If the Angels were real, what would be your reaction?

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Postby Gecko state » Thu Aug 18, 2011 3:24 pm

The day of atonement has come.

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Postby Bender » Fri Aug 26, 2011 1:29 am

Change the channel and smoke as much cigs, pot as possible until they come for me.

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Postby Seen » Fri Aug 26, 2011 11:16 pm

Kill myself. I don't wanna turn into tang in a few months.
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Postby Sephizim » Fri Aug 26, 2011 11:18 pm

View Original PostSeen wrote:Kill myself. I don't wanna turn into tang in a few months.

Well, as long Instrumentality gets rejected and you have a strong enough will, you can come back from being tanged. It that case, it just becomes a temporary inconvenience.

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Postby Allemann » Sat Aug 27, 2011 7:55 am

View Original PostSephizim wrote:Well, as long Instrumentality gets rejected and you have a strong enough will, you can come back from being tanged. It that case, it just becomes a temporary inconvenience.


Later on you can loot now unprotected stores and banks.

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Postby AshPhoenix » Fri Sep 02, 2011 4:37 pm

"I knew it! NGE is real! Now, how can I sneak into NERV and get myself an Evangelion?"Ha, as if. I'd probably be dead before I got the chance to say that.

All the NGE fans would come out of the woodwork, though, and explain everything to the ignorant masses (who aren't in Japan, of course). EGF would be the new guiding force in religion, and everything we say would be recorded and respoken for millenia to come! :evillaugh:

Then, after a long time, some idiot will come along and misinterpret our words of wisdom and everybody will DIE.
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Postby SaVaGe » Sun Sep 04, 2011 1:16 pm

Just sit and wait for the last scene of EoE, and will myself back to life.

Seeing that enviornment would be breath taking.
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Postby GAP » Tue Sep 06, 2011 12:12 pm

We are going to need some popcorn for the show.
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Postby Nivek » Wed Sep 07, 2011 12:52 pm

Buy stock in Tang.
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Postby tomrule123 » Sat Sep 10, 2011 10:36 am

Hmm... Oh, let's just kill them and get the Third Impact over with...

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Postby ReiAyanami25 » Sun Oct 02, 2011 3:59 pm

View Original PostCyberXIII wrote:If the Angel's were real, what would be your reaction?

Imagine this scenario: You're minding your own business, when you turn on the TV to a news broadcast. You recognize Angels 3-17 rampaging throughout the world in random spots.

Sachiel: Marching through Japan
Shamshel: Whipping England to death
Ramiel: Blasting apart everything in France
Gaghiel: Sinking all naval craft; commonly seen near the Oceanic Islands and Pacific Ocean
Israfel (Merging and Separating at will): Dancing through Bejing
Sandolphon: Hopping out of volcanoes in Hawaii and parts of random islands all over the globe
Matariel: Melting everything in Germany
Sahaquiel: Dropping things on South America
Iruel: Infecting things in South Africa and spreading rapidly
Leliel: Appears in Canada, swallows a city, then moves on to another town to repeat the process
Bardiel (In Eva-03): Rampaging through Massachusetts and headed west
Zeruel:Smashing up most of the Middle East, then moves south.
Arael: Mind raping all manned space craft
Armisael: Infecting and consuming everything in the Northern part of Africa
Tabris: (In Eva-02) Starts in Russia, then heads west, then south.

Your reaction to this news broadcast? And no, the broadcasters wouldn't know the names of the Angels, or even that they are the Angels, that's just for convenience.


I would just look at the TV, blink a few times and just say, "oh look, the angels are wrecking havoc. Hey Kaworu! I hope you meet some harpies!"
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Postby bobbyfischer's ghost » Sun Oct 02, 2011 4:09 pm

*rushes to Tokyo 3 to meet kaworu.*
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Postby TehDonutKing » Sun Oct 02, 2011 7:34 pm

Tokyo-3 is in Russia?
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Postby Final Messenger » Sun Oct 02, 2011 7:51 pm

I would go meet Kaworu high five him then explain I’m straight and I just want to be friends. Then we would go up to Matariel and laugh at him and make him cry acid tears.
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Postby bobbyfischer's ghost » Sun Oct 02, 2011 10:09 pm

View Original PostTehDonutKing wrote:Tokyo-3 is in Russia?

no,he's got to meet up with *real life*Shinji at some point.
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Postby supershinjiasukashipper » Mon Oct 03, 2011 5:21 pm

View Original Postbobbyfischer's ghost wrote:no,he's got to meet up with *real life*Shinji at some point.

And get rejected since Shinji is attracted to comatose girls from germany. He has a pretty specific kink eh?
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Postby bobbyfischer's ghost » Mon Oct 03, 2011 6:56 pm

View Original Postsupershinjiasukashipper wrote:And get rejected since Shinji is attracted to comatose girls from germany. He has a pretty specific kink eh?


good point, I wonder what real life Shinji looks like? If kaworu was real he would need a shoulder to cry on after that rejection.
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Postby classified-zerogoki » Sat Nov 05, 2011 3:52 pm

I would try to not disturb Arael. I would check what's happening in Antarctica, also.
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Postby Theshiggityshwa » Thu Nov 10, 2011 9:45 am

View Original Postclassified-zerogoki wrote:I would try to not disturb Arael. I would check what's happening in Antarctica, also.

Agreed. Arael scares the piss out of me.
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Postby Kerath » Thu Nov 10, 2011 9:50 am

I would hide in my basement wearing a tinfoil hat and have barrels of food like when people were stocking up for Y2K.


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