Who is your mythological/religious/historical bae?

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Who is your mythological/religious/historical bae?

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Postby TehDonutKing » Wed Jun 10, 2015 8:09 pm

If your answer isn't "Hestia, and i ain't talking about that generic-ass Danmachi" then your opinion is objectively wrong. Bitch.

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See this lovely lady? She's not just a goddess, but best, sweetest, and most godly deity EVER. See, early records of the 12 Olympians could only agree on the first 11. WHOOPS. Zeus, Hêra, Poseidôn, Dêmêtêr, Athêna, Apollôn, Artemis, Arês, Aphroditê, Hêphaistos, and Hermês are always the first 11, but some sources say Hestia is 12th, and others say Dionysos is the 12th. Aw, shit, plot holes suck. So, later authors said that Hestia was originally the 12th, but gave up her position so Dionysos could take it. How sweet. In fact, while the other gods and goddesses do very...questionable things, such as rape, murder, revenge killing, etc. and have toxic emotions such as jealousy and hubris, Hestia never displays any of that, which sadly pushes her to the side in most myths, and there aren't many stories about her. However, our sweet lady Hestia played a huge role in Ancient Greek religion, where she was one of the most venerated goddesses, being the first to get a sacrifice in most sacrificial rites, and was involved in rituals when new colonies or cities were founded. She was goddess of the hearth, home, and the balance of domesticity, the family, and government, and had a personal relationship with all of her followers, and was the reason life could be at all comfortable. She is most pure waifu goddess, and i would worship her if i believed in the classical pantheon.
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Postby IronEvangelion » Wed Jun 10, 2015 8:24 pm

What is this 'bae' you speak of?

*Edit* Did a search for the term...

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Bae

Donut, I think you may want to change that. :rofl:
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Postby Nuclear Lunchbox » Wed Jun 10, 2015 8:24 pm

Aww, Donut, is Hestia not bestia?

As long as I'm contributing to this spam thread, though... probably Abe Lincoln. I like his beard.

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Postby Guy Nacks » Wed Jun 10, 2015 8:50 pm

Obvious answer is obvious:
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Postby Sailor Star Dust » Wed Jun 10, 2015 8:52 pm

Gotta second Xena.

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Postby caragnafog dog » Wed Jun 10, 2015 8:53 pm

Lady Rokujo from The Tale of Genji. Vindictive ghost-women really get my insides churning, if you know what I mean.
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Postby Rosenakahara » Wed Jun 10, 2015 8:55 pm

There is literally no question here:
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Postby TehDonutKing » Wed Jun 10, 2015 8:57 pm

View Original PostRosenakahara wrote:There is literally no question here:
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Palutena is best goddess, but wasn't actually worshiped, unless you identify her with Pallas Athêna.
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Postby Gob Hobblin » Wed Jun 10, 2015 9:07 pm

Athena. I actually planned to found and name a company after her.

...I might still do that, actually....
Though, Gob still might look good in a cocktail dress.
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Postby Reichu » Wed Jun 10, 2015 9:12 pm

The title still says "bae", bae the way...
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Postby StarShaper7 » Wed Jun 10, 2015 9:13 pm

I don't see what bacon and eggs have to do with history, religion or mythology. Or any of these women, for that matter. You people are weird.

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Postby Gob Hobblin » Wed Jun 10, 2015 9:16 pm

What do you mean?

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Totally legit goddess.
Though, Gob still might look good in a cocktail dress.
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Postby TehDonutKing » Wed Jun 10, 2015 9:24 pm

I just find tongue-in-cheek use of annoying slang to be funny.
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Postby Nuclear Lunchbox » Wed Jun 10, 2015 9:24 pm

Image quality on that one is kind of nasty. Here's a better one:
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Postby StarShaper7 » Wed Jun 10, 2015 9:47 pm

It shouldn't be this hard to decide if I'm hungry or horny.

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Postby IronEvangelion » Wed Jun 10, 2015 10:03 pm

Don't be too proud of this gastronomical terror you've constructed. The ability to make women out of breakfast is insignificant next to the power of the Norse.

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Lenneth, my 'bae' (NOT in the Danish sense!)
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Postby Ari » Wed Jun 10, 2015 10:07 pm

Socrates.

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Postby Sachi » Wed Jun 10, 2015 10:21 pm

View Original PostAri wrote:Socrates.

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Postby Reichu » Wed Jun 10, 2015 11:25 pm

View Original PostTehDonutKing wrote:I just find tongue-in-cheek use of annoying slang to be funny.

Oh. Oh dear, it's actually a thing? I wish I could scrub that bit of information from my brain. Donut, what have you done??

Even after looking up this fabled "bæ", I'm not sure what the point of this thread is. Perhaps someone can tell me.

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Postby TehDonutKing » Wed Jun 10, 2015 11:48 pm

View Original PostReichu wrote:Oh. Oh dear, it's actually a thing? I wish I could scrub that bit of information from my brain. Donut, what have you done??

Even after looking up this fabled "bæ", I'm not sure what the point of this thread is. Perhaps someone can tell me.

Bae is just a really obnoxious way of saying "babe", but only applies in romantic contexts. Basically, this thread is for hipster waifufags who want to seem more dignified.
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