would come out of the woodwork, though, and explain everything to the ignorant masses (who aren't in Japan, of course). EGF would be the new guiding force in religion, and everything we say would be recorded and respoken for millenia to come!
Then, after a long time, some idiot will come along and misinterpret our words of wisdom and everybody will DIE.
All the NGE fans would come out of the woodwork, though, and explain everything to the ignorant masses (who aren't in Japan, of course). EGF would be the new guiding force in religion, and everything we say would be recorded and respoken for millenia to come!
Then, after a long time, some idiot will come along and misinterpret our words of wisdom and everybody will DIE.
Ritsuko: It can't be...an Angel devoured an Eva? That's impossible!
Maya: That's strange. The target's identification signal is turning into Zerogouki's!
~Once again proving...you are what you eat.~
(After adding something sexual to a perfectly normal post) "Fixed." --Apparently everybody on this forum.
It is unnerving to be proven wrong, particularly when you are really right and the person who is really wrong is the one who is proving you wrong and proving himself, wrongly, right. Right?
Maya: That's strange. The target's identification signal is turning into Zerogouki's!
~Once again proving...you are what you eat.~
(After adding something sexual to a perfectly normal post) "Fixed." --Apparently everybody on this forum.
It is unnerving to be proven wrong, particularly when you are really right and the person who is really wrong is the one who is proving you wrong and proving himself, wrongly, right. Right?
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Re: If the Angels were real, what would be your reaction?
CyberXIII wrote:If the Angel's were real, what would be your reaction?
Imagine this scenario: You're minding your own business, when you turn on the TV to a news broadcast. You recognize Angels 3-17 rampaging throughout the world in random spots.
Sachiel: Marching through Japan
Shamshel: Whipping England to death
Ramiel: Blasting apart everything in France
Gaghiel: Sinking all naval craft; commonly seen near the Oceanic Islands and Pacific Ocean
Israfel (Merging and Separating at will): Dancing through Bejing
Sandolphon: Hopping out of volcanoes in Hawaii and parts of random islands all over the globe
Matariel: Melting everything in Germany
Sahaquiel: Dropping things on South America
Iruel: Infecting things in South Africa and spreading rapidly
Leliel: Appears in Canada, swallows a city, then moves on to another town to repeat the process
Bardiel (In Eva-03): Rampaging through Massachusetts and headed west
Zeruel:Smashing up most of the Middle East, then moves south.
Arael: Mind raping all manned space craft
Armisael: Infecting and consuming everything in the Northern part of Africa
Tabris: (In Eva-02) Starts in Russia, then heads west, then south.
Your reaction to this news broadcast? And no, the broadcasters wouldn't know the names of the Angels, or even that they are the Angels, that's just for convenience.
I would just look at the TV, blink a few times and just say, "oh look, the angels are wrecking havoc. Hey Kaworu! I hope you meet some harpies!"
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*rushes to Tokyo 3 to meet kaworu.*
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I would go meet Kaworu high five him then explain I’m straight and I just want to be friends. Then we would go up to Matariel and laugh at him and make him cry acid tears.
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no,he's got to meet up with *real life*Shinji at some point.
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And get rejected since Shinji is attracted to comatose girls from germany. He has a pretty specific kink eh?
Xard wrote:- find Kaworu and shoot him
I'll add in the leg to that.
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good point, I wonder what real life Shinji looks like? If kaworu was real he would need a shoulder to cry on after that rejection.
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