Maya Is Really Bad At Her Job

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Postby symbv » Tue Mar 22, 2011 9:56 am

View Original PostXard wrote:Unfortunately Shinji in beginning of EoE is closer to typical eva fan than Maya...


Watching Asuka on bed and then ....? That would do too... but that is not conscience though :wink:
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Postby Oz » Tue Mar 22, 2011 10:26 am

Only God knows. Maybe Maya did the same thing off-screen, but it was never stated explicitly.
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Postby Warren Peace » Tue Mar 22, 2011 10:29 am

Why do we have to be either of them? How about Hyuga? A relatively harmless nerd whose clumsy attempts at flirting with the hot chick get shot down over and over again. For God's sake, when I masturbate over someone, I at least make sure they're awake!

Which is why Maya is really bad at her job.

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Postby symbv » Tue Mar 22, 2011 10:40 am

View Original PostOz wrote:Only God knows. Maybe Maya did the same thing off-screen, but it was never stated explicitly.


Maybe yes maybe no, at least it was not shown.
But regardless of either, it has little to do with what I said about Maya being conscience of the watchers.
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Postby Oz » Tue Mar 22, 2011 10:50 am

My post was sarcastic. That Anno image is often used as the symbol of "fan speculation gone awfully wrong and insane". :lol:
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Postby NemZ » Tue Mar 22, 2011 11:00 am

Let's put this in perspective, people. This is a world-at-stake, unlimited budget project with 15 years start-up time... If Maya wasn't better at her job than just about everyone else they could have found she wouldn't have her job in the first place.

Oh, and one other thing... she does still comply despite her questioning of orders, and it apparently doesn't bother her enough to drive her to quit even after seeing the aftermath of that decision. It may not be military discipline but she's still a functioning cog in the great machine.
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Postby Warren Peace » Tue Mar 22, 2011 11:16 am

Maya is the more masculine version of Shinji. She didn't quit... because no one told her to!

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Postby gatotsu911 » Tue Mar 22, 2011 12:25 pm

View Original PostWarren Peace wrote:You obviously haven't read EOE's script. Anno wrote that little tidbit into the margins. In fact, "Nice going, Maya!" is a direct quote from that.

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Postby Warren Peace » Tue Mar 22, 2011 1:15 pm

I'm going to have to ask you to wait until you can legally drink. Man, woman or ?, I've never had any success without that equalizer.

Which is why Maya is really bad at her job.

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Postby Fireand'chutes77 » Tue Mar 22, 2011 7:34 pm

View Original PostWarren Peace wrote:Which is why Maya is really bad at her job.

I think we've started something awesome. :)

Looking over the three most recent thread titles all stacked on top of one another, I have to admit there's an odd, though oddly workable, rhythm/meter going on...

"Asuka is hot! / Rei is cold! / Maya is really bad at her job."
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Postby Merridian » Tue Mar 22, 2011 8:49 pm

Oh wait, this should have occurred to me sooner: Maya's the moeblob on NERV's payroll. Give her a clipboard and she's more moè than most of the characters from the last ten years combined. If she's really so terrible at her job, it's because she's a clumsy do-nothing that spouts "but, but, but!" every once in awhile just so other people can say "oh god that's so adorable" but then continue to ignore her for the important parts of the plot.

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Postby Jessemon » Tue Mar 22, 2011 10:28 pm

I got it! Maya HAS to be the one who questions everything, because otherwise she would would have had time to practice her coding, and episode 13 would have been significantly less dramatic.
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Postby gatotsu911 » Tue Mar 22, 2011 10:30 pm

View Original PostMerridian wrote:Give her a clipboard and she's more moè than most of the characters from the last ten years combined.

Why on Earth hasn't this been memed yet?

Character + Blush + Clipboard = Instant Moe
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Postby GAP » Tue Mar 22, 2011 10:45 pm

Maybe she wasn't cute enough?
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Postby FreakyFilmFan4ever » Tue Mar 22, 2011 10:56 pm

View Original PostGAP wrote:Maybe she wasn't cute enough?

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Postby GasmaskAvenger » Wed Mar 23, 2011 12:51 am

so you guys are suggesting that...Maya is an antagonist?


wow, you guys are about a year or so behind me, because I conceived that idea first (though my idea is very, very different altogether and is kinda a joke to begin with ;) )
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Postby Fireand'chutes77 » Wed Mar 23, 2011 8:55 am

View Original Postgatotsu911 wrote:Why on Earth hasn't this been memed yet?

Character + Blush + Clipboard = Instant Moe

Personally, I think she needs some white gloves and shiny glasses to really pull the whole thing together....
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Postby Merridian » Wed Mar 23, 2011 10:39 am

View Original Postgatotsu911 wrote:Character + Blush + Clipboard = Instant Moe
They're already part of the database, don't worry.
View Original PostFireand'chutes77 wrote:Personally, I think she needs some white gloves and shiny glasses to really pull the whole thing together....
They're part of the database as well, but adding glasses to Maya would have made it a bit too obvious.

I hope this turns into a "Maya is Kawaii Uguu~" thread.

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Postby Warren Peace » Wed Mar 23, 2011 11:10 am

Maya: the intersection of cute and incompetent. So glad Seele didn't know about her. After what they did to Ritsuko...

maybe I wish they had known about Maya, actually.

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Postby Xard » Wed Mar 23, 2011 11:13 am

Can we ban Warren Peace already for dissing the only decent human being in the series?


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