[MERCH] Evangelion Underpants: It's Finally Come to This
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[MERCH] Evangelion Underpants: It's Finally Come to This
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My birthday is next week. Someone buy me these.
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Alright, I admit it..I would buy them if they had 01 ripping threw the opening in the front.
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Otakon 08 Ikari wrote:I would buy them if they had 01 ripping threw [sic] the opening in the front.
Psychoanalysts would have a lot of fun with you.
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OH GOD leliel patterend ones with unit one.. .YES OH GOD.
I want these. Birthday is June 7th btw.
I want these. Birthday is June 7th btw.
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Otakon 08 Ikari wrote:Alright, I admit it..
You'd still have them even if they had a design more like this, you mean.
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Reichu wrote:Otakon 08 Ikari wrote:I would buy them if they had 01 ripping threw [sic] the opening in the front.
Psychoanalysts would have a lot of fun with you.
How so, care to explain?
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Joseph the PRPD wrote:Alright...
Now GAINAX has kinda gone to far... or maybe they already went far a while ago...
C'mon... Eva on underwhere?! If this isn't milking the cash f*cking cow I don't know what is.
What's next? Evangelion style floor tiles?!
Jesusfuckingchrist. I can't even begin to express how much RAGE this shit fills me with.
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"I have a fetish for naked women with stigmata playing ping pong in the mud. Is there a name for that?" -Kaiser O-Ornette-dono-sama
“Don’t do that; that was probably hooker money.” -SSD on me holding money with my mouth
"I CAN'T HELP IT THAT I WANT TO EAT MY OWN VULVA AND SHARE IT WITH A LOVED ONE!"-Reichu
"I have a fetish for naked women with stigmata playing ping pong in the mud. Is there a name for that?" -Kaiser O-Ornette-dono-sama
“Don’t do that; that was probably hooker money.” -SSD on me holding money with my mouth
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Otakon 08 Ikari wrote:How so, care to explain?
Explaining it sucks out any of the potential Opaque Reichu Humor with a thin glass pipette, you know... So I'll just write up a bunch of nonsense that probably doesn't explain anything.
Psychoanalysis is the brainchild of Sigmund Freud and lovingly devoted to interpreting all human behavior and thought through an intricate system of metaphors built around someone's early childhood experiences (the subconscious memories of which will plague one's life forever). Critical to this is interpreting children's relationships with their developing bodies and with their parents according to the theory of an "infantile sexuality" and various other things that indicate (A) psychoanalysis is very fucked up, (B) our species is very fucked up, or (C) both.
So, that said: Eva-01 represents Mother/Monster. The mother, from the viewpoint of the young child, is a giant creature, who at times is an angel, and other times is, well, a devil, terrifying both to those who might threaten her child, and to the child itself. Don't fuck with this "crazy bitch".
Eva-01 is also, according to some, phallic, primarily because of her headgear. I suppose not helping here is the color scheme. "What an enormous purple unit you have." So, according to psychoanalysis, this represents Yui's penis envy, or some crap like that. So Eva-01 is both a maternal monster and the embodiment of "penis envy" (women's latent desire to possess penes of their own, or, at least, the power that the penis embodies) and this makes her especially frightening.
Now, with regard to the underwear, you have commented that you would like to have Eva-01 ripping out of the opening in front. Such "Eva-01 emerging from my groin" imagery indicates that you must have had a particularly twisted childhood, since you are in effect identifying your penis with a maternal monstrosity (who doubles as a phallus), which betrays some kind of truly deranged form of mother complex even I have not read enough psychoanalytical bullshit to be able to properly tackle in a forum post no one is supposed to take seriously anyway.
Yes, I will definitely have to think about this one. Psychoanalytical gold.
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So..What your saying is my penis can rip through an ATF...
But no in all truth, that was a good read Reichu but I always get the feeling you hate me
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But no in all truth, that was a good read Reichu but I always get the feeling you hate me
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Otakon 08 Ikari wrote:I always get the feeling you hate me;
Everyone gets that feeling.
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Reichu wrote:Otakon 08 Ikari wrote:I always get the feeling you hate me;
Everyone gets that feeling.
Why is it we get that feeling Reichu?
About the underpants, I would not mind ATF ones.
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Otakon 08 Ikari wrote:Why is it we get that feeling Reichu?
Because Apple Jacks don't taste like apples.
Hal wrote:all we need now is Eva lingerie and sex toys
Original series Shamshel dildo and new movies Shamshel "sleeve" will be sold "together". If you know what I mean.
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I wonder if it is actually possible to use the word "phallic" around Eva nerds without someone quoting that......
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