How would the characters in NGE fare in a zombie apocalyse?

[Themaninblack]

Dude, they got evas


Evas > zombies

Zombies > Evas.

Hulk smash open Evangelion Unit 02 and eat puny Asuka..or just take a bite out of the Evangelion and make it into a zombie.

Iron Man and Captain Maverl can fight Unit-00

And THOR can knock down Shinji's ass any day of the week

[Great Genius Shinji-Sama]

There are no superheroes in NGE.

[Sachi]

There are no superheroes in NGE.

Neither are there zombies. So your point is pointless.

[Xard]

superheroes are lame

Evas > superheroes

[CyberXIII]

There are no heroes in NGE.

Fixed.

[supershinjiasukashipper]

next matter of bussiness, what would the NGE characters be as characters in 300? go!

Dead?

Depends on if they have access to modern tech or not. If not the persians kill them, if they do the persians all die.

But then again if Kaworu or Rei after she learns to use her AT field are there they could kill the persians without modren tech. They just sneak into towna nd have Rei and kaworu expand their At fields at maximum streingth.

no mmodern to technology.

but remember theres also the fact Asuka is crazy and would kill a good few of them before they got her. Shinji would either die or defect to thhe persians, gendo dosn't seem to be the person to take commmands so leonidas might kill him for being insolent, ritsuko would make a catapult (shes smart like that.), Misato has military training so she would take a few before thhey got her, annd i don't give a f**k about the rest.

[Themaninblack]

superheroes are lame

Evas > superheroes

Wrong





Deadpool>>>>>Kamina>>>Cast of Evangelion

Also Machine Man, The God Damn Batman, Squirrel Girl, Spider-Man, Wonder Woman, ect

[Sachi]

but remember theres also the fact Asuka is crazy and would kill a good few of them before they got her.

Not even with a sword, spear or any other weapon in 300 would Asuka be able to take down a single Persian. She may have an aggressive nature, but that's just her personality.

[Vegeta 20XX]

Deadpool>>>>>Kamina>>>Cast of Evangelion

All that image proves is:

Shoryuken > Anything else

Of course, if we go by ST rules, the performer of the Shoryuken is vulnerable if the attack is blocked or it misses, so Shinji's c. MK can be canceled into his s. HP xx HK Cannon Spike for the dizzy, and then j. LP, s. HP, c. HK swoop xx Tiger Genocide for the win.

Now, back to the topic: If we take the PWM =/= DNA argument, then no Marvel zombie could zombify an Evangelion, though they COULD just eat it.

[supershinjiasukashipper]

but remember theres also the fact Asuka is crazy and would kill a good few of them before they got her.

Not even with a sword, spear or any other weapon in 300 would Asuka be able to take down a single Persian. She may have an aggressive nature, but that's just her personality.

thats arguable, not only is she crazy, she is german, those germans are fighters. are you some kind of Asuka hater?

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at the most all i think is she needs to be slapped in the face with shinjis d**k. both of them win!

[Natsuka_Chie]

but remember theres also the fact Asuka is crazy and would kill a good few of them before they got her.

Not even with a sword, spear or any other weapon in 300 would Asuka be able to take down a single Persian. She may have an aggressive nature, but that's just her personality.

thats arguable, not only is she crazy, she is german, those germans are fighters. are you some kind of Asuka hater?

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at the most all i think is she needs to be slapped in the face with shinjis d**k. both of them win!

I have a best friend who is German, and he isn't that much a fighter, also.. he quits a lot .

[Joseph the PRPD]

those germans are fighters

What makes you say that?

[Vegeta 20XX]

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at the most all i think is she needs to be slapped in the face with shinjis d**k. both of them win!

I really think that you just enjoy pushing Shinji Harem stuff on people in a really, really vulgar way ("We all know they did it after EoE" and "they fuck like jackrabbits", just two examples of "sex, sex, sex" posts). If Asuka needs to slapped with anything at all, it should be with the palm of someone's hand, for not listening to people - you don't just run at an Angel like that, dammit.

Anyway, on topic, since we were talking about NGE vs. Zombies, not whether or not Shinji should have sex with everyone and slap them with his dick, because no one wins in a dickslap - not even Shinji. I don't think that PWM can be zombified, else we might see Zombie Angels (I fail to see how that works on Ramiel, though). Though, if the pilots are zombies, it really doesn't matter, because they might be able to control the Evas anyway (assuming that their brains have minimal damage or decomposition).

[supershinjiasukashipper]

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at the most all i think is she needs to be slapped in the face with shinjis d**k. both of them win!

I really think that you just enjoy pushing Shinji Harem stuff on people in a really, really vulgar way ("We all know they did it after EoE" and "they fuck like jackrabbits", just two examples of "sex, sex, sex" posts). If Asuka needs to slapped with anything at all, it should be with the palm of someone's hand, for not listening to people - you don't just run at an Angel like that, dammit.

Anyway, on topic, since we were talking about NGE vs. Zombies, not whether or not Shinji should have sex with everyone and slap them with his dick, because no one wins in a dickslap - not even Shinji. I don't think that PWM can be zombified, else we might see Zombie Angels (I fail to see how that works on Ramiel, though). Though, if the pilots are zombies, it really doesn't matter, because they might be able to control the Evas anyway (assuming that their brains have minimal damage or decomposition).

trust me, Shinji d**kslapping Asuka would be full of win for everyone! (especially Shinji) and i don't support a Shinji harem, im a Shinji X Asuka fan.

on topic, i don't really think that PWM could be zombified, but on the other hand, if it was able to be infected, then the evas would have to really depend on their armor and thier AT field.

and on the topic of NGE characters in 300

those germans are fighters

What makes you say that?

experiance, my german friends are among the few who can match me in a fight with knives, and they can demolish me in a fist fight. they are tough, and were origanally compsed of warrior tribes of nomads, its in their blood.

[Xard]

superheroes are lame

Evas > superheroes

Wrong

Batman is awesome and Deadpool is basically /b/-incarnate.

Otherwise I just don't care much for them

[Ironfoot]

I'd be more worried about the Eva's themselves becoming zombies.

[supershinjiasukashipper]

I'd be more worried about the Eva's themselves becoming zombies.

we have been debating whether or not evas can be zombified. we have come to no conclusion as of yet.

[Defectron]

because no one wins in a dickslap - not even Shinji.

I think zombie hulk would win! Unless the zombification made it fall off...then I guess he wouldn't win.

Damn I guess if it was that kinda contest the zombies might lose. But then they would get pissed that they lost and eat everyone. That's right, the zombie STD's will make every country into a third world country! Then there will be no more dick slap contests!

on topic, i don't really think that PWM could be zombified, but on the other hand, if it was able to be infected, then the evas would have to really depend on their armor and thier AT field.

If it's the marvel zombies version, pretty much anything can get zombified.

[supershinjiasukashipper]

because no one wins in a dickslap - not even Shinji.

I think zombie hulk would win! Unless the zombification made it fall off...then I guess he wouldn't win.

Damn I guess if it was that kinda contest the zombies might lose. But then they would get pissed that they lost and eat everyone. That's right, the zombie STD's will make every country into a third world country! Then there will be no more dick slap contests!

on topic, i don't really think that PWM could be zombified, but on the other hand, if it was able to be infected, then the evas would have to really depend on their armor and thier AT field.

If it's the marvel zombies version, pretty much anything can get zombified.

dose that mean we have an answer?

[Joseph the PRPD]

on topic, i don't really think that PWM could be zombified, but on the other hand, if it was able to be infected, then the evas would have to really depend on their armor and thier AT field.

If it's the marvel zombies version, pretty much anything can get zombified.

Not really. Marvel Zombies 3 shows the robots can't really get zombiefied when Machineman goes into the Zombie-verse from the mainstream marvel universe.

experiance, my german friends are among the few who can match me in a fight with knives, and they can demolish me in a fist fight. they are tough, and were origanally compsed of warrior tribes of nomads, its in their blood.

I don't know what to say to this. Just sounds a tad ignorant... That's like saying [insert an example of some race doing something stereotypical because "it's in their blood" here].