Anonymous_Evafan wrote:TriLink12 wrote:A theory concocted by those trying to get around a perceived problem with the commonly-held notion of EVA-01 being a clone or something of Lilith proposes that EVA-01 is, in fact, the hideous bastard-child of both Seeds.
lol fixed yer fix
Oh yeah, and, on the subject of irreverent facts:
- Dr. Katsuragi was seduced by Keel. That's the real reason Misato's mom finally divorced him, you know. His homosexuality was passed onto Kaworu on a genetic level.
- Naoko and Rei 1 live together happily inside EVA-00.
- The core is inside the S^2 Engine.
- Toji speaks Okinawan. He also lost an arm and a leg.
- The Evas are based on the Barons of Hell from the popular FPS "Doom" games.
- Shinji didn't masturbate by Asuka's bedside. That was actually a very messy sneeze.
- Shinji is the illegitimate lovechild of Yui and Kozo.
- Rei 1 didn't die. She just passed out, and then Gendo showed up and gave Naoko a good push. And Rei 2 survived that huge explosion because of her ginormous A.T. Field.
- "Evangelion" makes perfect sense without invoking the dark art of fanwanking.
- Second Impact was really caused by the Plot Hole Bomb created from the core of Jupiter.
- Adam and Lilith were lesbian lovers on the Homeworld.
- Kaji is a lesbian, as well.
- Misato is a virgin, since lesbian sex doesn't count as REAL sex.
(lol)- Keel Lorenz is a robot. And the Wandering Jew. And he's gay, too. So he's a gay Jewish robot.
- Asuka is 1/2 German.
And last, but certainly not least...
- Kaworu is a chick.