EVA Merchandise That Doesn't Exist But Should

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Postby child of Lilith » Fri Feb 26, 2010 9:25 pm

Or they could just use that quote as is, considering it’s already in the show.
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Postby WellManicuredMan » Fri Feb 26, 2010 10:09 pm

AchtungAffen wrote:It's be great to go to church wearing that one.


That reminds me, a rosary with Lilith instead of Jesus would be deliciously sacrilegious.

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Postby konfunoodle » Thu Mar 04, 2010 3:42 pm

An Asuka doll with a string on her back and when you pull it she says, "I hate you! I hate you! I HATE YOU!". A real confidence booster.
I Would also like to see an Angel(or at least Gendo) used for a parade float. that would be cool to see floating through the city.
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Postby Allemann » Thu Mar 04, 2010 4:29 pm

Rei, Asuka, Misato, and Ritsuko plastic pussies. Molded from characters' vaginae, of course.

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Postby konfunoodle » Thu Mar 04, 2010 4:41 pm

Allemann wrote:Rei, Asuka, Misato, and Ritsuko plastic pussies. Molded from characters' vaginae, of course.

yay for legal JailBait!
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Postby soul.assassin » Tue Mar 09, 2010 6:56 am

Wonder if there was a mod kit for an airsoft USP (Tokyo-Marui variety) that has the NERV logo on the slide, just like the iron Misato is packing in the manga (it sure looks like an USP)?

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Postby Goubatsu » Sun Mar 14, 2010 1:29 am

There needs to be more Angels!

Like revoltech has all these Eva's but they have nothing to be hitting or shooting, so in my opinon the best thing they could make is some revoltech Angels, all of them would be nice ^_^

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Postby scarmullet » Sun Mar 14, 2010 10:42 am

A Neon Genesis Evangelion Arcade Cabinet or Pinball Machine

remember those toy cars you put on a track, pull the trigger and an electric current would drive the cars around the trick as per a small groove between the contacts? Have one of those, but with Evas. Misato's car would be a biggie.

Evangelion Halloween Costumes. I dont mean Asuka, Rei, and Shinji. I mean the Evas.

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a Talking Asuka sex doll, where if you do something wrong it screams "ANATA BAKA!" (Parts changeable with a Rei doll, and a Naru Narusegawa doll)

Eva Barbies (Giving a new meaning to Shinji not having balls)

A cameo in a video game series not relating to Mechs and post apocalyptia (My first idea was Fallout 3, but no)
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Postby WonderBug » Sun Mar 14, 2010 12:27 pm

Vibram Five Fingers with Unit-01/02's color scheme. I would so buy a second pair.

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Postby KaaVI » Mon Mar 15, 2010 7:15 am

i would very much like male breifs/boxerbreifs of kaworu's and Shinji's plugsuit.

i know boxershoerts of evangelion exist, but im not a boxer's guy
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Postby Sharaz Destler » Mon Mar 15, 2010 11:48 am

WonderBug wrote:Vibram Five Fingers with Unit-01/02's color scheme. I would so buy a second pair.


*whew* It's just a pair of shoes. Good. You had me worried for a moment there.
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Postby BGMLV » Tue Mar 16, 2010 1:48 pm

Find me stupid if you will but Shinji movable figure and the rest of them too. Also Mana ^_^
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Postby ran1 » Tue Mar 16, 2010 5:27 pm

Rei, Asuka, Misato, and Ritsuko plastic pussies. Molded from characters' vaginae, of course.


:clap:

I suppose this means that the fembots will have to get Gendo, Kaji, and Shinji sized dildos as well. Gendo being the large double-headed spiked one of course, Kaji the garden variety device, and Shinji's being the compelemetary tiny chode toy to replicate asian boyfriends.
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Postby Uriel Septim VII » Tue Mar 16, 2010 5:54 pm

Gendo's dildo should have its own white sleeve with a monocle and the testicles painted as if they are hands doing a Gendo pose.
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Postby Archon Eva » Sat Mar 20, 2010 9:03 am

View Original PostUriel Septim VII wrote:I want Games Workshop to adapt the franchise. It would have to be JSSDF, Seele, and Nerv pitted against each other, because one alien versus one EVA kills interest pretty fast on the tabletop.

I believe star wars warhammer has a better chance of happening. But yes it would be cool.
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Postby supershinjiasukashipper » Mon Mar 22, 2010 7:49 pm

View Original Postran1 wrote::clap:

I suppose this means that the fembots will have to get Gendo, Kaji, and Shinji sized dildos as well. Gendo being the large double-headed spiked one of course, Kaji the garden variety device, and Shinji's being the compelemetary tiny chode toy to replicate asian boyfriends.

Go one furthur, evangelion sex dolls. Of all the characters of course, for the ladies. I want a Misato. :toothy:

Or for the smaller chirldren, the Asuka Barbie doll, with a matching Shinji Ken doll.
I belive that sates the desires of one of our other users.
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Postby KaaVI » Wed Mar 24, 2010 1:51 am

View Original Postsupershinjiasukashipper wrote:Go one furthur, evangelion sex dolls. Of all the characters of course, for the ladies. I want a Misato. :toothy:

Or for the smaller chirldren, the Asuka Barbie doll, with a matching Shinji Ken doll.
I belive that sates the desires of one of our other users.


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Postby Allemann » Wed Mar 24, 2010 6:40 am

Tea biscuits made of Rei's tears. By tea I mean Ebisu.

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Postby SenorSquiid » Mon Apr 05, 2010 11:56 am

Kaworu Pez Dispenser.
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