Postby Kendrix » Sun Dec 23, 2012 6:40 pm
He critizised the pronunciation of "Seele" ...and managed to twist it into a much more irrecognizeable shape. He got it EVEN MORE WRONG.
I nearly laughed out loud.
He couldn't even get "Bach" pronounced right. The classic "ch" as k-sound mistake (I admit its difficult, it's a sound English doesn't have, but...it's closer to the "h" in "enhance", in no way anywhere near k.) I don't think he should be going around snarking at people for the pronunciation of any German words...
Also, the original Japanese actually gets it pretty much right, other than the l/r issue.
(well, to be fair, Japanese is a bit closer to German in the "dry" pronunciation of the vowels)
I hate to say "He just doesn't get it", because, yeah, the way it sounds but all those minor questions about the organisations and Kaworu and stuff... Was he paying any attention at all? It sounds like he just wrote it off very early and didn't bother piecing the clues together.
It's pretty painful when he asks "Who threw the lance the Harpies were incapacitated" when the very next scene shows that they WEREN'T.
It's so ironic how he apparently likes GitS. Doesn't that have as much philosophic talk as EVA does? But apparently, that's not "pretentious" because Kusanagi kicks more ass? The point of GitS wasn't to be an action movie, either.
I mean, I was getting kinda hopeful when he noticed how Asuka's ego doesn't match her actual fighting skills, but he doesn't get that it's freakin intentional, it's a tragedy, it's the sad story a young girl shattering upon the hard rocks of reality and failing to bexcome a woman and all that.
It's like he's standing directly in front of the door where all the meaning will fall out and cover him in a cartoon-y fashion, but he fails to open it.
I can't believe he actually made me defend Asuka. His understanding couldn't get any more two-dimensional if he tried. I tried to take it with humor the first time, but... OUCH. He hurts my BRAIN!
Also, WTF that last soul-searching segment?
Is he really not aware of the irony?
"This show sucks because, ARRGh, whiny protagonist examinating his boring life story and daddy issues! Why am I even reviewing it? Argh, listen to my boring life story and Daddy issues..."
It's like the review itself turned into EoE.
I'm beginning to suspect the REAL reasons for his vicious hatred of Shinji.
But that still leaves the Asuka deal incomprehensible.I thought I'm supposed to be someone who dislikes her and doersn't think her excuse justifies her actions. But... the level this guy takes it to... no, just, no, that's so one dimensional and unfair and mysogynistic in general and...
No, just no!
Let's hope he never reviews the Rebuild Series. Especially not Q.
BTW: Did anyone else have an ad interrupting right after the "The truth is..."? Lol.
I wanted to try harvesting the rice
I wanted to hold Tsubame more
I wanted to stay together forever with the boy I like