Which Eva character do you want to go out with?

Postby **NemZ** » Wed Mar 25, 2009 10:24 am

Jedi_Master wrote:Yui? Cute yes, but she's Shinji's mother, meaning she had sex with Gendo. Would you want to dip your pen into that inkwell after knowing who came before you?

Considering I think he's actually the victim in that situation... hell, maybe she'd grant you magnificent bastard powers as well.

master0rolando · Postby **master0rolando** » Wed Mar 25, 2009 5:38 pm

see sig...

(when shes older of course...) remember...14 in bed...30 in prison...

Postby **Mr. Tines** » Wed Mar 25, 2009 5:53 pm

Jedi_Master wrote:I think Dr. Akagi would be a cold and mean fuck once you got her into bed; probably spend half the time analyzing your synch rate.

It's interesting what people see in the mirror of Eva -- I'd expect her to need to switch all her analytic ratiocination off to perform, at which point the phrase "like a tiger" comes to mind.

Jedi_Master wrote:Maya: too timid.

She doesn't seem that way when she's humping Ritsuko's knee on the Command Center floor.

Postby **NemZ** » Wed Mar 25, 2009 6:31 pm

Mr. Tines wrote:
Jedi_Master wrote:Maya: too timid.

She doesn't seem that way when she's humping Ritsuko's knee on the Command Center floor.

Timid? She's one of the more straightforward characters in the show.

Duke · Postby **Duke** » Wed Mar 25, 2009 9:52 pm

Asuka, Rei, Hikari.

It's okay for me, because I am their age, unlike you freaky pedophiles.

lol.

But I would be so bad at asking anyone out.

I would end up on msn "hao ask girl out?"

Joseph the PRPD · Postby **Joseph the PRPD** » Thu Mar 26, 2009 5:37 am

Holy Diver wrote:
Sailor Star Dust wrote:In other words, Yui?

But with blue hair, pale skin, red eyes, and emotionless.
Silent also which is great when having conversation.

Fixed.

master0rolando · Postby **master0rolando** » Fri Mar 27, 2009 4:28 am

what about the new girl?

Postby **NemZ** » Fri Mar 27, 2009 6:32 am

Mari, whom we know almost nothing about other that how she looks?

Gee, shallow much?

Postby **BobBQ** » Fri Mar 27, 2009 10:02 am

It's just what the fapboys want - a character with even less personality than Rei!

master0rolando · Postby **master0rolando** » Fri Mar 27, 2009 12:08 pm

NemZ wrote:Mari, whom we know almost nothing about other that how she looks?

Gee, shallow much?

no...im just wondering if anyone knows what she's like...

Baz · Postby **Baz** » Fri Mar 27, 2009 12:24 pm

master0rolando wrote:no...im just wondering if anyone knows what she's like...

I've heard that she's easy. So go for it, dude! And then tell us what you've learned.

Destinii Haruya · Postby **Destinii Haruya** » Mon Mar 30, 2009 12:40 pm

Kaworu or Rei. I'm 13, so no fear of being a shota/lolicon. Although it unnerves me that right now, in 2009, Rei and Kaworu are eight. So maybe I am a shota/lolicon. D: And Rei's straight, so she wouldn't be bothered with a girl, and Kaworu's gay so he wouldn't be either. TwT

Postby **Mr. Tines** » Mon Mar 30, 2009 12:44 pm

Destinii Haruya wrote:right now, in 2009, Rei and Kaworu are eight.

Kaworu's 8th birthday according to offical records is still some months into the future; and Rei is rather newer than that (despite what it might say in her file, she can't be more than about 10 in 2015).

master0rolando · Postby **master0rolando** » Tue Mar 31, 2009 4:31 am

Baz wrote:
master0rolando wrote:no...im just wondering if anyone knows what she's like...

I've heard that she's easy. So go for it, dude! And then tell us what you've learned.

okay...im back...
she likes long walks on the beach...slow jazz music...a surprise egg breakfast in the morning...and a man who can make her laugh

she also does this thing with chocolate syrup but i promised her i wouldn't go into detail...

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