Episode 26, alternative universe bit - just when it cant get any funnier I find that while Gendo and Yui have their first conversation Shinji and Asuka are arguing in the background. It goes like this:
Asuka; ahhh don't point it at me it might go off
Shinji; i can't help it
ausuka oh god look at that vien
Shinji; the generals at attention
Asuka; ahhhh!
Shinji;hey its a guy thing
Asuka; is it always that small
Shinji; just get out of my way would ya
If the mental image of Shinji with morning wood wasnt bad enough, now it sounds like he's chasing Asuka around the room. With (at least in the dub anyway) Gendo and Yui planning to have a quickie before work.