Which Angel Abilities Would You Want?

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Postby Mad » Mon Feb 15, 2010 5:47 pm

I want 1.0 Ramiel's super lasers and Adam's ability to ragequit and cause second impact.
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Postby konfunoodle » Tue Feb 16, 2010 10:47 am

I would like the ability to mind rape people or be a super human like Tabris. Though having zureul(sp) powers would be legit.
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Postby jim_loves_randy » Wed Feb 17, 2010 3:04 pm

a question for the people who want mind rape: who would you use that ability on in real life?
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Postby ran1 » Wed Feb 17, 2010 3:30 pm

a question for the people who want mind rape: who would you use that ability on in real life?


ex-girlfriends.
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Postby Xard » Wed Feb 17, 2010 3:31 pm

I guess some people here needs to listen to Elvis Costello...

anyway, Kaworuesque AT Field would be pretty badass
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Postby planet news » Wed Feb 17, 2010 8:57 pm

Does mind rape have to be "rape"? Or can it just be a gentle "exploration"? Are tentacles mandatory? Can this be done "discretely"?

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Postby Reichu » Wed Feb 17, 2010 9:50 pm

Mad wrote:I want ... Adam's ability to ragequit and cause second impact.

Side effects may include exploding and transgressing into an embryo -- at the same time.

planetnews wrote:Does mind rape have to be "rape"? Or can it just be a gentle "exploration"? Are tentacles mandatory? Can this be done "discretely"?

(A) No, if done within the confines of a loving, consentual relationship!
(B) "Tentacle" can be replaced with "overwhelming shaft of light", or whichever suggestively penetrative medium strikes your fancy.
(C) Ask computer hackers about this one.
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Postby konfunoodle » Thu Feb 18, 2010 11:06 am

jim_loves_randy wrote:a question for the people who want mind rape: who would you use that ability on in real life?

Many a people. Ex-Bosses, World Leaders, and people that arguably need their ego shattered. This ability, I would say, would help me understand the human psyche.
I would do it to myself to make me a better person, but ya I know, i would probably be traumatized for life after learning how ugly the truth can be.
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Postby child of Lilith » Thu Feb 18, 2010 1:13 pm

I don’t know if I’d ever want to use the power to rape minds, but I would like to use it to understand other people better.
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Postby MugwumpHasNoLiver » Tue Feb 23, 2010 6:45 am

Well, it's like they say, you can't rape the willing. By that I mean if I had mind rape powers I would become a psychoanalyst and revolutionize the field with my revolutionary hands on* approach.

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**I think I'm implying that I'm going to lay eggs in their brain somehow, but don't quote me on that
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Postby chann » Tue Feb 23, 2010 7:03 am

Forget mind raping; I'd rather just have the power to project the "Hallelujah" chorus at will.
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Postby CyberXIII » Tue Feb 23, 2010 8:44 am

I'd like Tabris's super AT Field, Zeruel's beam cannon, and Ramiel's shapeshifting power.
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Postby Uriel Septim VII » Tue Feb 23, 2010 2:12 pm

Armisael is the closest you can come to tentacle rape.
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Postby supershinjiasukashipper » Wed Feb 24, 2010 6:22 pm

who needs angel abilities, i have my own special abilitym, the giglow beam. :naughty: one sexy glance and the ladies are mine! :toothy:
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id have to say sachiels regeneration and laserbeams. both make a handy package.
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Postby Fyrstorm » Sat Sep 26, 2015 4:17 am

Israfel's dual splitting, and... Bardiel's stretchiness. Ultimate laziness combo is go!
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