Maya Is Really Bad At Her Job
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- Warren Peace
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- Warren Peace
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Shinji: the intersection of cute and incompetent.
Rei: the intersection of cute and incompetent.
Asuka: the intersection of hot and incompetent.
Kensuke: the intersection of cute and incompetent.
Toji: the intersection of cute and unlucky.
Ritsuko: the intersection of cute and incompetent.
Kaji: the intersection of--er--dashing and incompetent.
Misato: the intersection of hot and incompetent.
Hikari: the intersection of cute and unremarkable.
Aoba: the intersection of cute and incompetent.
Makoto: the intersection of cute and incompetent.
Gendo: the intersection of sinister and incompetent.
Fuyutsuki: the intersection of wizened and incompetent.
Naoko: the intersection of fugly and yandere-wacko.
Keel: the intersection of ugly and incompetent.
Rest of SEELE: the intersection of old and incompetent.
Yui: psycho power-hungry bitch.
Everyone in NGE was incompetent, and everyone of any importance looked either cute or hot while they were at it. Yui seemed to be the only one who knew what she was doing AND managed to eke out some success, but she was insane like the rest of them anyway.
Point being, Maya is moe.
Merridian wrote:Shinji: the intersection of slut and incompetent.
Rei: the intersection of slut and incompetent.
Asuka: the intersection of slut and incompetent.
Kensuke: the intersection of slut and incompetent.
Toji: the intersection of slut and unlucky.
Ritsuko: the intersection of slut and incompetent.
Kaji: the intersection of slut and incompetent.
Misato: the intersection of slut and incompetent.
Hikari: the intersection of slut and unremarkable.
Aoba: the intersection of slut and incompetent.
Makoto: the intersection of slut and incompetent.
Gendo: the intersection of slut and incompetent.
Fuyutsuki: the intersection of slut and incompetent.
Naoko: the intersection of slut and yandere-wacko.
Keel: the intersection of slut and incompetent.
Rest of SEELE: the intersection of slut and incompetent.
Yui: psycho power-hungry slut.
Fixed for accuracy
Where is Kaoru? Guess it must be cute and incompetent?
I never thought I would come back to Evangelion after EoE,
But I discovered Re-Take (or it found me?) and
now here I am.
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Asuka FAN FOREVER
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But I discovered Re-Take (or it found me?) and
now here I am.
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Asuka FAN FOREVER
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In this case, at least he could have put him into MOE category like Maya
I never thought I would come back to Evangelion after EoE,
But I discovered Re-Take (or it found me?) and
now here I am.
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Asuka FAN FOREVER
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But I discovered Re-Take (or it found me?) and
now here I am.
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Asuka FAN FOREVER
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Agreed, untested autopilot in charge of a weapon of mass destruction is probably something worth second-guessing. It's not like they had much of an alternative really, but still worth taking a moment to point out that it could just as easily kill the angel as help it kill them. For what it's worth she also does get on the bandwagon with the decision being correct when Shinji has his tantrum.
A more interesting question, to me at least, is to ask why she has such trepidations in the first place. In ep11 she seems downright thrilled that the Magi actually run the city for the puppet government of the city council. Given that outlook I don't understand at all why she'd have such reservations about the dummy system that she's willing to stand up to both Ritsuko and Gendo in separate incidents about it; in fact I'd rather expect she'd be happy to see it do it's thing.
So the question is what is it about the dummy system that throws her off? I'm thinking the old "dummy plug contains a clone (or at least part of one)" idea might have more traction than it's usually given around here. And it can't just be a brainjar sort of situation, either... the magi have biological brains too.
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I'm amazed you took the time to go through them all and change them, Xard.
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