Would you get inside an Evangelion if given the chance?

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Postby Asuka Langley » Tue Jul 13, 2004 11:01 pm

cain luppus wrote:Wusses, why worry about pain when you can sqaush anything with barely a thought?

And it would also be a little difficult to concentrate, what with an Angel attacking you and all.
Remember, they have AT Fields. So if your first move is miscalculated, you're in a little bit of a jam.
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Postby Grip_Tight_Thin » Tue Jul 13, 2004 11:52 pm

...splosions


I think that answers that

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Postby secondson » Wed Jul 14, 2004 9:14 pm

So, being inside an Eva would differ from being inside any other living organism how? It wouldn't - it's no different than the womb...and other, more intimate places *cough* we sometimes find ourselves in *cough* from time to time...

*cough*

Um, yeah.

So, in that respect, I probably would climb up in one o' them units and have a crack at piloting. Realistically, though, probably not - although the massive egotrip is reason enough to consider it, I can't even drive a car without having a complete mental collapse. So, no, I guess I wouldn't get inside an Eva if given the chance :)
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Postby sadsadshinji » Wed Jul 14, 2004 9:33 pm

but dont you have your own AT field?

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Postby Olin of Xephon » Sun Jul 18, 2004 12:41 am

The Pros and Cons of riding in a Evangelion.

Cons:

1. LcL: Floods the cockpit, makes you feel like your drowning.
Makes you want to barf.(wether or not your a boy)
Smells like blood. (or the last person who was in it)

2. Angels: Expose you to pyschological damage you've never fely before!
You feel everything said angel does to Evas body.
Risk of death or permanent damage 99.6%

3. Eva's soul: Having your dead mother (or Shinjis') Come back to haunt
you.

4. Entry plug: Getting trapped inside Said plug. Slowly drowning in
gallons of Eva blood (see Con 1)
Plug ejection could damage your body.
Some chance of Eva becoming possessed and having your
former best friend crush the plug with you inside it.
Achiveing a 400% synch with Eva reducing your body to
primordial soup.

5. Plug suits: Those have got to be uncomfortable.
Not to mention embarrasing

6. Tests: Start up Test: high chance of Eva going berserk and
attacking everyone in the cage.
before a forced ejection of the entry plug (if your lucky)

Harmonics Test: Sitting in Evangelion for hours,
concentrating, hoping your score is high enough.
(sounds like school)

And of course, the Naked Harmonics Test!


Pros:

1. You get to pilot a Eva!



Looking at the facts, I'd have to say I'd try it!
Maybe just a live test, like in episode 3, so I can just feel like I'm saving the universe, without all the annoying drawbacks.

Come on! Who wouldn't want to pilot one just once!
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Postby sadsadshinji » Mon Jul 19, 2004 2:02 am

ahhh...but the naked harminocs test is the best...you get to stare at your female co-pilots....
i agree with the rest...
however more should be added to the pro's list: you pilot with two really hot girls...you live with one of these really hot girls...

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Postby Asuka Langley » Mon Jul 19, 2004 2:30 am

Reading some of these posts makes me realize why Asuka is so bitter towards perverted guys ...

Anyways, I'd still think that piloting for the benefit of the human race (or so that's what the pilots are told) would be enough motivation for me. That, and being able to rub it in the faces of all those Kensuke type fanboys.
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Postby sadsadshinji » Mon Jul 19, 2004 2:51 am

just trying to fit in with what others are saying...i really dont think that way...
when i think about it...the reason i would want to pilot eva would be for power...i dont know why i want power but its something i seem to always be attracted by...why the hell am i saying this?...oh well...

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Postby Asuka Langley » Mon Jul 19, 2004 3:21 am

LoL Power and bragging rights.
There's always an anti-hero motive behind certain things.

So far people have been stating somewhat normal reasons.
I can admit that I'd definately have selfish intentions when it came to piloting.
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Postby sadsadshinji » Mon Jul 19, 2004 3:40 am

we all are, after all, human
as for deeper reasons, if being a pilot also includes losing your mom... being able to say hi to your mom again and whenever you are in the eva?

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Postby Asuka Langley » Mon Jul 19, 2004 3:47 am

Hah, I never thought about that.
Of course we'd not have the knowledge of that when we first got in there... and thinking your dead mother was in your Eva would sound a little loopy.

I'm quite sure that would be the only freak out factor for me.
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Postby sadsadshinji » Mon Jul 19, 2004 4:44 am

but hypothetically we would be needy depressed teenagers...

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Postby Asuka Langley » Mon Jul 19, 2004 1:48 pm

Well, true. But I'm sure everyone's been there at some point in their life.
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Postby Olin of Xephon » Mon Jul 19, 2004 10:02 pm

Well, true. But I'm sure everyone's been there at some point in their life.


Good point, Asuka Langley, and yeah, Asuka's got a right to beat up on all those perverted types. We are just going to keep looking though.

ahhh...but the naked harminocs test is the best...you get to stare at your female co-pilots....
i agree with the rest...
however more should be added to the pro's list: you pilot with two really hot girls...you live with one of these really hot girls...


VERY good points sad sad Shinji, but assume they make you walk out first?
and not every pilot ended up with a hot babe in his house, or as his guardian. Poor Touji.

And isn't there a chance they shove you into a old run down apartment?(Rei)
Or in one of those tiny little rooms like Kaoru?

Now if you had Shinji's luck and ended up with all those perks, the Cons start to seem worth don't they? :D
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Postby Asuka Langley » Mon Jul 19, 2004 10:18 pm

Okay, in looking at it the way you guys are looking at it, this is rather short handed on the girl's point of view.

Judging by either of the female pilots, I'd;

A) Get stuck in an incredibly drab, disgusting appartment, in some rapists neighborhood.
or
B) Get stuck living with a heavy drinker, her pet bird, a shy little boy, and a really stubborn, crazy, girl.

In piloting, I'd have some curious little boy checking me out in a skin tight suit... and since the male plugsuits are designed a little differently, there is nothing that I would be able to appreciate...

So there would be no real compensation for my 'piloting efforts'. :|
Come to think of it, the girls probably would be the only perks of the job. :lol:

Of course I'm kidding around about that last part... mostly. And yes, I did just note most of the negatives for comparison purposes.
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Postby ShoKenju » Mon Jul 19, 2004 10:26 pm

well Asuka, you could live with Gendo, God knows he needs a woman ^_~




another pro, the fact that an eva is the beacon of the apocalypse



and you could go on a rampage and kill stuff
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Postby Asuka Langley » Mon Jul 19, 2004 10:53 pm

Actually, I think I'd completely decline that offer and CHOOSE to live in the rapist neighborhood.

That's sad. The boys get all the advantages. Hmph.

The most annoying con would be the berserk thing. But then that would only go for whoever's piloting Unit-01
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Postby sadsadshinji » Tue Jul 20, 2004 4:39 am

yup...go pyscho and land in a cranial hospital....smelling like lcl...

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Postby Karma Burn » Tue Jul 20, 2004 8:08 am

And of course, the Naked Harmonics Test!

No big deal! I've got nothing to hide. In fact, I can barely hide it anyways! Hahaha. No...no, what am I saying, I don't have a strong enough AT field to go through something like that. I'd be shouting at anyone who looked at me in a funny way.

I don't see a problem with 400% synch. You would get to be a god!

Frankly, I don't care about the cons. I get to pilot an eva! In the end thats what matters. And, of course, there's that whole saving the world part which would be pretty cool.

I could use the eva to release all of my inner strife and turmoil on the angels. I'd show them what a real berserk eva looks like. That'll show 'em not to come to earth and start fucking around!
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Postby ShoKenju » Tue Jul 20, 2004 8:16 am

personally ive got a big enough at field to push just about anybody away ^_^
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