Which Eva/Angel you want to have sex with? (Rei/Kaworu excl)
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Which Eva/Angel you want to have sex with? (Rei/Kaworu excl)
Paraphilic interest in the odd lifeforms of Eva has always been crucial part of Eva fandom's interest in the series. What else could explain anthropomorphifications of Angels as moeblob girl toys and all H doujinshi featuring inter-Angel sexual relations and occasional tentacle rape or two directed at poor pilots?
EGF in particular has proud, distinguished history with loving Evas and Angels and expressions of this love have bubbled over in creative fan activities over years. Of course the representative case would be Reichu's legendary naked Eva figures that form core part of EGF's mythos.
So let's get to the point:
Which Fruit of Life munching critters strike your fancy?
Name 'em and explain 'em!
Personally:
- I think Zeruel is quite a irresitible hunk. I particularly want to feel his arms wrap around me. It gets me everytime.
- if Zeurel is a boss on the other hand Shamshel is a huge turn off as I seem to have natural aversion to giant purple dongs. So Shamshel is no go.
EGF in particular has proud, distinguished history with loving Evas and Angels and expressions of this love have bubbled over in creative fan activities over years. Of course the representative case would be Reichu's legendary naked Eva figures that form core part of EGF's mythos.
So let's get to the point:
Which Fruit of Life munching critters strike your fancy?
Name 'em and explain 'em!
Personally:
- I think Zeruel is quite a irresitible hunk. I particularly want to feel his arms wrap around me. It gets me everytime.
- if Zeurel is a boss on the other hand Shamshel is a huge turn off as I seem to have natural aversion to giant purple dongs. So Shamshel is no go.
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Across this silent city I run to you
and you swim to me
Your chest shines bright like the red sun
as I walked this red earth
And I ask myelf
Should I believe in myself
and you swim to me
Your chest shines bright like the red sun
as I walked this red earth
And I ask myelf
Should I believe in myself
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I thought of you as equal
No, as something far superior than me
Was it foolish that I thought that I could provide you with enough sincere feelings?
Are mine not equal in worth or was the one not sincere
you
Are you now?
But now I just feel like a little kid
Who does not find joy in his favorite toy
But it figures
after all
anymore
No, as something far superior than me
Was it foolish that I thought that I could provide you with enough sincere feelings?
Are mine not equal in worth or was the one not sincere
you
Are you now?
But now I just feel like a little kid
Who does not find joy in his favorite toy
But it figures
after all
anymore
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From the genius that brought you the thread "What does Rei's sweat taste like?" comes this next installment in EGF wackiness.
Gents, this thread has potential. It will go places...very weird places....
Gents, this thread has potential. It will go places...very weird places....
だから みんな 死んでしまえば いいのに... では, あなたは何故, ココにいるの? ...ココにいても, いいの?
"Cogito ergo sum." - Rene Descartes
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I'm pretty sure little girls you want to be thread is my calling card. Also, you've now posted into this topic. You're obligated to contribute now! Tell us your favourite!
It's the rimozon angel, isn't it?
InstrumentalityOne wrote:I thought of you as equal
No, as something far superior than me
Was it foolish that I thought that I could provide you with enough sincere feelings?
Are mine not equal in worth or was the one not sincere
you
Are you now?
But now I just feel like a little kid
Who does not find joy in his favorite toy
But it figures
after all
anymore
I'm sorry, but all these muzukashii words are hard to figure out with my S2 core. You're the child born with fruit of Knowledge, y'see. I'm not...
W-w-w-what? Did Shogoki-san just consider cheating on me? ;__;
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Sorry for bawwing over you so much, Sachiel.
Those poems were meant for you months ago, I have really moved on now.
Some men fancy might fancy plain Tetrahedron
But I want more out of Polyhedron
Eight faces
Eight triangles
As if 1 of you were 8 Tetrahedron on the surface
So much to learn so many fascinating mysteries
For you are my dearest Octahedron.
Those poems were meant for you months ago, I have really moved on now.
Some men fancy might fancy plain Tetrahedron
But I want more out of Polyhedron
Eight faces
Eight triangles
As if 1 of you were 8 Tetrahedron on the surface
So much to learn so many fascinating mysteries
For you are my dearest Octahedron.
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you're right Shinchan, merge might be warranted. Perhaps mods will lend us hand in that case
I'm sure it's better this way
I'm also sure Ramiel-kun would love to drill you! I hope all goes well
InstrumentalityOne wrote:Sorry for bawwing over you so much, Sachiel.
Those poems were meant for you months ago, I have really moved on now.
Some men fancy might fancy plain Tetrahedron
But I want more out of Polyhedron
Eight faces
Eight triangles
As if 1 of you were 8 Tetrahedron on the surface
So much to learn so many fascinating mysteries
For you are my dearest Octahedron.
I'm sure it's better this way
I'm also sure Ramiel-kun would love to drill you! I hope all goes well
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Alright, I'm game. If I had to choose, it would probably have to be Ramiel, if made possible. But that nasty drill would have to remain stowed AT ALL TIMES. Second would be Israfel because twins. Third Zeruel's form after Rei is absorbed, for obvious reasons. Or does that not count?
Also, Rimozon Angel?
だから みんな 死んでしまえば いいのに... では, あなたは何故, ココにいるの? ...ココにいても, いいの?
"Cogito ergo sum." - Rene Descartes
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"Cogito ergo sum." - Rene Descartes
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Ah, gotcha. It does also turn into Rei and caress Eva-01 lovingly at one point....
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だから みんな 死んでしまえば いいのに... では, あなたは何故, ココにいるの? ...ココにいても, いいの?
"Cogito ergo sum." - Rene Descartes
"Men do not quit playing because they grow old; they grow old because they quit playing." - Oliver Wendell Holmes
Avatar: Asuka is superior. That is all.
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"Cogito ergo sum." - Rene Descartes
"Men do not quit playing because they grow old; they grow old because they quit playing." - Oliver Wendell Holmes
Avatar: Asuka is superior. That is all.
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Had I a core of my own to touch against the souls of the Almighty, and the giant size to withstand the passions that arise between behemoths, I would erotically couple with:
Yui-sama & Zeruel (threesome)
Kyoko-sama & Sachiel (threesome again)
How about, as an extension of the "no Kaworu and Rei" rule, you have to choose Angel lays in accordance with what they look like before they catch the Rei Virus.
Yui-sama & Zeruel (threesome)
Kyoko-sama & Sachiel (threesome again)
How about, as an extension of the "no Kaworu and Rei" rule, you have to choose Angel lays in accordance with what they look like before they catch the Rei Virus.
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