Fig thread #0 [old stuff merged]

[Mr. Tines]

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[BobBQ]

You need to visit that board to truly understand

I was referring to official Gainax releases, but I see your point.

[felineki]

There are several official Gainax releases that trump the Shito XX line in terms of "tastelessness", like "Stripping Instrumentality Project" and such.

[NAveryW]

Compared to a lot of the other Evangelion-inspired stuff out there, this is very tame.

Like..?

This, for example. Yeah, it's official by Gainax. Yeah, masturbinate to this and you're as bad as Shinji.

[BrikHaus]

google translator!

is our Oxymoron of the Day.

Forget about Japanese, the stuff that Google Translator comes up with should be considered the new "Moonspeak."

[Gendo'sPapa]

So we've seen countless toys marketing the kids?
Especially Rei and Asuka who in classic Hentai Otaku style are not only the most sexualized and objectified female characters in teh show but are also the youngest.

And now they're turning every angel into a Rei Lookalike.

I just have to wonder. Someone should know and with countless thousands Eva merchandise existing I can't imagine it hasn't been done yet.

But are there any figures of Ritsuko or Misato in a plugsuit?

It seems like such an obvious way to milk the series.

[Gendo'sPapa]

You know, maybe my minds just dirty but when I was reading over this topic for like 8 posts I read- Fuck-Me-BOOBS. Not boots.

Thing is she has both.

[Ornette]

But are there any figures of Ritsuko or Misato in a plugsuit?

It seems like such an obvious way to milk the series.

I've seen plenty of Misato figures, there was even one with her in a skin-tight black jumpsuit unzipping it, and her chest is soft.

[Reichu]

Fuck Me Boots is a real expression.

[NAveryW]

You know, maybe my minds just dirty but when I was reading over this topic for like 8 posts I read- Fuck-Me-BOOBS. Not boots.

Thing is she has both.

Huh. Come to think of it...

My previous girlfriend had some fuck-me boobs, and they worked every time. :twisted:

Fixed.

[reagen]

I like it...

[Gendo'sPapa]

So no proof of a Misato and Ritsuko in plugsuits? I've seen a good amount of pervy Misato figures (no Ritsu ones though- gosh people don't warm to her character....I always made a comparison of Ritsu as a grown up Rei- that would Misato an Asuka and Kaji oddly enough is what I feel Shinji could grow up to become when his nuts drop).

There's got to be a Misato and Ritsuko plugsuit figure. It's just so obvious! Hell I mean everyones seen the Kensuke and Hikari plugsuits so what colors would the ladies ahve?

Speaking of which....I don't buy any of these figures but I think I'd be tempted to buy a "Maya in a Plugsuit" figure.....

Let me repeat....


Maya In a Plugsuit...

Drooool

[Good_Noodle]

no Ritsu ones though- gosh people don't warm to her character...

But those black eyebrows on her blond-dyed head look so... bushy! And Fierce! And... wahhh, they totally creep out out! Besides, Ritsuko will never shake off the curse of her lab coat, even in the freaking gos2 and isik mangas (she becomes the school nurse >.<).

And we all know lab coats = fail. Sorry for any sciency-types around here.

As for other characters in plugsuits, I imagine it would be a bit difficult to come up with a good new plugsuit design for these characters. And if you don't have new designs, most fans would probably pass them off has rip-offs of Asuka/Rei figures with Misato/ritsuko heads pasted on them.

Then again, Eva otakus would buy ANYTHING.

[Good_Noodle]

This, for example. Yeah, it's official by Gainax. Yeah, masturbinate to this and you're as bad as Shinji.

Cut Shinji some slack, he's only human...

[NAveryW]

This, for example. Yeah, it's official by Gainax. Yeah, masturbinate to this and you're as bad as Shinji.

Cut Shinji some slack, he's only human...

Are you implying you just masturbinated to that toy? :(

[C4]

Are you implying you just masturbinated to that toy? :(

Can you really say it wasn't asking for it?

[Good_Noodle]

Are you implying you just masturbinated to that toy? :(

People have masturbated to things much lower than that. Tee-hee! :oops:

[NAveryW]

People have masturbated to things much lower than that.

...Like phorn?

[Gendo'sPapa]

Weh....

These figures must be selling like crazy. I don't know if anyones pointing this out but there's TWO NEW SERIES of these Angel Hotties in the future.

They're going for extreme KAWAII with the thrid series- ANGEL-XX: NANO
Basically chibi Angels (could this be part of that Chibi Eva we've heard of).

Here's their designs for:

Lilith/Rei: http://www.gainax.co.jp/goods/angel_xx/02nano.html
ahh she's adorable

Zeurel: http://www.gainax.co.jp/goods/angel_xx/14nano.html
now I'm getting a bit creeped out. how young do Japanese like their girls-er-women?

Sachiel/Rei Cosplaying: http://www.gainax.co.jp/goods/angel_xx/03nano.html
She's rahter developed for being so tiny....

and then looking at the top of the page listing these three series there's a fourth marked- ?


So what kind of pervy angels can we expect in the future? They seem to covering their bases pretty well going from adult (or as adult as 14 can get....errr) down to chibi and super-deformed.
Perhaps Rei as every Eva? A male centered series?
Hell maybe just make the giant blowup Reiangel dolls.

OnlyGainax and the bottom of otaku's wallets will know

[Sailor Star Dust]

I pointed out that page somewhere on here, but yeah.


Anything to get Ushii-san nice and fat, right? :roll: