If the Angels were real, what would be your reaction?

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Postby Sammaeloo » Mon Oct 05, 2009 11:19 am

I'd make a catapult and toss melons at them. I'd be extra lucky and very, very confused if I managed to kill one with a watermelon.
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Postby DatDude » Mon Oct 05, 2009 11:21 am

I'd say shit I planed for zombies not this!
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Postby schismatics » Mon Oct 05, 2009 11:21 am

Sammaeloo wrote:I'd make a catapult and toss melons at them. I'd be extra lucky and very, very confused if I managed to kill one with a watermelon.


*image of Ramiel floating around with watermelons smeared all its side*

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Postby Soljer13 » Mon Oct 05, 2009 11:24 am

SPLAT!

Zeruel: IT BURNS! OH GOD IT BURNS! MOTHER/FATHER HELP ME!BLARRGH GURGLE GURGLE *Dies*
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Postby Evangelion__x » Tue Oct 06, 2009 12:50 am

DatDude wrote:I'd say shit I planed for zombies not this!


Sometimes I secretly wish for a zombie apocalypse. Just 'cause I know I'd be totally awesome and save all the stupid and woefully unprepared people from getting eaten.

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Postby GasmaskAvenger » Tue Oct 06, 2009 3:31 am

I'm not sure how I would react

Probably my mouth would drop if I saw one of them
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Postby CyberXIII » Wed Oct 07, 2009 8:36 am

Hey, should I include the new Angels in this?
"Crapsack worlds and anti heroes have their place. Sometimes, they are very necessary. But an endless diet of dreary cyberpunk and dark fantasy won't do us any more favors than an endless feast of glurge. I'd argue that the cynical nature of these really hurt our ability to hope and work for better. It gets us to accept the hopelessness and jaded outlook of things as 'That's the way it is. I can't change it,' and stops us from fighting when we NEED to fight."

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Postby Joseph the PRPD » Wed Oct 07, 2009 1:45 pm

CyberXIII wrote:Hey, should I include the new Angels in this?
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Postby CyberXIII » Wed Oct 07, 2009 4:18 pm

Okay.

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Sachiel, Shamshel, Ramiel, Bardiel, and Zeruel are nuked from orbit at various locations across the world, and are heavily damaged. To compensate, they adapt, and reshape their AT Fields to change their own appearances. Most of them get simple redesigns, but Zeruel displayed phenomenal new powers. Meanwhile, Adam gave birth to two new Angels: Tunniel, who immediately headed to northern Russia, and Clockiel, who rampaged through the pacific ocean.
"Crapsack worlds and anti heroes have their place. Sometimes, they are very necessary. But an endless diet of dreary cyberpunk and dark fantasy won't do us any more favors than an endless feast of glurge. I'd argue that the cynical nature of these really hurt our ability to hope and work for better. It gets us to accept the hopelessness and jaded outlook of things as 'That's the way it is. I can't change it,' and stops us from fighting when we NEED to fight."

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Postby MicroBalrog » Mon Oct 12, 2009 5:19 am

schismatics wrote:
CyberXIII wrote:Now to shake things up a little:

The Angels all stop whatever they happen to be doing and head south. You know what that means...


They're the Fellowship of the Ring are now following the Misty Mountains south to get to Mordor? Does that mean we're going to have an angel vs. balrog fight??? :w00t:


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Postby Otakon 08 Ikari » Mon Oct 12, 2009 12:11 pm

I would go to my girlfriends house and await third impact.
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Postby supershinjiasukashipper » Wed Oct 14, 2009 1:27 pm

id call NERV and volunteer my skills. i could command a team of eva pilots real easy. hey Shinji, i see what you and Asuka are about to do back there, save it for after you save the world, and no third impact Shinji!
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Postby supershinjiasukashipper » Wed Oct 14, 2009 1:31 pm

Otakon 08 Ikari wrote:I would go to my girlfriends house and await third impact.

:clap: good work, that way if you both survive, you can repopulate the earth. you sly dog you!
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Postby Sachi » Wed Oct 14, 2009 2:10 pm

Honestly, if the Evangelions and such were real, it'd have almost nothing to do with me and I'd live life the same as I always would. Now, unless they came and destroyed Sacramento or the Bay Area, this would continue until either 3rd Impact, or I die.

Seriously you guys? Would things really change for you if half this shit was going on halfway around the world?
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Postby Joseph the PRPD » Wed Oct 14, 2009 2:12 pm

If it really was happening and even if it was halfway around the world there would be paranoia or mass paranoia from people thinking "What if it/they come for us?"
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Postby supershinjiasukashipper » Wed Oct 14, 2009 2:15 pm

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Seriously you guys? Would things really change for you if half this was going on halfway around the world? [/quote] typical ignorant american response. try enlightening yourself, we need the world. for example if angels attacked the middle east, there goes the majority of our oil supplys and archeological treasures.
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Postby Joseph the PRPD » Wed Oct 14, 2009 2:24 pm

Eh...
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Postby Sachi » Wed Oct 14, 2009 2:27 pm

Forgive me, I read this topic as "What if the Evangelions were Real?" not Angels. This changes my answer slightly.

Joseph the PRPD wrote:If it really was happening and even if it was halfway around the world there would be paranoia or mass paranoia from people thinking "What if it/they come for us?"

I'd view any such attack as more of a natural disaster. Yes, it's a shame that it happened and I feel sorry for the people, and if there was anything I could do to pitch in and help, then yes I would. Would I be worried that it'd happen to me? As worried that an Earthquake might happen, or a Tornado might hit (and you'd be surprised that my town has only experienced the latter while I've been living here, and I live in Northern California). If people want to go batshit insane over this, good for them, leave me out of it. I'll continue to live my life as I would.

shinjidoggyasuka wrote:typical ignorant american response. try enlightening yourself, we need the world. if angels attacked the middle east, there goes the majority of our oil supplys and archeological treasures.

First of all, fix whatever the hell is wrong with you computer or learn to post. Second, the world doesn't need me. If it did, it'd have to be desperate as hell to put it in poor hands such as my own. I couldn't necessarily do anything even if I tried.
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Postby supershinjiasukashipper » Wed Oct 14, 2009 2:29 pm

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Postby Joseph the PRPD » Wed Oct 14, 2009 2:30 pm

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