Huzzah for the Eva newbies!!

[EVA-01X]

Yes, I should know
I was a n00b once, and I play counterstrike as well, so I'm constantly surronded by goons like that

Right then
Mission Accecpted!

[EVA-01X]

Sorry for teh double post, but what do y'all think of these apples?
kekekekekekekekeke........

M3h, j00r all wrong!
It is specifically stated in the first edition fo the rcb, one that was never released BTW, that it was actually Ritsuko who shot Kaji, out of both jealausly and the fact that he was a traitor to NERV, and the fact that she hated the fact that Misato and him could have a relationship instead of her and Kaji, that aslo what Gendo confronted her about in E0E!

Plus, cna anyone tell me why the damn evas are so ugly? I mean a threre not even proper mecha... Purple and green! It leik Barney or something!1

:evil: :twisted: :evil:

[Ryo]

LOL!!!!!!

im laging so ahrd itsdioffictlu to tpe!1!!1

Thanks for the help, dude

Just think about it: The st00pid and ignorant n00b, the 1337 d00d that spread false rumors and a dirty hamster. We're gonna, like, totally 0wnz0r them now.

[Ryo]

Mission log: Februmarch 68, 3082 (c'mon! It's not like anyone actually pays attention to it!!)

Posted this:

i just wathed eoe and im liek
what were the white avas and what the **** was with that Rei? also why did Shinji kill askuka in the end thats realy wierd i think tat the series ending ws beter i mean its the orignal ending after all

[Hexon.Arq]

I hope this is lucrative.

[Oroboro]

d00d, why j00 \/\/4tching a st00pi[) sh0\/\/ liek Ev4? M4n, Gund4m S33d and shi7 is wh3r3 its at dawg! B3sides, Shji is su[h 4 w][/\/\p! Man, Goku would so kick his flipping a$$!

Whaaaaaat did he just say? I know he said "dawg." And I also know that if you write in l33t then you are just way too white to say dawg. There was also something about Goku kicking someone's "flipping a$$."

[Hexon.Arq]

Behold, the cyberspace incarnation of caveman speak.

[DirtyHamster]

Ooooooooh...

I've solved the riddle to their underdeveloped brains

They...have..."Chat Rooms"

...edit...

Hold on. I got a reply to my question.

witch angel kiked the most butt?
i think rameil (the 4 angel) did. it just drilled them so hard.
also how did the drill get so long. i cant understnd that

I thought were the seventh (israfel).

At least he got the name right.

[Prons]

Eva 01, it´s insane with the N2 generator.

That Eva 01 and it's crazy N2 Generator.

[Ryo]

I'm back!
My computer was infected by this fun little fella called W32/FunLove.0049, and was unable to startup a couple of days ago. I'm in a crowded library right now, checking in.

Before my computer broke down, I received a warning from Sophonax, aka the "Misato shot Kaji" guy, about Rei Ikari's first post. It told me to "read the forum rules...", but I still don't know what the problem was. Maybe he's on to us. :ph34r:

[DirtyHamster]

:shock:
Oh crap Ryo. I think they suspect you.

P.S. Where are you from?

Run Away. RUN AWAY!

[DirtyHamster]

Hey Ryo.
Did you get your pc fixed after the n00b attack?

[Ryo]

Well, sorta. My brother-in-law-to-be was kind enough to let me borrow his Windows CD's to re-install the crap. Too bad my AMV collection, all of the Eva DC scenes, EoE and volumes 1-8 of the Eva manga got lost in the process. Not to mention my huge Eva non-hentai image archive. That thing took months to get togheter.

*checks my thread at AG...*

HOLY!!!

MORE N00BS!!!! Now I have to quote the whole thing... CURSE YOU HAMTARO, CURSE YOU TO THE THIRD IMPACT!!!

Lilith and adan are the angels that will creat the third great explosion.
Eva-00´s with Asuka soul.
Shenj´s mother was absorved by eva-01.

Well, at least he spelled Lilith right.

The yui, mother of Shinji, was fusioned ourself with the eva soul. Not was absorved, but she choosed it!

Doubleyou tee eff is "the yui"? :P

1- The Soul of the Ritzico?! I don't know.
2- She fused ourslef with the eva.
3- Rei are the experimental clone, to suceed the experiences, for Gendo Ikari take her wife back to the live!
4- They already here, They are part of the history of the earth! "even seele is correct"!
5- The first married of the earth, I think!

Misato didn't shoot Kaji, I thought that at first, but you will realise in time...
Its actually Seele as Kaji is a traitor who is spying on them

P.S. Where are you from?

Hehe... I think they're on to me. :P

I think that Akagi elimined Kagi, not Katsuragi!

Ritsuko shot Kaji? I think I've heard that theory before...

I just saw the whole series about a week ago and it rocked. I am confused about somethings like who shot Kaji. So it was Ritsiko that shot Kaji? I NEED KNOW for sure.

Sorry dude, aint gonna happen.

I don't think it was Misato who shot him, but I'm not sure myself
But there is something strange, because
1. If she shot him, she would have cried a lot more
2. And if she saw someone else trying to shoot him, why didn't she stop him/her?
Evangelion #1 8)

She's right about the last thing, that's for sure.

Well, that's all for now. Maybe it's time to plan our final attack?

[DirtyHamster]

Not to mention my huge Eva non-hentai image archive.

Non-Hentai. Yeah right.

[Ryo]

*uses Gendo position (tm)*

"Would you accuse me of lying?"

Seriously, I don't store hentai on my computer.

Edit: I did once, before I saw the infamous Evangelion hentai video. I deleted all my hentai after I did that... And I don't regret it.

[Oroboro]

Lilith and adan are the angels that will creat the third great explosion.
Eva-00´s with Asuka soul.
Shenj´s mother was absorved by eva-01.

He's (assuming it's a he, no offense to the ladies here) managed to dumb down third impact to a "great explosion"! Not to mention, his terrible spelling capablities insult my intelligence.

The yui, mother of Shinji, was fusioned ourself with the eva soul. Not was absorved, but she choosed it!

"The" yui? She "fusioned"? Now they're using DBZ terminology?! ABSORVED? Come on! You'd have figured two people wouldn't have made the same mistake!

I was wrong. Don't throw them a bone. Don't let them figure it out on their own. Just end them. These people give a bad name to the western fanbase of Evangelion!

[Defectron]

Eva-00´s with Asuka soul.

I really hope this was one of you guys in diguise, because if it wasnt this is probably the dumbest theory I've ever seen.

[DatDude]

Read the Pen-Pen disctription on this sight you'll see a worse one.

[Ryo]

Eva-00´s with Asuka soul.

I really hope this was one of you guys in diguise, because if it wasnt this is probably the dumbest theory I've ever seen.

Congratulations on finding the dumbest theory ever seen.

[KIC]

Eva-00´s with Asuka soul.

I really hope this was one of you guys in diguise, because if it wasnt this is probably the dumbest theory I've ever seen.

<Lame joke upcoming>

Well, at least we now know why Asuka was such a b*tch:

She sold her soul to Rei.

</Lame joke> :roll: