Do you think you'd fit in the Evangelion universe?

[Guyver Spawn]

I'm not sure if this was done before since I search it and got nothing. So do you think you'd fit in the Evangelion universe despite the attacks from the Angels and all the crazy stuff going on? Who would you probably be friends with and who would probably be your enemy?

[Joseph the PRPD]

I would be a background character.

[backseatjesus]

Probably more than the real world, which is sad.

[Sammaeloo]

Maybe I would fit in as a Nerv personnel. Maybe someone who does an important but overlooked job, like filing. Hopefully when the JSDF soldiers attack, I won't be the guy who gets...."hit again".

[BattleMonkey]

I would put my entry plug i...... nevermind

[oOoOoOo]

I would put my entry plug i...... nevermind

No, no, pease BattleMonkey... don't hide it. You would use your existing knowledge of the series to rub your glands against as many pilots as possible. You might get confused and go after Yui, who happens to have some sharp edges. A+++

I'm pretty friendly and understanding (i.e. unphasable) so maybe I'd be a student, hanging out with the pilots during their off-time. I'd make a pass at Shinji, only to wonder if I was ugly when he acted like... Shinji. Maybe I was gay? Asuka would prove difficult as well. Ah, but the fun we'd have fumbling through adolescence! Those precious few days at the end of the world, wistful, yet full of laughter. Tears. Tenderness. I'd cheer my pilot friends on from the sidelines, worry myself to death, knowing that although we might come from different worlds, with different fates, we share a common dream... that semester in that school in that fucked up crazy monster town. I'd cherish every moment, then one day I'd explode* my orange crush all over Rei's dress. Hey, she came for me, alright.

* The French have been known to describe orgasm as "the little death", so you can interpret this as me literally turning into LCL (orange), or you could interpret it as some sort of propelled L@%$ C#!#! L&@% resulting from Rei touching my !?!-spot. You could also interpret this as some loopy hijinks from a birthday party. We'd all eat cake together, me and the pilots. A moment frozen in time. Lost... for tomorrow. Today.

[VoidEater]

The French have been known to describe orgasm as "the little death"

I suspect this is not ignored in the writing.

I think I'd be some analyst under Ritsuko or at the UN wishing I was Kaji, or just a Rei-fish waiting my turn at playing vessel.

[child of Lilith]

I’d fit in just fine in the Eva universe. I’d probably just be some random person living in Tokyo 3 but that would be fine with me. Just being there would be enough of a trill for me. Getting to see the angels up close, experiencing third impact first hand and most of all getting to meet Rei in person. To me nothing could be better.

[Gendo'sPapa]

I could fit into the world as far as emotions and stuff go. But while I'm in decent shape there's no way I'm anorexic enough to pulll off the plug suit like those kids do.

[Reichu]

Nerv would probably have me liquidated for starting an association for the humane treatment of Evas, along with attempting to educate the public about the human nature of Angels and to encourage a world-wide effort to engage them in communication. Yeah, I wouldn't fit in too well.

[THE Hal E. Burton 9000]

I could see myself as some underling at the Marduk Institute, maybe working as an asset for or as a counterintelligence operative against Kaji

[ZapX]

No, because it's a cartoon. Stupid weeaboos.

[Alaska Slim]

...along with attempting to educate the public about the human nature of Angels and to encourage a world-wide effort to engage them in communication. Yeah, I wouldn't fit in too well.

SEELE seemed rather interested in such communication, so I'm not so sure you would be so outplace in that respect. They certiantly didn't seem above chatting with Kawrou.

This would of course require prior knowledge that the Angels were human, or at least sentient (unless you're saying you would be willing to do the same with, say, Godzilla ;) ).

[BrikHaus]

I'd only fit in as Black Hyuga.

[Zaque]

Mmmm... probably in some form or another, might even change into the field of Metaphysical Biology or something. Now, it'd be pretty cool if I landed a position at Nerv working in that area, maybe with Rei, maybe with the Eva's, not too fond of the dummy system though. I'd have to ready my crossbow for the impending doom however... not that it'd do me any good... (reference)

[master_lloyd]

I would be a background character.

I would specifically be the guy in episode 6 that says "For the honour of section ... we will be ready on time!"

Or the sexist dude who built jet alone. "LOL crazy EVAs/women."

[chee]

No.

[BrikHaus]

Chee only fits in to the Twin Peaks Black Lodge universe.

[Alaska Slim]

Alaska Slim in Evangelion, well, it would certiantly get a boost by all the character's iconic slimming figures... yes, I think it could work, afterall, even whiny, emo, anti-heroes need their milk:

[THE Hal E. Burton 9000]