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Postby Sammaeloo » Fri Aug 28, 2009 2:25 pm

When he's not working, being a badass, traveling, being a pimp, obsessing over Yui, acting creepy toward Rei, or ignoring his son, what do you think Gendo does in the little spare time he does have?

I think that he has a hand puppet set of Eva related stuff in his desk. When no one is around, and when he has spare time, he takes his gloves off, puts the puppets on, then re-inacts battles while trying to imitate the sounds of roars and weapons. That would be funny if Fuyutsuki came in the door to check on him without knocking, and Gendo quickly did the "Gendo Pose" with the puppets still on his hands.

What do you think he does?
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Postby Holy Diver » Fri Aug 28, 2009 2:40 pm

He probably just practices his pose in the mirror between meetings and Angel attacks.

Or, he watches old amateur sex tapes of him with Yui and just lets the magic happen.
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Postby Joseph the PRPD » Fri Aug 28, 2009 2:48 pm

Either in his desk with his trademark pose, soaking his feet in his trademark pose, studying the Reiquariam...

...or Gendo goes to the night club that is just south of Tokyo-3 and dances his ass off to xtc.


Now I want you all of you to picture Gendo dancing to it and let that image sink in. :gendo: :gendo_kimura:
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Postby Adekis » Fri Aug 28, 2009 3:06 pm

Oh, he'd definitely go to a dance club, but I don't know about XTC.
I think he'd dance to something a little more diabolical.
And besides that, I can only say he probably watches Death Note reruns.
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Postby ath » Fri Aug 28, 2009 3:30 pm

Adekis wrote:Oh, he'd definitely go to a dance club, but I don't know about XTC.

Well, it's in Japan, in a 2015 society stuck with '90s tape players, right? So it has to dance to some good and silly Eurobeat :D

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Postby NemZ » Fri Aug 28, 2009 4:06 pm

He plays Abraham Lincoln in civil war reenactments.

Seriously though, I have this mental image of Gendo as a bit of a beatnik in his off hours. Getting high with some top-quality opium or scotch, playing a little jazz or belting out some freeflow poetry slams. He probably reads a lot, but I suspect he's the sort to read the same few great books over and over rather than check out the latest bestsellers.
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Postby LiLi » Fri Aug 28, 2009 4:15 pm

He knits. :emogendo:
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Postby DatDude » Fri Aug 28, 2009 4:41 pm

One must understand the mind of gendo ikari. is he has to poop he thinks " would yui like it if i shit myself?" the answer being no he goes to the pot. He doesnt take time of its not in the sencario.

Though he might like star at the Rei tank or something creepy like that
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Postby Mr. Tines » Fri Aug 28, 2009 4:45 pm

Surely, Gendo's day off involves banging an Akagi woman until her ancestors cry for mercy.
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Postby schismatics » Fri Aug 28, 2009 4:58 pm

Mr. Tines wrote:Surely, Gendo's day off involves banging an Akagi woman until her ancestors cry for mercy.


:lol:

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Postby Mr. Tines » Fri Aug 28, 2009 6:22 pm

schismatics wrote:May I sig this??
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Postby backseatjesus » Fri Aug 28, 2009 7:00 pm

He's all up in that ass. Kaji's that is.

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Postby DatDude » Fri Aug 28, 2009 7:12 pm

Mr. Tines wrote:Surely, Gendo's day off involves banging an Akagi woman until her ancestors cry for mercy.


If this was the case Ritsuko wouldn't have complained about it when she truned on him. Face it Gendo = limp dick.
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Postby Captain_Morgan » Fri Aug 28, 2009 9:09 pm

Gendo never takes a day off from being a badass.

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Postby child of Lilith » Fri Aug 28, 2009 9:11 pm

I think Gendo probably doesn’t have much free time. He most likely keeps himself busy around the clock so he doesn’t have to focus on how miserable he is or on how much pain he’s causing his son and the other people around him, Gendo mite look like he’s made of stone but he most assuredly is not.

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Postby Captain_Morgan » Fri Aug 28, 2009 11:39 pm

child of Lilith wrote:I think Gendo probably doesn’t have much free time. He most likely keeps himself busy around the clock so he doesn’t have to focus on how miserable he is or on how much pain he’s causing his son and the other people around him, Gendo mite look like he’s made of stone but he most assuredly is not.


Or he's just badass.

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Postby Adekis » Sat Aug 29, 2009 12:03 am

child of Lilith wrote:pain he’s causing his son...
He thinks he only causes Shinji pain when he's around him, so that clearly isn't the case. And as for everyone else...
No, I think he really is made of stone.
Okay, this is what we've got so far: he would bang an Akagi woman so hard her ancestors beg for mercy, then go dancing, all the while avoiding Shinji. And being badass.
Any other takers?
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Postby Sammaeloo » Sat Aug 29, 2009 12:13 am

Adekis wrote:
child of Lilith wrote:pain he’s causing his son...
He thinks he only causes Shinji pain when he's around him, so that clearly isn't the case. And as for everyone else...
No, I think he really is made of stone.
Okay, this is what we've got so far: he would bang an Akagi woman so hard her ancestors beg for mercy, then go dancing, all the while avoiding Shinji. And being badass.
Any other takers?


You forgot self-performed puppet shows.

Also I wonder what he would do if he had a day off, but he had to go to an amusment park. Imagine him on a rollercoaster in "Gendo Pose" the whole time.
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Postby Adekis » Sat Aug 29, 2009 12:19 am

Sammaeloo wrote:You forgot self-performed puppet shows.

That's right, I totally did. Sorry. :toothy: (How could I forget something like that?)
Also I wonder what he would do if he had a day off, but he had to go to an amusment park. Imagine him on a rollercoaster in "Gendo Pose" the whole time.


Oh. My. God.
Not only does Gendo do that on his day off, now I'm going to do that.
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Postby NemZ » Sat Aug 29, 2009 12:28 am

Sammaeloo wrote:Also I wonder what he would do if he had a day off, but he had to go to an amusment park. Imagine him on a rollercoaster in "Gendo Pose" the whole time.


I see you read that fanfic too... ^_^
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