Postby MugwumpHasNoLiver » Sun Oct 28, 2012 4:23 am
I'm only posting the following photos because I am very, very drunk. I was, however, apparently sober when I did the makeup, so that part of the following atrocity is inexcusable.
Can you guess which one of these lovely women is me?
Here I am slutting it up before leaving the house.
Oh, and before I forget, that is a lovely photo, Mr. Tines.
I hope you all have pleasant dreams not falling asleep tonight, what with you being haunted by the grotesque visage of my affront to femininity itself.
(I swear to God, most days I'm a reasonably attractive man and not a vile she-beast.)
"Now, from Nature we obtain abundant information about ourselves, and precious little about others. About the woman you clasp in your arms, can you say with certainty that she does not feign pleasure? About the woman you mistreat, are you quite sure that from abuse she does not derive some obscure and lascivious satisfaction? Let us confine ourselves to simple evidence: through thoughtfulness, gentleness, concern for the feelings of others we saddle our own pleasure with restrictions, and make this sacrifice to obtain a doubtful result." -The Divine Marquis
"I agree Hans, but we have talked about those anal fisting analogies." -Werner Herzog