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Postby Gendo'sPapa » Fri Jun 19, 2009 10:37 pm

Ever wondered what Rei tastes like? (Answer- Milk)

Or Asuka? (Answer- Strawberry)

And what kind of deliciousness would you get with the new girl Mari? (Answer- ...Raisin?)

Well now you can with flavored Evangelion Bread!

http://afufu.net/freewill/2009/06/evangelion-bread/

P.S. I think Kaworu's a bit confused cause he tastes of Chocolate.

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Postby backseatjesus » Fri Jun 19, 2009 10:44 pm

Why the hell would anyone want Bread that tastes like Milk? I can understand the others, but Milk? If I wanted to taste Milk, I'd drink it.

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Postby Orphan Of Darkness » Fri Jun 19, 2009 10:47 pm

Gendo'sPapa wrote:P.S. I think Kaworu's a bit confused cause he tastes of Chocolate.


:jiggy:


Those are cool containers! If they are tin I might have to procure one.
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Postby Sailor Star Dust » Fri Jun 19, 2009 10:49 pm

Damn you gluten intolerance! :fistshake: Damn you!!!

Anyway, the containers are very cool, at any rate. (Chocolate Kaworu sounds yummy. ;_; Stupid gluten. And I bet somebody will take this out of context.)
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Postby backseatjesus » Fri Jun 19, 2009 10:55 pm

edit: I missed the point. Apparently Milk Bread is REGULAR bread. I've never heard it ever referred to as "Milk Bread".

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Postby SaltyJoe » Sat Jun 20, 2009 12:34 am

Raisin and Mari seems to fit. She will be raisin' a lot of things around the trousers of fanboysha. ha ha.

Shinji is "honey lemon"? Weird.

I wonder what a Gendo bread would taste like? "Spotted dick"?I'm on a roll.

Together, they taste like orange. Is that a reference to tanging before Instrumentality? Witty.

The ways they are milking the franchise never cease to amaze me.


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Postby Otakon 08 Ikari » Sat Jun 20, 2009 12:40 am

I can't wait to taste them all, I will finally know what Rei taste like and I can stop biting my cosplay friend.
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Postby Mr. Tines » Sat Jun 20, 2009 2:09 am

A distinct lack of salty milk and coins in this thread :devil:
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Postby Hunter21 » Sat Jun 20, 2009 7:02 am

:facepalm:
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Postby master_lloyd » Sat Jun 20, 2009 7:03 am

I likes my women how I likes my bread.

Full of yeast.

Damn you Tines for getting there before me!
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Postby Joseph the PRPD » Sat Jun 20, 2009 7:46 am

Misato would taste like a bottle of Jack Daniels.
Ritsuko would taste like a pack of cigarettes.
Maya would taste like... syrup?

Sailor Star Dust wrote:Chocolate Kaworu sounds yummy. ;_;


This saddens me.
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Postby master_lloyd » Sat Jun 20, 2009 8:10 am

Joseph the PRPD wrote:Maya would taste like... syrup?


Vomit. Maya would taste like vomit.
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Postby Timstuff » Sat Jun 20, 2009 10:53 am

Misato would taste like beer and Tabasco
Ritsuko taste like cigarettes (agreeing with ThePRPD)
Maya would taste like extra virgin olive oil
Gendo would taste like horseradish because he's powerful and cruel, and salt from the tears of all the misery he's caused
Keel would taste like various old man creams and ointments
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Postby Gendo'sPapa » Sat Jun 20, 2009 11:43 am

Misato- Tastes of beer and instant noodles mixed with other microwaveable crap.
Kaji- Tastes of...melons?
Ritsuko- Cigarettes & Coffee, great for a college budget
Gendo- Tastes of .... um.... liver & onions?
Fuytusuki- Tastes of prunes
Maya- Tastes of sugar. Really sweet
Toji- Tastes like a sweaty jockstrap
Kensuke- Tastes of failure
Hiakri- Caramel. Now there's a sweetie
Yui- Tastes of blood.
Hyuga- Lick your keyboard. That's the taste.
Aoba- Tastes of Old Spice

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Postby Joseph the PRPD » Sat Jun 20, 2009 11:48 am

Timstuff wrote:Keel would taste like various old man creams and ointments


No. He would taste like WD-40.

and Hyuga would taste like TANG.
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Postby Timstuff » Sat Jun 20, 2009 12:25 pm

Oddly enough, the bread with all the characters on the can is orange flavored, and so is Tang. Symbolism!
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Postby Joseph the PRPD » Sat Jun 20, 2009 1:39 pm

Except in Rebuild tang is no longer existent. It is now Hawaiian Punch.
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Postby Axell » Sat Jun 20, 2009 2:21 pm

and i thought canned bread was already ridiculous

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Postby PuppetChaos » Sat Jun 20, 2009 4:13 pm

And I thought Rei Doritos were absurd.

Except in Rebuild tang is no longer existent. It is now Hawaiian Punch.


But it's orange-flavored Hawaiian Punch.
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