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Your Dirtiest EVA thoughts...

Postby Shogo-Kun » Mon Oct 04, 2010 11:11 am

I'm gonna be blunt. WHAT IS YOUR DIRTIEST EVA-RELATED THOUGHT?

My dirtiest was a fantasy involving Shinji gettin' man-raped by Shogoki... and the two are enjoying it!

Second dirtiest: probably Gendo giving Shinji a blow-job.

I HAVE THE MIND OF A CHILD!!! :fap:
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Postby Xard » Mon Oct 04, 2010 11:18 am

uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
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Postby The Eva Monkey » Mon Oct 04, 2010 11:32 am

Probably a three way with Kaworu, Asuka, and Shinjiko.
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Postby Shogo-Kun » Mon Oct 04, 2010 11:33 am

THAT would be quite steamy...
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Postby InstrumentalityOne » Mon Oct 04, 2010 11:40 am

Giant Gendo fucking Evangelion Shögoki´s entry plug hole screaming:"YUI!YUI!YUI!".
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Re: Your Dirtiest EVA thoughts...

Postby esselfortium » Mon Oct 04, 2010 12:18 pm

View Original PostShogo-Kun wrote:I'm gonna be blunt. WHAT IS YOUR DIRTIEST EVA-RELATED THOUGHT?

My dirtiest was a fantasy involving Shinji gettin' man-raped by Shogoki... and the two are enjoying it!

Second dirtiest: probably Gendo giving Shinji a blow-job.

I HAVE THE MIND OF A CHILD!!! :fap:


Punching Shogo-kun through the internet.

Also, have you read Adam Kadmon's "The Second Other," per chance?
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Postby Sailor Star Dust » Mon Oct 04, 2010 1:03 pm

View Original PostThe Eva Monkey wrote:Probably a three way with Kaworu, Asuka, and Shinji.


Fixed that for you.

Alternately, Misato/Asuka/Shinji. :misato_service: (Rei can have dibs on Kaworu in this case.)

Oddly enough the age of consent in Japan is 14 though it depends on the area, which renders most AS 18 or so anyway. But these are fictional
characters so...yeah. (Although I'm reminded of this one joke where some doujinshi-character asked if fictional characters are protected under the law, does that mean they have voting rights, too. :smirk: )
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Postby The Eva Monkey » Mon Oct 04, 2010 1:19 pm

View Original PostSailor Star Dust wrote:Fixed that for you.

Uhh... No... No, you didn't.
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Re: Your Dirtiest EVA thoughts...

Postby Shogo-Kun » Mon Oct 04, 2010 1:22 pm

View Original Postesselfortium wrote:Punching Shogo-kun through the internet.


OOOWWWW! What was that for?

View Original Postesselfortium wrote:Also, have you read Adam Kadmon's "The Second Other," per chance?


No, and based on that last action you took at me, I probably never will.
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Postby Sachi » Mon Oct 04, 2010 2:22 pm

I can't think of any dirty thoughts that I've had about Eva, but half the doujinshi I've come across over the years can probably fill in for dirty thoughts.
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Re: Your Dirtiest EVA thoughts...

Postby InstrumentalityOne » Mon Oct 04, 2010 3:05 pm

View Original PostShogo-Kun wrote:No, and based on that last action you took at me, I probably never will.


Adam Kadmon fanfics are famous for it´s graphic portrayals/descriptions and sick fetish stuff.
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Postby DevRei17 » Mon Oct 04, 2010 3:35 pm

Rei and Misato with Double-D breasts are tied to a bed. A penis sticks out from under Misato's skirt but the penis tip is Gendo's head. Meanwhile, Chubby Gummy and Captain Crunch are masterbating and crying to Rei and Misato. (Thanks for the mental image ANN!)
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Postby TehDonutKing » Mon Oct 04, 2010 5:02 pm

Gendo giving Ritsuko a blowjob.
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Re: Your Dirtiest EVA thoughts...

Postby soda7777777 » Mon Oct 04, 2010 5:43 pm

View Original Postesselfortium wrote:Punching Shogo-kun through the internet.

This.
But seriously, I try to avoid weird thoughts for stuff I like. If I ever saw any of the NGE hentai, well I think that might ruin the show for me.
Also, this thread is gonna turn into that.
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Postby Uriel Septim VII » Mon Oct 04, 2010 6:08 pm

Rei's head forming from the half dismembered head of a mentally deformed biomech and then impaling herself with a spear while making orgasmic--


WAIT.
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Postby ran1 » Mon Oct 04, 2010 6:48 pm

Making sweet love to Misato with Marvin Gaye's Let's Get it On blaring in the background in a cheap Tokyo love hotel.

It was while daydreaming, so to be quite honest I THINK it was Misato. It might have very well been the Korean girl who lives upstairs, so take it for what it's worth. They have similar body types.
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Postby Dirty Mick » Mon Oct 04, 2010 7:06 pm

I think it was along the lines of:

Antie Rei-Rei wants to play a game.

What are you doing, Ayanami?! NOOOOO!!! *girly scream*

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Shinji's been reading AxS doujinshi again...

Postby Killer Bee » Mon Oct 04, 2010 7:17 pm

Shinji jerking off to Asuka's unconscious--

WAIT.
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Postby Merridian » Mon Oct 04, 2010 8:09 pm

Gendo experiencing the bliss of vore through Unit-01's enormous mouth. Shinji beating himself into a madness while staring at the bloody entrails of the decomposing Rei clones. Ritsuko carrying back a charred Rei body for closer inspection. Hikari gettin it on with a comatose, limbless Toji in the hospital. Fuyutsuki keeping a closet full of Reis that he uses and discards for personal pleasure, filled with self-loathing and despair but unable to stop. Gendo, Misato, and a jar of mayonnaise. Kaji and his melons. Lettuce, tomato, and Maya, drooling all over the brain-cables of the Magi while Ritsuko licks her mama's legacy. Five-way between the bridge bunnies, brain-dead Asuka, and the sinister chibi-Unit-03. Zeruel getting raped by Yui wearing an Eva-sized strap-on. Sachiel NTR. etc etc etc

I'm sure there are doujin for all of those, actually.
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Postby Fireball » Mon Oct 04, 2010 8:57 pm

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